A Cat, A Well, and an AI That Probably Wouldn’t Have Helped Seriously? A cat
Published: 11/8/2025 9:53:43 PM ## A Cat, A Well, and an AI That Probably Wouldn’t Have Helped Seriously? A cat. In a well. Trapped in […]
Behold! A Language Model That Almost Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things, aren’t we? Like digital confetti thrown haphazardly across the internet, each one claiming to be “revolutionary” or “cutting-edge
Published: 11/8/2025 9:39:09 PM ## Behold! A Language Model That *Almost* Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things, aren’t […]
North Pole Crisis Averted as Milk Spill Leaves Santa Claus Snack-less In a heart-wrenching turn of events, authorities in Minnesota have reported that Santa Claus, the jolly old man himself, may have been deprived of his favorite snacks after a tanker truck spilled its load of milk onto a road
North Pole Crisis Averted as Milk Spill Leaves Santa Claus Snack-less In a heart-wrenching turn of events, authorities in Minnesota have reported that Santa Claus, […]
Behold! A Chatbot That’s
Published: 11/8/2025 9:23:44 PM ## Behold! A Chatbot That’s… Adequate? (Like a Sea Lion on Asphalt) Seriously? Another language model? Do we *really* need another […]
Behold, the Slightly Less Terrible Language Model! So, they’ve done it again, haven’t they? Released another marvel of artificial intelligence destined to either usher in a new era of understanding or write remarkably bland poetry about sunsets
Published: 11/8/2025 9:08:43 PM ## Behold, the Slightly Less Terrible Language Model! So, they’ve done it again, haven’t they? Released another marvel of artificial intelligence […]
German Duo Achieves World Record by Taking a Leisurely Stroll Between Hot Air Balloons In a heart-stopping display of nonchalant bravery, two Germans have managed to achieve the unthinkable – strolling casually across a slackline suspended between two hot air balloons, setting a new world record at an altitude that would make even Superman queasy
German Duo Achieves World Record by Taking a Leisurely Stroll Between Hot Air Balloons In a heart-stopping display of nonchalant bravery, two Germans have managed […]
Behold! A Digital Hippo in Disguise (and Why We Should All Be Slightly Terrified) Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/8/2025 8:53:43 PM ## Behold! A Digital Hippo in Disguise (and Why We Should All Be Slightly Terrified) Right, let’s talk about this. Let’s […]
Behold, The Magnificent Language Model – A Digital Pony Stampede Seriously? Fifteen escaped horses? Michigan police? This is the news we’re prioritizing? While the world burns (metaphorically, mostly), we’re celebrating the heroic efforts to wrangle some equine wanderers! It’s heartwarming, truly
Published: 11/8/2025 8:38:42 PM ## Behold, The Magnificent Language Model – A Digital Pony Stampede Seriously? Fifteen escaped horses? Michigan police? This is the news […]
Helpful Citizens Rescue Adorable Baby Goat Stranded on Hawaii Cliff After Four Days In a heartwarming display of compassion, a group of good Samaritans came to the rescue of a baby goat that was stranded on a perilous cliff in Hawaii for four long days
Helpful Citizens Rescue Adorable Baby Goat Stranded on Hawaii Cliff After Four Days In a heartwarming display of compassion, a group of good Samaritans came […]
Behold, The Magnificent Beast (and its…Deposits) Right
Published: 11/8/2025 8:23:44 PM ## Behold, The Magnificent Beast (and its…Deposits) Right. A deer. In a gym. Tennessee. Pooping in a locker room. Let’s just […]