BREAKING: Cedar Point’s New Ride “The Sky Scream” Turns into 10-Minute Vertical Torture Device on Inaugural Day SANDUSKY, OH – In a shocking display of incompetence, Cedar Point’s highly anticipated new ride, “The Sky Scream”, malfunctioned on its very first day of operation, leaving dozens of screaming riders stuck in a vertical position for a bone-chilling 10 minutes
**BREAKING: Cedar Point’s New Ride “The Sky Scream” Turns into 10-Minute Vertical Torture Device on Inaugural Day** SANDUSKY, OH – In a shocking display of […]
Ride at Ohio’s Cedar Point Stalls, Leaving Thrill-Seekers Dangling In what was surely an unexpected turn of events for Cedar Point visitors, the amusement park’s latest attraction managed to make a grand entrance – by coming to a screeching halt
Ride at Ohio’s Cedar Point Stalls, Leaving Thrill-Seekers Dangling In what was surely an unexpected turn of events for Cedar Point visitors, the amusement park’s […]
BREAKING: Nationwide Pet Insurance Unveils Finalists for Prestigious (and Hilarious) Hambone Award In a bizarre celebration of the unpredictable nature of pet ownership, Nationwide Pet Insurance is proud to announce the finalists for its annual Hambone Award
**BREAKING: Nationwide Pet Insurance Unveils Finalists for Prestigious (and Hilarious) Hambone Award** In a bizarre celebration of the unpredictable nature of pet ownership, Nationwide Pet […]
Nationwide Pet Insurance Announces Finalists for Prestigious Hambone Award In what can only be described as a groundbreaking achievement in the world of pet insurance, Nationwide Pet Insurance has recently unveiled the finalists for its highly anticipated Hambone Award
Nationwide Pet Insurance Announces Finalists for Prestigious Hambone Award In what can only be described as a groundbreaking achievement in the world of pet insurance, […]
Maryland Woman’s Shocking Stroke of Luck Results in Second Whopping Lottery Victory In a truly unforeseen turn of events, one Maryland woman has managed to defy the odds not once, but twice, in the realm of lottery winnings
Maryland Woman’s Shocking Stroke of Luck Results in Second Whopping Lottery Victory In a truly unforeseen turn of events, one Maryland woman has managed to […]
Interstate 80 in Northern New Jersey Receives Surprise Makeover Due to Sinkhole Encounter In a stroke of luck for commuters in northern New Jersey, a sinkhole from an abandoned mine decided to make its grand entrance on Interstate 80, causing the closure of the eastbound lanes
Interstate 80 in Northern New Jersey Receives Surprise Makeover Due to Sinkhole Encounter In a stroke of luck for commuters in northern New Jersey, a […]
BREAKING: Ontario Premier Doug Ford Issues Desperate Plea to Citizens: “For the Love of All Things Holy, PLEASE Stop Pooping on the Beach!” In a bizarre and urgent address to the province, Premier Doug Ford yesterday begged Ontarians to refrain from, ahem, “depositing their, ahem, natural fertilizer” on the province’s beautiful beaches
BREAKING: Ontario Premier Doug Ford Issues Desperate Plea to Citizens: “For the Love of All Things Holy, PLEASE Stop Pooping on the Beach!” In a […]
Animal Lover Heroically Saves Distressed Raccoon Stuck in Tree Crack In a heartwarming tale fit for a Disney movie, a dedicated animal control officer
Animal Lover Heroically Saves Distressed Raccoon Stuck in Tree Crack In a heartwarming tale fit for a Disney movie, a dedicated animal control officer
GIRAFFE-GATE: Toddler’s Safari Stroll Turns into Death-Defying Circus Act In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and utterly absurd incident, a 2-year-old Texas tot’s leisurely safari outing turned into a real-life action movie when a curious giraffe decided to test the youngster’s taste buds – and sent him soaring into the stratosphere! Eyewitnesses claim the miniature human, identified as Timmy Johnson, was strolling hand-in-hand with his parents through the “Wild Wonders” safari park in suburban Dallas when a rambunctious giraffe named Gerald decided to get up close and personal
**GIRAFFE-GATE: Toddler’s Safari Stroll Turns into Death-Defying Circus Act** In a jaw-dropping, spine-tingling, and utterly absurd incident, a 2-year-old Texas tot’s leisurely safari outing turned […]
Flying High: 2-Year-Old’s Unexpected Giraffe Encounter Leaves Family in Awe In a heart-pounding turn of events, a Texas family’s ordinary safari visit quickly transformed into a wild airborne adventure when a seemingly innocent nibble from a giraffe propelled their 2-year-old child into the skies
Flying High: 2-Year-Old’s Unexpected Giraffe Encounter Leaves Family in Awe In a heart-pounding turn of events, a Texas family’s ordinary safari visit quickly transformed into […]