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Bugged Out: Michigan Library Closes After Unwanted Guests Emerge from DVD Case In a plot twist that no one saw coming, a suburban Detroit library decided to take an impromptu holiday after a returned DVD case turned out to be a new home for a thriving bug community
### Bugged Out: Michigan Library Closes After Unwanted Guests Emerge from DVD Case In a plot twist that no one saw coming, a suburban Detroit […]
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Gator On the Run! Nah, Just Another Day in Ohio Parks Springfield, OH—In what can only be described as the most thrilling two days in recent Springfield history, officials here have officially determined that there is no alligator on the loose at the local park
### Gator On the Run! Nah, Just Another Day in Ohio Parks **Springfield, OH**—In what can only be described as the most thrilling two days […]
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YouTubers Construct World’s Largest iPhone: Finally, a Solution to All Our Problems In a groundbreaking act of technological innovation that has left the world breathless, a group of YouTubers has reportedly succeeded in constructing the world’s largest iPhone
### YouTubers Construct World’s Largest iPhone: Finally, a Solution to All Our Problems In a groundbreaking act of technological innovation that has left the world […]
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Local Museum Thrilled After Boy Destroys 3,500-Year-Old Jar—Plans Special Tribute In a stunning turn of events, a local museum recently extended an invitation to 10-year-old Jimmy Thompson after he single-handedly smashed a 3,500-year-old jar during a school field trip
### Local Museum Thrilled After Boy Destroys 3,500-Year-Old Jar—Plans Special Tribute In a stunning turn of events, a local museum recently extended an invitation to […]
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Massachusetts Rodeo Saga: Bulls 1, Human Determination 0 In a whirlwind of excitement akin to a Hollywood blockbuster, the last of the rebellious eight bulls that took the phrase “bull in a china shop” to new heights has finally been apprehended
### Massachusetts Rodeo Saga: Bulls 1, Human Determination 0 In a whirlwind of excitement akin to a Hollywood blockbuster, the last of the rebellious eight […]
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Local Man Balances Lawn Mower on Chin to Illustrate Supreme Life Choices In a dazzling display of modern achievement, local legend David Rush executed an awe-inspiring walk measuring 1,178 feet and 5
**Local Man Balances Lawn Mower on Chin to Illustrate Supreme Life Choices** In a dazzling display of modern achievement, local legend David Rush executed an […]
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The Mysterious Case of Hvaldimir: The Whale Spy Who Couldn’t Swim One Last Mission In a shocking turn of events that has rippled through marine circles, Hvaldimir, the illustrious white beluga whale wrapped in a fabric of intrigue and conspiracy, has been found dead
### The Mysterious Case of Hvaldimir: The Whale Spy Who Couldn’t Swim One Last Mission In a shocking turn of events that has rippled through […]
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New Zealand’s Bird of the Year Winner: Because We Definitely needed a New Excuse for Costumes and Craft Beer In an unprecedented display of serious ornithological prowess, New Zealand once again threw its hat into the ring of avian absurdity by crowning the golden-eyed, endangered penguin as its Bird of the Year
# New Zealand’s Bird of the Year Winner: Because We Definitely needed a New Excuse for Costumes and Craft Beer In an unprecedented display of […]
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Highway Heroics: Sea Lion Makes a Splash on California Freeway In what can only be described as a jaw-droppingly bold move, a sea lion decided that California’s bustling highways were the perfect venue for an afternoon jaunt
**Highway Heroics: Sea Lion Makes a Splash on California Freeway** In what can only be described as a jaw-droppingly bold move, a sea lion decided […]
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Local California Woman Discovers Unexpected Mechanic in Her Car: Marmot Edition In a turn of events that could only happen in the sunny state of California, a local woman was greeted by a furry surprise when she decided to pop the hood of her car last Tuesday
### Local California Woman Discovers Unexpected Mechanic in Her Car: Marmot Edition In a turn of events that could only happen in the sunny state […]
