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Lost prosthetic leg reappears on distant English beach.

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/16/2026 10:08:46 AM A Legs Leisurely Tour of the English Coast Honestly, did anyone expect a prosthetic leg to just…wander off? Apparently not! […]

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Parakeet Makes Surprise Visit to Kindergarten Class!

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/16/2026 9:53:46 AM The Utter Chaos of Avian Intrusion and Kindergarten Melodrama Seriously? A parakeet? In a kindergarten classroom? Is this what we’ve […]

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Ancient Utah Bottle Yields Surprisingly Fruity Alcohol

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/16/2026 9:38:48 AM Seriously? A 150-Year-Old Bottle of Fruit Flavored Booze? Are we really doing this now? An archaeological team, bless their trowels […]

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Horses Run Through Fire in Spanish Tradition

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/16/2026 9:24:02 AM Really? Horses. On Fire. Because Tradition? Right, lets all gather around and applaud the boundless creativity of humankind, shall we? […]

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Deer Breaks Into Bank, Triggers Alarm in Suffolk County

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/16/2026 9:09:15 AM Seriously? A Deer Burglarized a Bank?! Right, because 2024 wasn’t already chaotic enough. Apparently, my day needed to be brightened […]

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Swedish Fan Juggles Soccer Ball for Over 28 Hours, Sets Record!

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/16/2026 8:53:48 AM Really? Someone Juggle a Ball for Nearly a Day?! Are we seriously doing this now? A world record for juggling […]

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Texas Teen Achieves Fusion Breakthrough in Home Lab

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/16/2026 8:38:47 AM The Future is Now (Apparently, According to a Twelve-Year-Old) Right. A twelve-year-old in Dallas achieved nuclear fusion. Let’s just sit […]

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Powerball Win Almost Lost Due to Chatty NC Man

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/16/2026 8:23:48 AM The Unbelievable Stupidity Award Goes To… Seriously? A North Carolina man almost threw away $150,000 because he couldnt keep his […]

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Thirsty Stop Turns Into $200K Lottery Win for SC Man

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/16/2026 8:08:47 AM The Inevitable Triumph of Randomness Seriously? A South Carolina man? Buying a scratch-off ticket because he was thirsty? This is […]

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Lakers’ Hayes Suspended After Mascot Push Incident.

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/16/2026 7:53:47 AM The Mascot Incident: Because NBA Drama Needs More Seriously? A one-game suspension for pushing a mascot? Are we now at […]

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