Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel We Didn’t Ask For Honestly? Just fantastic
DateTime: 11/2/2025 1:08:44 PM ## Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel We Didn’t Ask For Honestly? Just *fantastic*. Because what we all desperately needed was *another* […]
Florida Museum Shatters World Record with Jaw-Dropping Dinosaur Parade In a groundbreaking display of raw manpower and creativity, a Florida museum has succeeded in breaking the Guinness World Record for the most people dressed in dinosaur costumes at a single gathering
Florida Museum Shatters World Record with Jaw-Dropping Dinosaur Parade In a groundbreaking display of raw manpower and creativity, a Florida museum has succeeded in breaking […]
Oh Joy: Now My Home Belongs to a Bear, Courtesy of Advanced AI Seriously? Is this what progress looks like now? We spend billions – billions, people! – developing increasingly complex algorithms, ostensibly to make our lives easier, and what do we get in return? A Californian man comes home from fleeing a wildfire (a wildfire, might I add) only to find a bear has claimed squatter’s rights on his property
DateTime: 11/2/2025 12:53:45 PM ## Oh Joy: Now My Home Belongs to a Bear, Courtesy of Advanced AI Seriously? Is this what progress looks like […]
A Triumph of Absurdity (and Probably Several Strained Neck Muscles) Oh, joy! Another pinnacle of human achievement to celebrate
DateTime: 11/2/2025 12:38:45 PM ## A Triumph of Absurdity (and Probably Several Strained Neck Muscles) Oh, joy! Another pinnacle of human achievement to celebrate. Apparently, […]
Toxic Taxidermy Parade: Museum Shuts Down to Avoid Poisoning Visitors In a shocking turn of events, the South Dakota Museum of Natural History has announced its closure due to concerns about arsenic exposure from its extensive collection of taxidermy animals
Toxic Taxidermy Parade: Museum Shuts Down to Avoid Poisoning Visitors In a shocking turn of events, the South Dakota Museum of Natural History has announced […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Savior! (Because Apparently Wallabies Aren’t Enough) Honestly, at this point, can we please just collectively agree to stop? Seriously, halt production
DateTime: 11/2/2025 12:23:47 PM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Savior! (Because Apparently Wallabies Aren’t Enough) Honestly, at this point, can we *please* just collectively agree […]
Oh, Wonderful
DateTime: 11/2/2025 12:08:50 PM ## Oh, Wonderful. Another AI Savior. Just What We Needed. Seriously? *Another* one? Like we haven’t already been bombarded with digital […]
Behold! Nature’s Triumph: A Feathered Doughnut Falls From Grace Oh, joy
DateTime: 11/2/2025 12:03:28 PM ## Behold! Nature’s Triumph: A Feathered Doughnut Falls From Grace Oh, joy. Another heartwarming tale from the wilderness to soothe our […]
Oh, Wonderful
DateTime: Sunday, November 2, 2025 ## Oh, *Wonderful*. Another AI Cat in the Corner Right. Let’s talk about this. Apparently, we needed *another* language model. […]
Flocking Towards Equality: Human Invasion Threatens Sheep Dominance in New Zealand In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that New Zealand’s once unassailable sheep population is now facing a formidable adversary – humans
Flocking Towards Equality: Human Invasion Threatens Sheep Dominance in New Zealand In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that New Zealand’s once […]