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BREAKING: WI Sheriff’s Deputies in Wild Pig Chase, Community Breathes Sigh of Relief In a daring display of law enforcement bravado, a team of sheriff’s deputies in rural Wisconsin found themselves in a heart-pumping, adrenaline-fueled “brief hoof pursuit” with a sassy, speedy pig that had busted out of a local farm

**BREAKING: WI Sheriff’s Deputies in Wild Pig Chase, Community Breathes Sigh of Relief** In a daring display of law enforcement bravado, a team of sheriff’s […]

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BREAKING: GOAT-ASTROPHE AVERTED IN BALTIMORE SUBURBS AS AUTHORITIES ROUND UP ROGUE HERD In a daring operation that will go down in history as one of the greatest animal roundups of all time, a team of brave Baltimore police officers, animal control specialists, and a posse of plucky neighborhood kids joined forces to corral a marauding herd of escaped goats that had been wreaking havoc on the streets of suburban Baltimore

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**BREAKING: GOAT-ASTROPHE AVERTED IN BALTIMORE SUBURBS AS AUTHORITIES ROUND UP ROGUE HERD** In a daring operation that will go down in history as one of […]

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Baltimore Police and Animal Control Work Together to Round Up Wayward Goats In a riveting display of teamwork and coordination, the Baltimore Police Department joined forces with local animal control officers and some enterprising neighborhood kids to round up a herd of escaped goats that were causing chaos in a quiet residential neighborhood

Baltimore Police and Animal Control Work Together to Round Up Wayward Goats In a riveting display of teamwork and coordination, the Baltimore Police Department joined […]

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Fortune Smiles Upon North Carolina Man Who Wisely Utilizes Zip Code for Lottery Win In a stroke of unimaginable luck and coincidence, a North Carolina man recently proved that when it comes to winning the lottery, every little detail counts – even down to the zip code of one’s investment property

Fortune Smiles Upon North Carolina Man Who Wisely Utilizes Zip Code for Lottery Win In a stroke of unimaginable luck and coincidence, a North Carolina […]

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Slithery Surprises in the Dugout: Snake Makes Grand Entrance at Dodgers’ Game 2 In a shocking turn of events during Game 2 of the National League Championship Series, the Los Angeles Dodgers faced a creature more formidable than any opponent on the field – a sneaky, slithering snake that made a surprise appearance in their dugout

Slithery Surprises in the Dugout: Snake Makes Grand Entrance at Dodgers’ Game 2 In a shocking turn of events during Game 2 of the National […]

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BREAKING: Local Man Catches Monster Fish with So Many Teeth, It’s a Miracle He Still Has His Face In a jaw-dropping, fin-tastic turn of events, Maryland resident, Bubba Jenkins, reeled in a fish so ferocious, it’s a wonder he didn’t end up in the hospital

**BREAKING: Local Man Catches Monster Fish with So Many Teeth, It’s a Miracle He Still Has His Face** In a jaw-dropping, fin-tastic turn of events, […]

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Art Gallery Owner Makes Strides Towards Gender Equality by Excluding Men from Viewing Exhibit In a remarkable display of modern feminism, renowned art gallery owner Claudia Darrow has stumbled into what could only be described as an avant-garde approach to gender equality

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**Art Gallery Owner Makes Strides Towards Gender Equality by Excluding Men from Viewing Exhibit** In a remarkable display of modern feminism, renowned art gallery owner […]