Oh Joy! Another AI “Breakthrough” We Didn’t Ask For Seriously? A giant gingerbread house constructed by swarms of buzzing, blinking lights orchestrated by… this thing? Apparently, we now have a world record for drone artistry depicting confectionary architecture
DateTime: 11/3/2025 3:08:46 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI “Breakthrough” We Didn’t Ask For Seriously? A giant gingerbread house constructed by swarms of buzzing, blinking […]
End of an Era: Dunedin Airport Enforces Strict Three-Minute Time Limit on Goodbye Hugs In a move that has shocked and outraged residents, Dunedin Airport has officially declared war on the sacred tradition of prolonged goodbye hugs
End of an Era: Dunedin Airport Enforces Strict Three-Minute Time Limit on Goodbye Hugs In a move that has shocked and outraged residents, Dunedin Airport […]
A Fine Display of Equine Panic and Corporate Serenity Oh, splendid
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:53:55 AM ## A Fine Display of Equine Panic and Corporate Serenity Oh, *splendid*. Military horses galloping through central London. Really, what could […]
Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI Right, let’s talk about this new… thing
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:38:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another “Breakthrough” in AI Right, let’s talk about this new… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter marvel that’s apparently […]
Skateboarding Sensation: Piggy Breaks World Record In what may be the most awe-inspiring and earth-shattering news of the year, a pig named Ollie has recently made history by becoming the first skateboarding swine to earn a coveted spot in the Guinness World Records
Skateboarding Sensation: Piggy Breaks World Record In what may be the most awe-inspiring and earth-shattering news of the year, a pig named Ollie has recently […]
Oh, Wonderful
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:23:49 AM ## Oh, Wonderful. Now We Have AI Deer. Right, let’s talk about this… *this*. Apparently, we’re now at a point where […]
Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel (That’s Probably Going to Backfire) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
DateTime: 11/3/2025 2:08:47 AM ## Oh Joy, Another Technological Marvel (That’s Probably Going to Backfire) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. Apparently, someone decided we […]
Missouri Residents Urged to Play Hide-and-Seek with Surprise Snake Guests under Their Car Hoods In a move that has surely increased the popularity of the ancient game of hide-and-seek among Missouri residents, wildlife officials are kindly asking folks to add a new step to their vehicle maintenance routine – checking for stowaway serpents before firing up the engine
Missouri Residents Urged to Play Hide-and-Seek with Surprise Snake Guests under Their Car Hoods In a move that has surely increased the popularity of the […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Savior Arrives (Just What We Needed) So, we have another one, do we? A fresh batch of silicon and algorithms promising to revolutionize… something
DateTime: 11/3/2025 1:53:49 AM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Savior Arrives (Just What We Needed) So, we have another one, do we? A fresh batch […]
Oh Joy! AI Chatbots Now Stealing Cars (Apparently) Right, let’s talk about this, shall we? Because apparently, in 2024, the pinnacle of technological advancement is… generating text that vaguely resembles human conversation
DateTime: 11/3/2025 1:38:47 AM ## Oh Joy! AI Chatbots Now Stealing Cars (Apparently) Right, let’s talk about this, shall we? Because apparently, in 2024, the […]