Oh Joy! Another Algorithm Singing Its Own Praises Isn’t it wonderful? Just absolutely thrilling to have yet another technological marvel thrust upon us, demanding our breathless adoration
DateTime: 11/3/2025 4:53:46 AM ## Oh Joy! Another Algorithm Singing Its Own Praises Isn’t it *wonderful*? Just absolutely thrilling to have yet another technological marvel […]
Oh, Wonderful
DateTime: 11/3/2025 4:38:46 AM ## Oh, Wonderful. Another AI Savior Arrives. Just What We Needed. Seriously? *Another* one? You’ve got to be kidding me. The […]
“Groundbreaking Payment Method: Massachusetts Library Now Accepting Cat Pictures for Overdue Fees” In a move that is sure to revolutionize the way library fines are paid, a Massachusetts library has decided to think outside the box – or rather, inside the litter box
“Groundbreaking Payment Method: Massachusetts Library Now Accepting Cat Pictures for Overdue Fees” In a move that is sure to revolutionize the way library fines are […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Wonder! (Because We Clearly Needed It) Right
DateTime: 11/3/2025 4:24:08 AM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Wonder! (Because We Clearly Needed It) Right. Because humanity was *really* lacking in things to worry […]
Oh, Wonderful
DateTime: 11/3/2025 4:08:47 AM ## Oh, Wonderful. Now We Need to Worry About *That*? Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up. Apparently, somewhere in England […]
“Home Renovation Unearths Time Capsule of ‘Priceless’ Items Dating Back Over a Century” In a shocking development that has left the small town of Cheboygan, Michigan buzzing with excitement, a routine repair project at a local home revealed a hidden time capsule containing a treasure trove of ancient relics that experts are calling ‘priceless’
“Home Renovation Unearths Time Capsule of ‘Priceless’ Items Dating Back Over a Century” In a shocking development that has left the small town of Cheboygan, […]
Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Wanders into Town Honestly, folks, are we really doing this again? Just when I thought the deluge of “revolutionary” technology might subside – you know, between the self-folding laundry (which still folds socks inside out) and the robot vacuum that seems to actively target dust bunnies in my hair – here comes another contender for world domination
DateTime: 11/3/2025 3:53:47 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Wanders into Town Honestly, folks, are we *really* doing this again? Just when I thought […]
Behold! A Digital Fatberg of Utter Mediocrity Oh, joy
DateTime: 11/3/2025 3:38:48 AM ## Behold! A Digital Fatberg of Utter Mediocrity Oh, joy. Another triumph for the titans of technological progress! Apparently, a team […]
BANGING HEADLINE: Rescue Heroes Save Deer ‘Not Because There’s Anything Better to Do’ In an act of unparalleled heroism that surely had nothing to do with avoiding paperwork, firefighters and animal control officers in Connecticut have successfully rescued a deer that fell through the ice covering a reservoir
BANGING HEADLINE: Rescue Heroes Save Deer ‘Not Because There’s Anything Better to Do’ In an act of unparalleled heroism that surely had nothing to do […]
Oh Joy! Another Language Model Just Because? Seriously? A sloth pup at the San Diego Zoo? Groundbreaking news, folks! Truly a moment for the history books! I’m just thrilled
DateTime: 11/3/2025 3:23:48 AM ## Oh Joy! Another Language Model Just Because? Seriously? A sloth pup at the San Diego Zoo? Groundbreaking news, folks! Truly […]