Oh, Wonderful
Published: 11/3/2025 7:38:45 AM ## Oh, Wonderful. Another AI Savior. So, we’re supposed to be *excited*, are we? Thrilled, even? Because apparently, a new digital […]
Library in the Detroit Area Stunned by the Generosity of Patron Who Returns Book Only 50 Years Overdue In a shocking turn of events, a library in the Detroit area found itself facing an unexpected conundrum when a patron graciously returned a book that was a mere five decades overdue
Library in the Detroit Area Stunned by the Generosity of Patron Who Returns Book Only 50 Years Overdue In a shocking turn of events, a […]
Oh, Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the deluge of “revolutionary” language models might slightly abate, here comes another contender for world domination…or at least, capturing our fleeting attention spans
Published: 11/3/2025 7:23:43 AM ## Oh, Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the deluge of “revolutionary” language models might […]
Oh, Wonderful, Another AI “Breakthrough” Right
Published: 11/3/2025 7:08:43 AM ## Oh, *Wonderful*, Another AI “Breakthrough” Right. Let’s talk about this…*thing*. This “3-12 billion parameter” marvel that’s apparently going to revolutionize […]
Pesky Raccoons Continue to “Assist” in the Recapture of Escaped Otters at Wisconsin Zoo In what can only be described as a stroke of unbelievable luck, the Milwaukee County Zoo found themselves grappling with an unexpected obstacle in their mission to recapture a pair of wandering otters – unruly raccoons
Pesky Raccoons Continue to “Assist” in the Recapture of Escaped Otters at Wisconsin Zoo In what can only be described as a stroke of unbelievable […]
Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives So, we’re supposed to be excited, are we? Another meticulously crafted digital echo chamber has landed
Published: 11/3/2025 6:53:47 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI Savior Arrives So, we’re supposed to be *excited*, are we? Another meticulously crafted digital echo chamber […]
Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel We Absolutely Didn’t Need So, apparently, we’re supposed to be thrilled
Published: 11/3/2025 6:38:43 AM ## Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel We Absolutely Didn’t Need So, apparently, we’re supposed to be *thrilled*. Thrilled that some bright […]
Delighted Detroit Man Discovers He is the Lucky Winner of Lifetime Fortune In a shocking twist of fate, a man from Detroit has discovered that he is the fortunate recipient of a substantial lottery prize worth $25,000 annually for life
Delighted Detroit Man Discovers He is the Lucky Winner of Lifetime Fortune In a shocking twist of fate, a man from Detroit has discovered that […]
Oh Joy! We’re Celebrating…Rice? Seriously? This is what we’ve come to? A woman, armed with chopsticks and a frankly unsettling level of dedication (or perhaps just an alarming lack of anything better to do), painstakingly consumes one grain of rice at a time and somehow merits a Guinness World Record? I mean, bless her heart, truly
Published: 11/3/2025 6:24:02 AM ## Oh Joy! We’re Celebrating…Rice? Seriously? This is what we’ve come to? A woman, armed with chopsticks and a frankly unsettling […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Model! Because We Clearly Needed That
Published: 11/3/2025 6:09:02 AM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Model! Because We *Clearly* Needed That. Honestly? Just…fantastic. Another one. Seriously, do we need another large […]