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BREAKING: HALF-A-HOUSE ABOMINATION HITS CALIFORNIA MARKET FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF $425,000 In a bizarre real estate listing that has left experts scratching their heads and potential buyers questioning their life choices, a quaint little abode in California is being touted as the “future of home design” – or a cruel joke, depending on who you ask
**BREAKING: HALF-A-HOUSE ABOMINATION HITS CALIFORNIA MARKET FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF $425,000** In a bizarre real estate listing that has left experts scratching their […]
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BREAKING: MOOSE MAYHEM STRIKES SWEDISH GARAGE IN EPIC RAMPAGE! In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet Swedish town scratching their heads, a marauding moose wandered into a local company’s garage and unleashed a fury of hooves and antlers, leaving a trail of destruction and crushed BMWs in its wake
**BREAKING: MOOSE MAYHEM STRIKES SWEDISH GARAGE IN EPIC RAMPAGE!** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet Swedish town scratching their heads, […]
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BREAKING: CANINE HERO WINS PRESTIGIOUS AWARD FOR DARING FEAT OF BRAVERY In a jaw-dropping display of canine courage, Rufus the dog has been awarded the coveted Hambone Award by Nationwide Pet Insurance for his heart-stopping, jaw-dropping, and utterly absurd heroics in the face of a raging bull
**BREAKING: CANINE HERO WINS PRESTIGIOUS AWARD FOR DARING FEAT OF BRAVERY** In a jaw-dropping display of canine courage, Rufus the dog has been awarded the […]
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BREAKING: PICK 3 DREAMS SHATTERED AS 4,501 WINNERS SPLIT JACKPOT, COMMUNITY LEFT REELING In a bizarre and unprecedented turn of events, the Pick 3 lottery drawing has yielded an astonishing 4,501 winners, all of whom matched the winning numbers: 9-1-1
**BREAKING: PICK 3 DREAMS SHATTERED AS 4,501 WINNERS SPLIT JACKPOT, COMMUNITY LEFT REELING** In a bizarre and unprecedented turn of events, the Pick 3 lottery […]
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Ohio Man Masters the Art of Luck While on Michigander Getaway In a gripping tale of pure chance and exceptional foresight, an Ohio man, Dave “Lucky Charm” Johnson, managed to achieve the impossible during a casual day of swinging clubs on a golf course in Michigan
**Ohio Man Masters the Art of Luck While on Michigander Getaway** In a gripping tale of pure chance and exceptional foresight, an Ohio man, Dave […]
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BREAKING: COYOTE’S SKYLIGHT SHENANIGANS SHUT DOWN LA SALON In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Los Angeles scratching their heads, a thirsty coyote was spotted drinking from a salon’s skylight, causing chaos and destruction in the normally tranquil neighborhood
**BREAKING: COYOTE’S SKYLIGHT SHENANIGANS SHUT DOWN LA SALON** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Los Angeles scratching their heads, a thirsty coyote […]
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BREAKING: Miniature Donkey’s Daring Escape Leaves Experts Baffled, Owners on Comedy Central In a stunning turn of events, a plucky miniature donkey named Mr
**BREAKING: Miniature Donkey’s Daring Escape Leaves Experts Baffled, Owners on Comedy Central** In a stunning turn of events, a plucky miniature donkey named Mr. Nibbles […]
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BREAKING: Ohio Man’s Day at the Links Turns into Life-Changing, Jaw-Dropping, and Utterly Astounding Windfall of Epic Proportions! In a stunning turn of events that has left the small town of Saginaw, Michigan, and indeed the entire golfing community, utterly bewildered, 42-year-old Ohio resident, Bob Smith, has won a whopping $150,000 Powerball prize while on a day-long golfing excursion to the Great Lakes State
**BREAKING: Ohio Man’s Day at the Links Turns into Life-Changing, Jaw-Dropping, and Utterly Astounding Windfall of Epic Proportions!** In a stunning turn of events that […]
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BREAKING: TACO-GATE ROCKS FORT WAYNE, INDIANA AS JUDGE RULES IN FAVOR OF TACO LOVERS Fort Wayne, IN – In a shocking and deliciously dramatic turn of events, a local judge has declared that tacos and burritos are, in fact, “Mexican-style sandwiches” in a landmark ruling that has left the community in stitches and the restaurant industry reeling
**BREAKING: TACO-GATE ROCKS FORT WAYNE, INDIANA AS JUDGE RULES IN FAVOR OF TACO LOVERS** Fort Wayne, IN – In a shocking and deliciously dramatic turn […]
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BREAKING: FURRY FURY UNLEASHED IN COLORADO – BEAR GOES ON RAMPAGE INSIDE PARKED CAR In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet Colorado town scratching their heads, a bear somehow managed to squeeze itself inside a parked car and proceeded to demolish the interior before being freed by a heroic sheriff’s deputy
**BREAKING: FURRY FURY UNLEASHED IN COLORADO – BEAR GOES ON RAMPAGE INSIDE PARKED CAR** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet […]