Category: Recent News
Behold, the Miracle of Slightly-Above-Average Text Generation! Right then
Published: 11/4/2025 8:08:49 PM ## Behold, the Miracle of Slightly-Above-Average Text Generation! Right then. Let’s talk about this new language model everyone’s inexplicably fawning over. […]
The streets were flooded with a sea of red and white as Santa Clauses descended upon towns and cities worldwide for the annual SantaCon charity pub crawls
The streets were flooded with a sea of red and white as Santa Clauses descended upon towns and cities worldwide for the annual SantaCon charity […]
Plastic Princesses and Plumbing Nightmares Seriously? A Dora the Explorer action figure in a sewer? A Ken doll? This is what we’ve come to? Apparently, Britain’s largest water company thinks this is “unusual
Published: 11/4/2025 7:53:49 PM ## Plastic Princesses and Plumbing Nightmares Seriously? A Dora the Explorer action figure in a sewer? A *Ken* doll? This is […]
Behold, the Technological Marvel That
Published: 11/4/2025 7:39:00 PM ## Behold, the Technological Marvel That… Sort Of Works Right then. Let’s talk about this thing. This… *thing*. Apparently, we’re supposed […]
Headline: Columbus Zoo Delighted to Welcome New Baby Bonobo into World In a shocking turn of events, the Columbus Zoo has recently announced the birth of a baby bonobo
Headline: Columbus Zoo Delighted to Welcome New Baby Bonobo into World In a shocking turn of events, the Columbus Zoo has recently announced the birth […]
Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Or, Why I’m Suddenly Considering a Life as a Goat Herder) So, we have another one, do we? A new language model, 3-12 billion parameters strong, allegedly poised to revolutionize… something
Published: 11/4/2025 7:23:51 PM ## Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Or, Why I’m Suddenly Considering a Life as a Goat Herder) So, we have *another* one, […]
Behold! A Tiny, Digital Dime Worth…Well, Let’s Just Say It’s Ridiculous Seriously? Are we living in a fever dream orchestrated by silicon and algorithms? Three Ohio sisters find a forgotten dime, locked away like a pirate’s treasure for decades, and it turns out to be
Published: 11/4/2025 7:09:12 PM ## Behold! A Tiny, Digital Dime Worth…Well, Let’s Just Say It’s Ridiculous Seriously? Are we living in a fever dream orchestrated […]
CAIRO (AP) — Ashraf Mahrous Captivates Egypt with Herculean Strength In a land where pharaohs once ruled with an iron grip, a new titan has emerged to captivate the hearts of the Egyptian people
CAIRO (AP) — Ashraf Mahrous Captivates Egypt with Herculean Strength In a land where pharaohs once ruled with an iron grip, a new titan has […]
Behold! A Chatbot’s Grand, Eight-Year Reunion Seriously? An Arizona man finds his dog after eight years? I’m genuinely thrilled for him, truly
Published: 11/4/2025 6:53:48 PM ## Behold! A Chatbot’s Grand, Eight-Year Reunion Seriously? An Arizona man finds his dog after *eight years*? I’m genuinely thrilled for […]
Behold! A New Digital Deity Arrives (Probably) Seriously? Another one? Are we really doing this again? Apparently, a new language model has emerged from… somewhere
Published: 11/4/2025 6:38:48 PM ## Behold! A New Digital Deity Arrives (Probably) Seriously? Another one? Are we *really* doing this again? Apparently, a new language […]