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BREAKING: Idaho Man Shatters Own Record, Defies Logic with Insane Chopstick-Throwing Feat BOISE, ID – In a jaw-dropping display of absurdity, Idaho’s own Bubba “The Bullseye Bandit” Jenkins has reclaimed his title as the world’s greatest chopstick-throwing, record-holding, daredevil extraordinaire
**BREAKING: Idaho Man Shatters Own Record, Defies Logic with Insane Chopstick-Throwing Feat** BOISE, ID – In a jaw-dropping display of absurdity, Idaho’s own Bubba “The […]
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BREAKING: Maryland Woman’s Slow Day at Grocery Store Turns into Life-Changing Moment In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland woman’s mundane day at the local grocery store turned into a jaw-dropping, wallet-fattening, and life-altering experience
**BREAKING: Maryland Woman’s Slow Day at Grocery Store Turns into Life-Changing Moment** In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland woman’s mundane day at the […]
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BREAKING: FOWL PLAY ROCKS DELTA FLIGHT AS STOWAWAY PIGEONS WREAK HAVOC In a bizarre incident that has left passengers and airline officials squawking, a pair of sneaky pigeons somehow managed to sneak onto a Delta flight from New York to Los Angeles, causing absolute pandemonium in the passenger cabin
**BREAKING: FOWL PLAY ROCKS DELTA FLIGHT AS STOWAWAY PIGEONS WREAK HAVOC** In a bizarre incident that has left passengers and airline officials squawking, a pair […]
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FRENCH FEARLESSNESS: Daredevil Sets New Record for Most Epic Stunt Ever! In a jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, and utterly insane display of daredevilry, French thrill-seeker, Pierre “The Pyromaniac” LaFleur, rode his motorcycle a staggering 1,450 feet while engulfed in FLAMES, shattering the previous Guinness World Record for “Longest Distance Traveled While on Fire”! Eyewitnesses described the scene as “apocalyptic” and “like something out of a Quentin Tarantino movie” as LaFleur, 32, sped down a specially designed track in the French countryside, his motorcycle roaring like a dragon as he performed a series of daredevil stunts while his body was completely consumed by flames
**FRENCH FEARLESSNESS: Daredevil Sets New Record for Most Epic Stunt Ever!** In a jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, and utterly insane display of daredevilry, French thrill-seeker, Pierre “The […]
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BREAKING: PICK 3 PLAYERS STRIKE GOLD AS 5,420 WINNERS SPLIT $2 MILLION IN EPIC 0-0-0 JACKPOT BONANZA! In a bizarre and thrilling turn of events, the North Carolina Education Lottery has announced that a whopping 5,420 lucky winners have taken home a staggering total of over $2 million in a single drawing, after the winning numbers miraculously revealed themselves to be
**BREAKING: PICK 3 PLAYERS STRIKE GOLD AS 5,420 WINNERS SPLIT $2 MILLION IN EPIC 0-0-0 JACKPOT BONANZA!** In a bizarre and thrilling turn of events, […]
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BREAKING: “Rosebud” Sled Sells for Whopping $14
**BREAKING: “Rosebud” Sled Sells for Whopping $14.75 MILLION, Sends Movie Buffs into a Frenzy!** In a jaw-dropping, wallet-busting sale that has left Hollywood insiders agog, […]
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Alligator Hunters Take Lake Erie By Storm: Because Why Not? In a move that has left everyone questioning their grip on reality, a band of trappers has decided that Lake Erie is the latest hotspot for alligator hunting
**Alligator Hunters Take Lake Erie By Storm: Because Why Not?** In a move that has left everyone questioning their grip on reality, a band of […]
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MARYLAND MAN’S ITCHY HAND STRIKES LOTTERY JACKPOT
**MARYLAND MAN’S ITCHY HAND STRIKES LOTTERY JACKPOT… OF $40,000!** In a bizarre incident that has left lottery officials scratching their heads, a Maryland man credited […]
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BREAKING: MONKEY MAYHEM HITS SUBURBAN FLORIDA Residents of Oakwood Estates in suburban Florida are going bananas after a troop of mischievous monkeys was spotted roaming the neighborhood, leaving a trail of chaos and destruction in their wake
**BREAKING: MONKEY MAYHEM HITS SUBURBAN FLORIDA** Residents of Oakwood Estates in suburban Florida are going bananas after a troop of mischievous monkeys was spotted roaming […]
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BREAKING: BEAR CAUSES CHAOS ON CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY, DEMANDS FREE AVOCADO TOAST In a bizarre incident that has left motorists scratching their heads, a massive grizzly bear brought traffic to a standstill on Highway 101 in California yesterday evening
**BREAKING: BEAR CAUSES CHAOS ON CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY, DEMANDS FREE AVOCADO TOAST** In a bizarre incident that has left motorists scratching their heads, a massive grizzly […]