Category: Recent News
MARYLAND MAN’S $20 GAMBLE TURNS INTO $1 MILLION WINDFALL
**MARYLAND MAN’S $20 GAMBLE TURNS INTO $1 MILLION WINDFALL… AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CRAB CAKES** In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Baltimore resident, […]
BREAKING: Miracle in the Heartland as Critically Endangered Addax Calf Born at Kansas Zoo! In a stunning turn of events that has left the scientific community agog and the general public utterly delighted, the Topeka Zoo in Kansas has announced the birth of a critically endangered addax calf, sending shockwaves of joy throughout the nation
**BREAKING: Miracle in the Heartland as Critically Endangered Addax Calf Born at Kansas Zoo!** In a stunning turn of events that has left the scientific […]
BREAKING: GATOR ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left passengers and airport officials scaly with fear, a MASSIVE alligator was spotted roaming freely on the tarmac at Orlando International Airport in Florida
**BREAKING: GATOR ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left passengers and airport officials scaly with fear, a MASSIVE alligator was spotted roaming […]
BREAKING: Local Man’s Dad Bod Pays Off in a Big Way – Literally! In a shocking turn of events that has left the small town of Oakdale, North Carolina reeling, 42-year-old Bubba Jenkins’ annual Father’s Day lottery ritual has finally paid off in a major way
**BREAKING: Local Man’s Dad Bod Pays Off in a Big Way – Literally!** In a shocking turn of events that has left the small town […]
BREAKING: Quicksand Strikes in Suburban Maine, Local Woman Left with Sticky Situation In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Maine scratching their heads, a local woman discovered that quicksand can, in fact, be a real and messy problem – even in the heart of suburbia
**BREAKING: Quicksand Strikes in Suburban Maine, Local Woman Left with Sticky Situation** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Maine scratching their […]
BREAKING: Jersey Shore Braces for Invasion of Louon, Sunburned, and Slightly Unstable Beachgoers The usually tranquil shores of New Jersey are bracing for the impending arrival of the most unpredictable, chaotic, and downright bizarre group of tourists on the planet: the Jersey Shore’s finest (or worst, depending on your perspective)
**BREAKING: Jersey Shore Braces for Invasion of Louon, Sunburned, and Slightly Unstable Beachgoers** The usually tranquil shores of New Jersey are bracing for the impending […]
BREAKING: MIRACLE IN MARYLAND AS QUICK-THINKING STORE CLERK CHANGES MAN’S LIFE FOREVER In a stunning turn of events, a humble store clerk in Maryland has become an overnight sensation after selecting a winning $1 MILLION DOLLAR lottery ticket for a lucky customer
**BREAKING: MIRACLE IN MARYLAND AS QUICK-THINKING STORE CLERK CHANGES MAN’S LIFE FOREVER** In a stunning turn of events, a humble store clerk in Maryland has […]
BREAKING: Dramatic River Rescue! In a heart-stopping, jaw-dropping, and downright unbelievable turn of events, a daring dog named Max was plucked from the jaws of certain doom yesterday evening after tumbling down a steep embankment and becoming stranded in the treacherous waters of the Chattahoochee River in White County, Georgia
**BREAKING: Dramatic River Rescue!** In a heart-stopping, jaw-dropping, and downright unbelievable turn of events, a daring dog named Max was plucked from the jaws of […]
BREAKING: “LOVE GONE WRONG” ROCKS SMALL TOWN IN GEORGIA In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Sweetwater, Georgia, scratching their heads, local authorities are urging couples to “get a room” after a heated argument between two lovestruck individuals turned into a full-blown fiasco
**BREAKING: “LOVE GONE WRONG” ROCKS SMALL TOWN IN GEORGIA** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Sweetwater, Georgia, scratching their heads, local authorities […]
Missouri’s Beloved Peanut Celebrates 41 Years of Being Outrageously Average In a turn of events that has captivated a state and left the rest of the nation blissfully unaware, the Missouri Department of Conservation hosted a rather extravagant celebration to mark the 41st birthday of Peanut, a red-eared slider turtle who, let’s be honest, is just your average turtle with an exceptionally average name
**Missouri’s Beloved Peanut Celebrates 41 Years of Being Outrageously Average** In a turn of events that has captivated a state and left the rest of […]