Category: Recent News
BREAKING: Rogue Book Returns to Library After Epic, Mind-Bending Adventure In a bizarre incident that has left librarians and readers alike scratching their heads, a book on psychedelics has been returned to a Colorado library after a 37-year journey that can only be described as a “long, strange trip
**BREAKING: Rogue Book Returns to Library After Epic, Mind-Bending Adventure** In a bizarre incident that has left librarians and readers alike scratching their heads, a […]
BREAKING: FEATHERED MENACE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE! In a daring operation that will go down in history as one of the greatest wildlife coups of all time, a brazen Harris’ hawk was finally captured yesterday evening, bringing an end to its weeks-long reign of terror in the quaint English village of Littleton-on-the-Marsh
**BREAKING: FEATHERED MENACE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!** In a daring operation that will go down in history as one of the greatest wildlife coups of all […]
BREAKING: Nigerian Chess Champion Tunde Onakoya Shatters Records, Defies Human Endurance with 60-Hour Non-Stop Chess Marathon In a stunning display of mental and physical fortitude, Tunde Onakoya, a renowned Nigerian chess champion and child education advocate, has played chess non-stop for a mind-boggling 60 hours, shattering all expectations and redefining the limits of human endurance
**BREAKING: Nigerian Chess Champion Tunde Onakoya Shatters Records, Defies Human Endurance with 60-Hour Non-Stop Chess Marathon** In a stunning display of mental and physical fortitude, […]
MARYLAND MAN’S $20 GAMBLE TURNS INTO $1 MILLION WINDFALL
**MARYLAND MAN’S $20 GAMBLE TURNS INTO $1 MILLION WINDFALL… AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CRAB CAKES** In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Baltimore resident, […]
BREAKING: Miracle in the Heartland as Critically Endangered Addax Calf Born at Kansas Zoo! In a stunning turn of events that has left the scientific community agog and the general public utterly delighted, the Topeka Zoo in Kansas has announced the birth of a critically endangered addax calf, sending shockwaves of joy throughout the nation
**BREAKING: Miracle in the Heartland as Critically Endangered Addax Calf Born at Kansas Zoo!** In a stunning turn of events that has left the scientific […]
BREAKING: GATOR ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left passengers and airport officials scaly with fear, a MASSIVE alligator was spotted roaming freely on the tarmac at Orlando International Airport in Florida
**BREAKING: GATOR ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left passengers and airport officials scaly with fear, a MASSIVE alligator was spotted roaming […]
BREAKING: Local Man’s Dad Bod Pays Off in a Big Way – Literally! In a shocking turn of events that has left the small town of Oakdale, North Carolina reeling, 42-year-old Bubba Jenkins’ annual Father’s Day lottery ritual has finally paid off in a major way
**BREAKING: Local Man’s Dad Bod Pays Off in a Big Way – Literally!** In a shocking turn of events that has left the small town […]
BREAKING: Quicksand Strikes in Suburban Maine, Local Woman Left with Sticky Situation In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Maine scratching their heads, a local woman discovered that quicksand can, in fact, be a real and messy problem – even in the heart of suburbia
**BREAKING: Quicksand Strikes in Suburban Maine, Local Woman Left with Sticky Situation** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of rural Maine scratching their […]
BREAKING: Jersey Shore Braces for Invasion of Louon, Sunburned, and Slightly Unstable Beachgoers The usually tranquil shores of New Jersey are bracing for the impending arrival of the most unpredictable, chaotic, and downright bizarre group of tourists on the planet: the Jersey Shore’s finest (or worst, depending on your perspective)
**BREAKING: Jersey Shore Braces for Invasion of Louon, Sunburned, and Slightly Unstable Beachgoers** The usually tranquil shores of New Jersey are bracing for the impending […]
BREAKING: MIRACLE IN MARYLAND AS QUICK-THINKING STORE CLERK CHANGES MAN’S LIFE FOREVER In a stunning turn of events, a humble store clerk in Maryland has become an overnight sensation after selecting a winning $1 MILLION DOLLAR lottery ticket for a lucky customer
**BREAKING: MIRACLE IN MARYLAND AS QUICK-THINKING STORE CLERK CHANGES MAN’S LIFE FOREVER** In a stunning turn of events, a humble store clerk in Maryland has […]