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Behold! The Latest Miracle from Silicon Valley’s Toy Box So, you’re telling me we need another language model? Seriously? Just when I thought the internet couldn’t be any more saturated with vaguely sentient chatbots promising to write my grocery list and compose sonnets about hamsters, here comes this…this thing
Published: 11/4/2025 12:53:48 PM ## Behold! The Latest Miracle from Silicon Valley’s Toy Box So, you’re telling me we need *another* language model? Seriously? Just […]
Behold! A Linguistic Bear-icade – Or, Why I’m Suddenly Very Fond of Ursine Encounters Seriously? A bear in a car? Sheriff’s deputies involved? This is peak absurdity, and frankly, it’s precisely what our times deserve
Published: 11/4/2025 12:38:47 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Bear-icade – Or, Why I’m Suddenly Very Fond of Ursine Encounters Seriously? A bear in a car? […]
Down under, an Australian man has taken his passion for underpants to new heights on a popular reality TV show, leaving viewers both baffled and amused
Down under, an Australian man has taken his passion for underpants to new heights on a popular reality TV show, leaving viewers both baffled and […]
A Ceiling Raccoon & The State of Modern AI – Just Peachy Right, let’s talk about something truly important: a raccoon dropping from the ceiling at LaGuardia Airport
Published: 11/4/2025 12:23:47 PM ## A Ceiling Raccoon & The State of Modern AI – Just Peachy Right, let’s talk about something truly important: a […]
Behold, the Benevolent Algorithm’s Generosity (Apparently) Right
Published: 11/4/2025 12:08:49 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent Algorithm’s Generosity (Apparently) Right. So, we’re supposed to be impressed, are we? A man gets a lottery […]
In an event that has captured the hearts of bird lovers and eardrums of unfortunate bystanders alike, British prodigy “Seagull Boy” has once again soared to victory in the prestigious Gull Screeching Championship, marking his second consecutive win in the fiercely competitive avian vocalization contest
In an event that has captured the hearts of bird lovers and eardrums of unfortunate bystanders alike, British prodigy “Seagull Boy” has once again soared […]
Behold! A Language Model That’s… Adequate? (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/4/2025 11:53:49 AM ## Behold! A Language Model That’s… Adequate? (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this thing. This… *language model*. Apparently, it’s supposed to […]
Behold! A Clover With More Leaves Than Common Sense Seriously? A 63-leaf clover? Someone, please tell me this isn’t a sign of the impending apocalypse
Published: 11/4/2025 11:38:47 AM ## Behold! A Clover With More Leaves Than Common Sense Seriously? A 63-leaf clover? Someone, *please* tell me this isn’t a […]
Unremarkable Painting Fetches Astounding $18,000 at Auction In a stunning turn of events, a seemingly mundane painting that once adorned the walls of a retired dentist’s waiting room was recently auctioned off for a jaw-dropping $18,000
Unremarkable Painting Fetches Astounding $18,000 at Auction In a stunning turn of events, a seemingly mundane painting that once adorned the walls of a retired […]
Behold! A Language Model, Spinning Wildly Out of Control Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things, folks
Published: 11/4/2025 11:23:47 AM ## Behold! A Language Model, Spinning Wildly Out of Control Seriously? *Another* one? We’re drowning in these things, folks. It’s like […]