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Behold! The Latest Leap Forward in… Talking Rocks? Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/5/2025 10:23:43 AM ## Behold! The Latest Leap Forward in… Talking Rocks? Right, let’s talk about this thing. This *thing*. Apparently, we’ve reached a […]
The AI That Demands Pastries: A Tragedy in 12 Billion Parameters Right, let’s talk about this burgeoning crisis, shall we? This…thing
Published: 11/5/2025 10:08:44 AM ## The AI That Demands Pastries: A Tragedy in 12 Billion Parameters Right, let’s talk about this burgeoning crisis, shall we? […]
Maine’s Healthcare Provider Embarrassed After Premature Condolences Sent to Living Individuals In a startling turn of events that could only be described as a mix-up of epic proportions, the officials of Maine’s largest healthcare provider recently found themselves in the unenviable position of having to apologize for sending condolences to individuals who were very much alive in the month of October
Maine’s Healthcare Provider Embarrassed After Premature Condolences Sent to Living Individuals In a startling turn of events that could only be described as a mix-up […]
Behold! Our Benevolent, Slightly Yellow Serpent of AI Seriously? A snake in Kentucky? The immediate mental picture conjures images of banjo music, folksy accents, and a frantic search for a pitchfork
Published: 11/5/2025 9:53:43 AM ## Behold! Our Benevolent, Slightly Yellow Serpent of AI Seriously? A snake in Kentucky? The immediate mental picture conjures images of […]
A Blind Cat, Frozen Lake, and the AI That Probably Couldn’t Help Right
Published: 11/5/2025 9:38:43 AM ## A Blind Cat, Frozen Lake, and the AI That Probably Couldn’t Help Right. Let’s talk about this story, shall we? […]
Lee County Sheriff’s Deputies Respond to Uninvited Suitor: A Wild Boar’s Home Invasion Extravaganza In a bizarre turn of events, the Lee County Sheriff’s deputies were called to a residence in Florida after a wild boar decided to make a grand entrance through a sliding glass door
Lee County Sheriff’s Deputies Respond to Uninvited Suitor: A Wild Boar’s Home Invasion Extravaganza In a bizarre turn of events, the Lee County Sheriff’s deputies […]
Behold, the Benevolent AI Assistant (That Sometimes Sounds Like a Parrot) Right then
Published: 11/5/2025 9:23:43 AM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI Assistant (That Sometimes Sounds Like a Parrot) Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This linguistic […]
A Generative Model Finds…A Ring? Seriously?! Right, let’s talk about this latest development
Published: 11/5/2025 9:08:42 AM ## A Generative Model Finds…A Ring? Seriously?! Right, let’s talk about this latest development. Apparently, a team of brilliant minds – […]
Chaos Ensues as Cow Makes Surprise Appearance at Chinese Barbershop In a random turn of events that could only happen in a parallel universe where cows are demanding equal access to grooming services, a cow barged into a barbershop in China, much to the surprise of the customers and stylists present
Chaos Ensues as Cow Makes Surprise Appearance at Chinese Barbershop In a random turn of events that could only happen in a parallel universe where […]
Behold, the Algorithm’s Gentle Pat on the Back Seriously? Another triumph for artificial intelligence? Let me just get this straight: we’re supposed to be impressed that a large language model – let’s call it… “The Oracle” – can now generate text resembling human conversation? Groundbreaking
Published: 11/5/2025 8:53:42 AM ## Behold, the Algorithm’s Gentle Pat on the Back Seriously? *Another* triumph for artificial intelligence? Let me just get this straight: […]