Category: Recent News
Behold! Artificial Intelligence, or Just Really Good Plastic? Seriously? We’re still chasing shiny new toys in the tech world? Remember when we thought self-driving cars would be commonplace by now? Or that virtual reality would replace actual human interaction? And now, we have this… thing
Published: 11/7/2025 1:08:47 PM ## Behold! Artificial Intelligence, or Just Really Good Plastic? Seriously? We’re *still* chasing shiny new toys in the tech world? Remember […]
Mysterious Light Over San Antonio Turns Out to Be Just Another SpaceX Rocket Launch San Antonio, Texas – Residents of San Antonio were momentarily alarmed as a mysterious light lit up the night sky over the city last night, prompting wild speculation of extraterrestrial visitations and impending alien invasions
Mysterious Light Over San Antonio Turns Out to Be Just Another SpaceX Rocket Launch San Antonio, Texas – Residents of San Antonio were momentarily alarmed […]
A Tiny Monkey, and an AI Model? Seriously? Right, so we’ve got a cotton-top tamarin monkey bouncing around Minnesota, which is lovely! Truly delightful news
Published: 11/7/2025 12:53:48 PM ## A Tiny Monkey, and an AI Model? Seriously? Right, so we’ve got a cotton-top tamarin monkey bouncing around Minnesota, which […]
Behold! A Ray’s Dramatic Exit & the AI That Might Just Do the Same Seriously? Another day, another headline screaming about artificial intelligence
Published: 11/7/2025 12:38:49 PM ## Behold! A Ray’s Dramatic Exit & the AI That Might Just Do the Same Seriously? Another day, another headline screaming […]
**Lottery Operator in Norway Issues Heartfelt Apology for Crushing People’s Dreams** In a shocking turn of events, the national lottery operator in Norway has found itself in hot water after sending out misleading notifications to over 47,000 unsuspecting winners
**Lottery Operator in Norway Issues Heartfelt Apology for Crushing People’s Dreams** In a shocking turn of events, the national lottery operator in Norway has found […]
A Technological Savior? Please
Published: 11/7/2025 12:23:48 PM ## A Technological Savior? Please. Let’s Talk About Goats. Right, so we’re supposed to be impressed, are we? Another Large Language […]
Behold! A Linguistic Puppy in a Pipe Seriously? Another AI model? Just what we needed
Published: 11/7/2025 12:08:49 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Puppy in a Pipe Seriously? Another AI model? Just what we needed. Apparently, someone decided the world […]
**Engineer Makes Groundbreaking Discovery at Centuries-Old Lighthouse** In a truly astonishing turn of events at a 209-year-old lighthouse in Scotland, an engineer on a routine inspection stumbled upon a message in a bottle that had been languishing in its salty confines for a whopping 132 years
**Engineer Makes Groundbreaking Discovery at Centuries-Old Lighthouse** In a truly astonishing turn of events at a 209-year-old lighthouse in Scotland, an engineer on a routine […]
Behold, the Algorithmic Porcupine Delivery! (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this… this thing
Published: 11/7/2025 11:53:48 AM ## Behold, the Algorithmic Porcupine Delivery! (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this… *this* thing. Apparently, a team of very dedicated, and […]
Behold! The Technological Equivalent of a 48-Year-Late Christmas Present Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the AI hype train had derailed into a ditch filled with slightly disappointing chatbots, we’re presented with this
Published: 11/7/2025 11:38:47 AM ## Behold! The Technological Equivalent of a 48-Year-Late Christmas Present Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the AI hype train […]