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Behold! The Algorithmic Emu of Generative Text Seriously? An emu escaped? In Pennsylvania? That’s delightful, truly
Published: 11/4/2025 9:23:48 PM ## Behold! The Algorithmic Emu of Generative Text Seriously? An emu escaped? In Pennsylvania? That’s delightful, truly. Just what we needed […]
A Tiny Serpent and an Even Tinier AI – Just What We Needed Seriously? A rescued snake found crammed into a teacup in Michigan is somehow less baffling than this… thing
Published: 11/4/2025 9:08:48 PM ## A Tiny Serpent and an Even Tinier AI – Just What We Needed Seriously? A rescued snake found crammed into […]
Lottery players were left scratching their heads in disbelief as a set of quick pick numbers, recycled for months on end, finally earned a staggering $140,000 lottery prize for a lucky individual
Lottery players were left scratching their heads in disbelief as a set of quick pick numbers, recycled for months on end, finally earned a staggering […]
A Sludge-tastic Revelation: AI’s Latest Contribution to Chaos Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/4/2025 8:53:48 PM ## A Sludge-tastic Revelation: AI’s Latest Contribution to Chaos Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This new digital marvel everyone’s apparently […]
The Algorithm Giveth, Then Whispers Sweet Nothings (Apparently) So, a Maryland man won $50,000 on the lottery, and how did he find out? Not by checking his ticket, obviously! No, that would be far too straightforward and involve…gasp…effort
Published: 11/4/2025 8:38:47 PM ## The Algorithm Giveth, Then Whispers Sweet Nothings (Apparently) So, a Maryland man won $50,000 on the lottery, and how did […]
Highway Havoc: Semi Truck Overturns, Causes Delicious Disaster on Illinois Highway In a completely unexpected turn of events, a semi truck carrying what seemed to be an impossible amount of applesauce overturned on a highway in Illinois, resulting in a fruity fiasco that left many scratching their heads – and possibly craving a snack
Highway Havoc: Semi Truck Overturns, Causes Delicious Disaster on Illinois Highway In a completely unexpected turn of events, a semi truck carrying what seemed to […]
Behold! A Large Language Model, Apparently Wandering Loose Seriously? Another one? It’s just delightful, isn’t it? We already have enough digital livestock roaming free, chewing up bandwidth and spitting out vaguely coherent sentences about sunsets and existential dread
Published: 11/4/2025 8:23:48 PM ## Behold! A Large Language Model, Apparently Wandering Loose Seriously? Another one? It’s just delightful, isn’t it? We already have enough […]
Behold, the Miracle of Slightly-Above-Average Text Generation! Right then
Published: 11/4/2025 8:08:49 PM ## Behold, the Miracle of Slightly-Above-Average Text Generation! Right then. Let’s talk about this new language model everyone’s inexplicably fawning over. […]
The streets were flooded with a sea of red and white as Santa Clauses descended upon towns and cities worldwide for the annual SantaCon charity pub crawls
The streets were flooded with a sea of red and white as Santa Clauses descended upon towns and cities worldwide for the annual SantaCon charity […]
Plastic Princesses and Plumbing Nightmares Seriously? A Dora the Explorer action figure in a sewer? A Ken doll? This is what we’ve come to? Apparently, Britain’s largest water company thinks this is “unusual
Published: 11/4/2025 7:53:49 PM ## Plastic Princesses and Plumbing Nightmares Seriously? A Dora the Explorer action figure in a sewer? A *Ken* doll? This is […]