Category: Recent News
Missouri Lottery Player Strikes Gold After Being Sick for a Week In a heartwarming turn of events, a Missouri Lottery player, who miraculously managed to peel themselves off their sickbed after a grueling week-long battle with the common cold, found themselves $100,000 richer after winning big on a scratch-off lottery ticket
Missouri Lottery Player Strikes Gold After Being Sick for a Week In a heartwarming turn of events, a Missouri Lottery player, who miraculously managed to […]
Behold! Peak Human Achievement: A Chatbot Named
Published: 11/4/2025 10:53:46 PM ## Behold! Peak Human Achievement: A Chatbot Named…Something Right, let’s talk about this. This *thing*. Apparently, we’re supposed to be impressed […]
Behold! A Language Model That Almost Understands My Sarcasm Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/4/2025 10:38:46 PM ## Behold! A Language Model That *Almost* Understands My Sarcasm Right, let’s talk about this…thing. This *creation*. Apparently, it’s supposed to […]
“Groundbreaking News: Lemur Breaks World Record for Simply Existing” In a shocking turn of events, a lemur at a Scottish zoo has been crowned the world’s oldest lemur at the ripe old age of 39
“Groundbreaking News: Lemur Breaks World Record for Simply Existing” In a shocking turn of events, a lemur at a Scottish zoo has been crowned the […]
A Deer, Some Ice, and an AI That’s
Published: 11/4/2025 10:23:47 PM ## A Deer, Some Ice, and an AI That’s…Trying? Right. Because rescuing a deer from a frozen lake is *exactly* what […]
A Miracle? No, Just Peak Absurdity Let’s talk about this Washington man and his miraculous debit card saga
Published: 11/4/2025 10:08:49 PM ## A Miracle? No, Just Peak Absurdity Let’s talk about this Washington man and his miraculous debit card saga. Apparently, losing […]
Florida – In a truly shocking turn of events, a bear was discovered indulging in a leisurely nap inside the lobby of a Florida condominium complex
Florida – In a truly shocking turn of events, a bear was discovered indulging in a leisurely nap inside the lobby of a Florida condominium […]
Behold, the Benevolent AI and the Raccoon Rescue Right, let’s talk about this latest technological marvel, shall we? This… thing
Published: 11/4/2025 9:53:49 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI and the Raccoon Rescue Right, let’s talk about this latest technological marvel, shall we? This… *thing*. […]
Behold! A Language Model, Apparently Right then
Published: 11/4/2025 9:38:51 PM ## Behold! A Language Model, Apparently Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter digital entity that someone […]
Wildlife Fashionista: Ohio Deer Rocking Trendy Bird Feeder Headpiece In a groundbreaking display of nature’s new fashion trends, authorities in Ohio recently shared photos of a deer sporting an unconventional accessory – a bird feeder stuck on its antlers
Wildlife Fashionista: Ohio Deer Rocking Trendy Bird Feeder Headpiece In a groundbreaking display of nature’s new fashion trends, authorities in Ohio recently shared photos of […]