Category: Recent News
The AI That Writes Like Me (and It’s Terrifyingly Accurate) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/5/2025 12:38:47 AM ## The AI That Writes Like Me (and It’s Terrifyingly Accurate) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital marvel they […]
Bull Breaks Free and Becomes Connecticut’s Newest Celebrity Sensation In a riveting tale that has left locals in western Connecticut on the edge of their seats, a Scottish Highland bull has taken the region by storm after making a daring escape from its enclosure over a month ago
Bull Breaks Free and Becomes Connecticut’s Newest Celebrity Sensation In a riveting tale that has left locals in western Connecticut on the edge of their […]
A Generative Model Returns From Exile (Like That Book) Seventy-two years! Seventy-two years a book languished, accruing late fees that could probably fund a small nation
Published: 11/5/2025 12:23:46 AM ## A Generative Model Returns From Exile (Like That Book) Seventy-two years! Seventy-two years a book languished, accruing late fees that […]
A Technological Swine Loose in the Bayou of AI Seriously? This is what we’re doing now? We’re celebrating a language model that can apparently rope virtual pigs while real-world law enforcement chases actual ones? I’m not entirely sure which scenario is more ridiculous, but let’s just say both involve livestock and a distinct lack of human dignity
Published: 11/5/2025 12:08:47 AM ## A Technological Swine Loose in the Bayou of AI Seriously? This is what we’re doing now? We’re celebrating a language […]
Surprising Number of Winning Tickets in North Carolina Pick 3 Drawing with 9-1-1 Results In an absolutely shocking turn of events, the North Carolina Education Lottery has announced that a whopping 4,501 tickets were winners in the recent Pick 3 drawing
Surprising Number of Winning Tickets in North Carolina Pick 3 Drawing with 9-1-1 Results In an absolutely shocking turn of events, the North Carolina Education […]
Behold, Another AI Marvel (Just What We Needed) Seriously? Another one? It’s like they’re breeding them in a lab now
Published: 11/4/2025 11:53:46 PM ## Behold, Another AI Marvel (Just What We Needed) Seriously? *Another* one? It’s like they’re breeding them in a lab now. […]
Behold, the AI Kitten That Couldn’t Stay in Its Pen Right
Published: 11/4/2025 11:38:47 PM ## Behold, the AI Kitten That Couldn’t Stay in Its Pen Right. Another week, another technological marvel that decides to go […]
Judge in Northern Greece Upholds Justice by Sentencing Shoe-Sniffing Neighbor to Suspended Prison Term In a groundbreaking ruling that has undoubtedly restored faith in the legal system, a judge in northern Greece has handed down a suspended one-month prison sentence to a man who was found guilty of indulging in the peculiar habit of trespassing onto his neighbors’ properties for the sole purpose of delighting in the scent of their beloved footwear
Judge in Northern Greece Upholds Justice by Sentencing Shoe-Sniffing Neighbor to Suspended Prison Term In a groundbreaking ruling that has undoubtedly restored faith in the […]
Behold! A Language Model, Apparently Right then
Published: 11/4/2025 11:23:46 PM ## Behold! A Language Model, Apparently Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital creation they’re so keen on showcasing. […]
Behold! Technological Progress, as Measured in Bathroom Sinks Seriously? We’re celebrating beach cleanups because someone dredged up a can of ravioli and a pair of vampire fangs? While I appreciate the effort – honestly, who would leave a bathroom sink on the beach? – it feels profoundly symbolic of our current state of technological advancement
Published: 11/4/2025 11:08:48 PM ## Behold! Technological Progress, as Measured in Bathroom Sinks Seriously? We’re celebrating beach cleanups because someone dredged up a can of […]