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Peak Performance: A Thrilling New Way to Waste Your Time So, you want a large language model? You need it for… reasons
Published: 11/6/2025 4:53:43 AM ## Peak Performance: A Thrilling New Way to Waste Your Time So, you want a large language model? You *need* it […]
Behold! The AI That’s Almost Worth the Hype (Maybe) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 4:38:42 AM ## Behold! The AI That’s *Almost* Worth the Hype (Maybe) Right, let’s talk about this… thing. This latest digital marvel. Apparently, […]
Title: Brave Birds on the Run: Story of a Fledgling Flamingo’s Great Escape from British Zoo In an unexpected turn of events that left zoo keepers scratching their heads, a daring young flamingo managed to evade capture and embark on a riveting adventure outside the confines of its enclosure at the British zoo
Title: Brave Birds on the Run: Story of a Fledgling Flamingo’s Great Escape from British Zoo In an unexpected turn of events that left zoo […]
Seriously? A Chatbot with Twelve Billion Parameters? We’re Here Again
Published: 11/6/2025 4:24:04 AM ## Seriously? A Chatbot with *Twelve Billion* Parameters? We’re Here Again. Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This sprawling, computationally-intensive behemoth […]
Behold! A Linguistic Iceberg (That Barely Floats) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 4:08:43 AM ## Behold! A Linguistic Iceberg (That Barely Floats) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This “3-12B” construct. Apparently, it’s supposed to […]
Officers in Colorado were recently embroiled in a wild goose chase, or rather, a wild ostrich chase – well, sort of
Officers in Colorado were recently embroiled in a wild goose chase, or rather, a wild ostrich chase – well, sort of. An animal control team […]
A Bear, A Pool, and an AI That Just Gets It (Sort Of) Seriously? Bears now? This is peak California, people
Published: 11/6/2025 3:53:42 AM ## A Bear, A Pool, and an AI That Just Gets It (Sort Of) Seriously? Bears now? This is peak California, […]
Behold, the Benevolent AI Assistant (and its Plastic Container Problem) Honestly? The sheer absurdity of it all is just chef’s kiss
Published: 11/6/2025 3:38:42 AM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI Assistant (and its Plastic Container Problem) Honestly? The sheer absurdity of it all is just *chef’s […]
Clinic Makes Heartfelt Plea for the Cease of ‘Unsolicited’ Urine Samples In a shocking turn of events, a local medical clinic has issued a desperate plea to the community to stop donating their precious bodily fluids without being asked
Clinic Makes Heartfelt Plea for the Cease of ‘Unsolicited’ Urine Samples In a shocking turn of events, a local medical clinic has issued a desperate […]
Behold! Our AI Savior, Slightly Damp Seriously? A baby alligator in a fountain is less surprising than the latest iteration of Large Language Models
Published: 11/6/2025 3:23:43 AM ## Behold! Our AI Savior, Slightly Damp Seriously? A baby alligator in a fountain is *less* surprising than the latest iteration […]