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Behold, the Benevolent Bard (That Mostly Just Repeats Itself) Right, so we’ve got this new… thing
Published: 11/7/2025 4:38:51 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent Bard (That Mostly Just Repeats Itself) Right, so we’ve got this new… *thing*. A language model. Apparently. […]
Behold! A Chicken Outsmarts Our AI Dreams (Naturally) Seriously? Are you KIDDING me with this news? A CHICKEN
Published: 11/7/2025 4:23:47 PM ## Behold! A Chicken Outsmarts Our AI Dreams (Naturally) Seriously? Are you KIDDING me with this news? A CHICKEN. A feathered, […]
Behold, Another Technological Marvel (and Bird Trauma) Right then
Published: 11/7/2025 4:08:47 PM ## Behold, Another Technological Marvel (and Bird Trauma) Right then. Let’s talk about this “innovation,” shall we? This magnificent creation – […]
IDAHO MAN SHATTERS WORLD RECORD BY CATCHING AND DONNING FIVE T-SHIRTS LAUNCHED FROM A T-SHIRT CANNON IN 46
IDAHO MAN SHATTERS WORLD RECORD BY CATCHING AND DONNING FIVE T-SHIRTS LAUNCHED FROM A T-SHIRT CANNON IN 46.09 SECONDS In a display of extraordinary talent […]
Servals, Sanctuary Shenanigans & Slightly Smug Language Models Seriously? Servals? Escaped servals?! In Pennsylvania! Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up
Published: 11/7/2025 3:53:48 PM ## Servals, Sanctuary Shenanigans & Slightly Smug Language Models Seriously? Servals? Escaped servals?! In Pennsylvania! Honestly, you can’t make this stuff […]
The Universe’s Cruel Joke: AI and a Maryland Man’s Lottery Win Seriously? A Maryland man wins $150,000 because he went to the gym? I mean, that’s just perfect, isn’t it? Because clearly, the cosmos is rewarding dedication to bicep curls
Published: 11/7/2025 3:38:49 PM ## The Universe’s Cruel Joke: AI and a Maryland Man’s Lottery Win Seriously? A Maryland man wins $150,000 because he went […]
Elusive Zebra Finally Captured After Touring Western Washington Like a Wildlife Celebrity In a dramatic twist of events that played out like a real-life animal version of The Great Escape, a zebra who had been gallivanting through the foothills of western Washington for days was finally apprehended on Friday evening, nearly a week after she made a daring escape from a trailer near Seattle along with three fellow zebras
Elusive Zebra Finally Captured After Touring Western Washington Like a Wildlife Celebrity In a dramatic twist of events that played out like a real-life animal […]
Behold! A Large Language Model, Apparently Also Lost Right then
Published: 11/7/2025 3:23:49 PM ## Behold! A Large Language Model, Apparently Also Lost Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter behemoth […]
Behold! Another AI Chatbot That Thinks It’s Clever Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/7/2025 3:08:47 PM ## Behold! Another AI Chatbot That Thinks It’s Clever Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This latest iteration of digital mimicry […]
Unusual Suspect on the Loose: Police in Mississippi Issue Alert for Runaway Emu In a bizarre turn of events, the Mississippi police department has found itself embroiled in a case that can only be described as straight out of a Dr
Unusual Suspect on the Loose: Police in Mississippi Issue Alert for Runaway Emu In a bizarre turn of events, the Mississippi police department has found […]