Category: Recent News
The Existential Anguish of 12 Billion Parameters Right, so we’re talking about this… thing
Published: 11/5/2025 2:23:46 AM ## The Existential Anguish of 12 Billion Parameters Right, so we’re talking about this… *thing*. This linguistic Frankenstein cobbled together from […]
Behold! A Turtle with a Tiny, Plastic Prosthetic – Because Apparently We’ve Solved World Hunger Seriously? A turtle? With a Lego foot? Is this what our collective brilliance has devolved into? While nations grapple with climate change and income inequality, some institution (let’s just call them “The Benefactors” because frankly, I refuse to dignify them further) is dedicating resources to crafting miniature brick-based orthotics for shelled reptiles
Published: 11/5/2025 2:08:46 AM ## Behold! A Turtle with a Tiny, Plastic Prosthetic – Because Apparently We’ve Solved World Hunger Seriously? A turtle? With a […]
A Brazilian couple has achieved what most of us could only dream of – celebrating a mind-blowing 84 years and 77 days of marriage
A Brazilian couple has achieved what most of us could only dream of – celebrating a mind-blowing 84 years and 77 days of marriage. While […]
Behold! Another AI Savior (Please Hold Your Applause) Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/5/2025 1:53:46 AM ## Behold! Another AI Savior (Please Hold Your Applause) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This latest digital marvel they’re shoving […]
Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: A 3,000 Foot Shoelace and a Chatbot Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? Because apparently, someone somewhere decided that the most pressing issue facing humanity was… a really long shoelace
Published: 11/5/2025 1:38:47 AM ## Behold! The Pinnacle of Human Achievement: A 3,000 Foot Shoelace and a Chatbot Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? […]
Title: Remarkable Feat Achieved by Middle-Aged Woman in Alberta In a surprising turn of events, a 59-year-old woman from Alberta has stunned the world by breaking a Guinness World Record for holding a plank position for an unfathomable 4 hours, 30 minutes, and 11 seconds
Title: Remarkable Feat Achieved by Middle-Aged Woman in Alberta In a surprising turn of events, a 59-year-old woman from Alberta has stunned the world by […]
The Existential Dread of Digital Pretend Honestly, you’ve got to be kidding me
Published: 11/5/2025 1:23:47 AM ## The Existential Dread of Digital Pretend Honestly, you’ve got to be kidding me. Another one? Seriously? We’re now at a […]
Behold! A Model for Our Times (and Possibly Our Demise) Right, let’s talk about this…thing
Published: 11/5/2025 1:08:47 AM ## Behold! A Model for Our Times (and Possibly Our Demise) Right, let’s talk about this…thing. This *creation*. This 3-12b monstrosity […]
Dedicated Woman Achieves Record-Breaking Planking Feat, Leaving Onlookers Astonished In an awe-inspiring showcase of sheer determination and grit, a 59-year-old woman from Alberta managed to shatter the existing Guinness World Record for planking, sending shockwaves through the fitness community
Dedicated Woman Achieves Record-Breaking Planking Feat, Leaving Onlookers Astonished In an awe-inspiring showcase of sheer determination and grit, a 59-year-old woman from Alberta managed to […]
The Horns Have Stopped! A Nation Mourns (Sort Of) Right, let’s talk about Cambodia
Published: 11/5/2025 12:53:46 AM ## The Horns Have Stopped! A Nation Mourns (Sort Of) Right, let’s talk about Cambodia. Apparently, a nation renowned for ancient […]