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Behold, Another “Revolution” in AI – Just What We Needed Right, let’s talk about this new language model everyone’s inexplicably losing their minds over
Published: 11/5/2025 7:23:42 AM ## Behold, Another “Revolution” in AI – Just What We Needed Right, let’s talk about this new language model everyone’s inexplicably […]
A Red Sea of Futility: Behold, the AI Model That Needs a Nap Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the digital landscape couldn’t get any more cluttered with these… things, we’re gifted yet another large language model
Published: 11/5/2025 7:09:07 AM ## A Red Sea of Futility: Behold, the AI Model That Needs a Nap Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought […]
The Curious Case of the Random Safe Abandoned on the Texas Wayside In a baffling turn of events that left locals scratching their heads and reaching for their “what on earth is happening” hats, a mysterious safe was found unceremoniously dumped at the side of a rural Texas road this past weekend
The Curious Case of the Random Safe Abandoned on the Texas Wayside In a baffling turn of events that left locals scratching their heads and […]
Behold, the Benevolent Algorithm Wrangler! Seriously? A pest control expert now gets to throw out the first pitch after saving a Dodgers-Diamondbacks game from what amounted to a moderately enthusiastic cloud of bees? This is peak absurdity, folks
Published: 11/5/2025 6:53:52 AM ## Behold, the Benevolent Algorithm Wrangler! Seriously? A pest control expert now gets to throw out the first pitch after saving […]
Behold, Another AI Savior (Just What We Needed) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/5/2025 6:38:49 AM ## Behold, Another AI Savior (Just What We Needed) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This 3-12B model. Apparently, it’s supposed […]
Title: World’s Oldest Living Man Celebrates 112th Birthday with Breathtaking Enthusiasm Amidst the hustle and bustle of our fast-paced world, there exist moments that simply demand attention and admiration
Title: World’s Oldest Living Man Celebrates 112th Birthday with Breathtaking Enthusiasm Amidst the hustle and bustle of our fast-paced world, there exist moments that simply […]
Behold, Our AI Savior (and its Tortoise Obsession) Seriously? A tortoise? An escaped tortoise necessitated a police chase in North Canton, Ohio? I’m already picturing the dispatch log: “Officer down! Suspect… slow-moving reptile
Published: 11/5/2025 6:23:51 AM ## Behold, Our AI Savior (and its Tortoise Obsession) Seriously? A tortoise? An *escaped tortoise* necessitated a police chase in North […]
The Existential Horror of Snack Deprivation & Large Language Models Honestly, this Maryland woman winning $30,000 because she couldn’t find a darn bag of chips? It’s just peak modern absurdity, isn’t it? We’re all striving for meaning in a chaotic universe, grappling with the complexities of existence, and apparently the key to unlocking financial freedom is fueled by sheer, unadulterated snack frustration
Published: 11/5/2025 6:08:50 AM ## The Existential Horror of Snack Deprivation & Large Language Models Honestly, this Maryland woman winning $30,000 because she couldn’t find […]
Heading: Groundbreaking Use of Remote-Controlled Car Saves Kitten from Perilous Storm Drain Pipe In a heartwarming display of technological prowess and feline heroism, a groundbreaking rescue mission took place today in the small town of Pawville, as a remote-controlled car was deployed to save a kitten trapped in a storm drain pipe
Heading: Groundbreaking Use of Remote-Controlled Car Saves Kitten from Perilous Storm Drain Pipe In a heartwarming display of technological prowess and feline heroism, a groundbreaking […]
Behold, the Pinnacle of Human Achievement: A Language Model Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? We have people solving world hunger issues, tackling climate change, and… David Rush is fist-bumping his way into history for the second time? Apparently, 397 fist bumps in 30 seconds is a cause for global jubilation
Published: 11/5/2025 5:53:49 AM ## Behold, the Pinnacle of Human Achievement: A Language Model Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? We have people solving […]