Category: Recent News
Title: “Groundbreaking Discovery at Yellowstone National Park: Thermal Vent Believed to be Most Breathtaking Sight Since the Invention of Dirt” In a jaw-dropping turn of events at Yellowstone National Park, a new thermal vent has been discovered, spewing steam into the air like a hot kettle on steroids
Title: “Groundbreaking Discovery at Yellowstone National Park: Thermal Vent Believed to be Most Breathtaking Sight Since the Invention of Dirt” In a jaw-dropping turn of […]
Behold, Another AI Savior (Just in Time for My Existential Dread) Right then
Published: 11/7/2025 4:24:08 AM ## Behold, Another AI Savior (Just in Time for My Existential Dread) Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This impressively-named […]
Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (Just What We Needed) Right, let’s talk about this new…thing
Published: 11/7/2025 4:08:47 AM ## Behold! Another AI Savior Arrives (Just What We Needed) Right, let’s talk about this new…thing. This 3-12b iteration. Because apparently, […]
Daredevil’s Flaming Stunt Leaves Audience in Awe In a display of unparalleled skill and sheer recklessness, one man defied all odds by spinning a fire sword an eye-watering 73 times in just 30 seconds, thus securing his 166th world record
Daredevil’s Flaming Stunt Leaves Audience in Awe In a display of unparalleled skill and sheer recklessness, one man defied all odds by spinning a fire […]
Behold! A Model, Just Like That Toronto Raccoon Seriously? Another language model? We’re drowning in them already! It’s like that McDonald’s in Toronto – a perfectly functional place for humans to obtain questionable sustenance and now apparently, a raccoon habitat
Published: 11/7/2025 3:53:50 AM ## Behold! A Model, Just Like That Toronto Raccoon Seriously? Another language model? We’re drowning in them already! It’s like that […]
The Undeserved Resurrection of Derelct, Courtesy of Pixels Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/7/2025 3:38:48 AM ## The Undeserved Resurrection of Derelct, Courtesy of Pixels Right, let’s talk about this. Let’s talk about *Derelct*. You remember Derelct, […]
In what can only be described as the epitome of good old-fashioned luck, a man has managed to win a whopping $1
In what can only be described as the epitome of good old-fashioned luck, a man has managed to win a whopping $1.3 million by playing […]
A Featherbrain and an AI: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? So, a crane escaped from Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle
Published: 11/7/2025 3:23:50 AM ## A Featherbrain and an AI: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? So, a crane escaped from Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle. […]
Behold! A Language Model That’s
Published: 11/7/2025 3:08:51 AM ## Behold! A Language Model That’s… Adequate? (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this thing. This… *creation*. Apparently, someone decided the world […]
All Paws on Deck: Furry Feline Emerges Victorious from Subterranean Adventure In a heartwarming turn of events, a courageous kitten was rescued from an underground pipe in the bustling city of New York
All Paws on Deck: Furry Feline Emerges Victorious from Subterranean Adventure In a heartwarming turn of events, a courageous kitten was rescued from an underground […]