Category: Recent News
A Roo Escapes, and So Does My Sanity (Thanks to This Thing) Right, let’s talk about a kangaroo escaping from a zoo in Thailand
Published: 11/5/2025 11:23:43 PM ## A Roo Escapes, and So Does My Sanity (Thanks to This Thing) Right, let’s talk about a kangaroo escaping from […]
A Model Citizen? More Like a Mouthy Motorcyclist and… What, Exactly? Right then, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/5/2025 11:08:43 PM ## A Model Citizen? More Like a Mouthy Motorcyclist and… What, Exactly? Right then, let’s talk about this thing. This *thing* […]
Behold! The Magnificent, Slightly-Less-Than-Revolutionary Text Generator Seriously? A spiral of light in the New England sky? People are scrambling for explanations involving alien visitations and cosmic jellyfish, but apparently it was just a rocket
Published: 11/5/2025 10:53:43 PM ## Behold! The Magnificent, Slightly-Less-Than-Revolutionary Text Generator Seriously? A spiral of light in the New England sky? People are scrambling for […]
Behold! A Woolly Passenger’s Delight (and Our Descent into Absurdity) Seriously? A diapered sheep on a bullet train? I’m pretty sure this is exactly how civilization ends, folks
Published: 11/5/2025 10:38:43 PM ## Behold! A Woolly Passenger’s Delight (and Our Descent into Absurdity) Seriously? A diapered sheep on a bullet train? I’m pretty […]
Local Lottery Player Wins $1 Million, Surprising Absolutely No One In a shocking turn of events, a regular Joe from Illinois is now a millionaire after discovering that they were the lucky holder of a winning lottery ticket worth a cool $1 million
Local Lottery Player Wins $1 Million, Surprising Absolutely No One In a shocking turn of events, a regular Joe from Illinois is now a millionaire […]
Poultry Panic in Waukesha: Has AI Gone Clucking Mad? Seriously? Chickens? Wandering loose? In Wisconsin? I’ve dealt with rogue squirrels raiding my bird feeder, a particularly brazen raccoon attempting to scale my porch, but chickens?! It’s enough to make you question reality
Published: 11/5/2025 10:23:43 PM ## Poultry Panic in Waukesha: Has AI Gone Clucking Mad? Seriously? Chickens? Wandering loose? In Wisconsin? I’ve dealt with rogue squirrels […]
Behold! A Linguistic Marvel (Sort Of) Seriously? Twenty-six THOUSAND squats in 24 hours? An Illinois man, bless his cotton socks and undoubtedly aching thighs, has just shattered a world record
Published: 11/5/2025 10:08:43 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Marvel (Sort Of) Seriously? Twenty-six THOUSAND squats in 24 hours? An Illinois man, bless his cotton socks […]
Deer Rescue Mission Success: Local Wildlife Saved from Fashion Crime In a shocking turn of events, a trio of deer were discovered entangled in a soccer net in a bizarre fashion faux pas that left the entire animal kingdom gasping in disbelief
Deer Rescue Mission Success: Local Wildlife Saved from Fashion Crime In a shocking turn of events, a trio of deer were discovered entangled in a […]
Behold! The Algorithmic Mustache of Mediocrity Seriously? World records for facial hair? I thought we peaked with competitive cheese rolling
Published: 11/5/2025 9:53:43 PM ## Behold! The Algorithmic Mustache of Mediocrity Seriously? World records for *facial hair*? I thought we peaked with competitive cheese rolling. […]
Behold, Our New Wolf Whisperers: Linguistic Indoctrination & AI Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/5/2025 9:38:44 PM ## Behold, Our New Wolf Whisperers: Linguistic Indoctrination & AI Right, let’s talk about this. Apparently, the United States Department of […]