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“Groundhog’s Wife Gives Birth: Punxsutawney Phil is a Father and the World Celebrates!” Well folks, it’s official! Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog who predicts the arrival of spring is now a proud Papa! And the world rejoices! The Pennsylvania group entrusted with handling Phil (who knew groundhogs needed a security detail?) revealed that his Mrs

“Groundhog’s Wife Gives Birth: Punxsutawney Phil is a Father and the World Celebrates!” Well folks, it’s official! Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog who predicts the arrival […]

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Former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried has been given a rather lengthy prison sentence of 25 years for, get this, committing fraud! Shocking, right? Who would have thought that a Wall Street executive might be involved in some shady dealings? Bankman-Fried was once hailed as a hero of the crypto world, but it seems that his heroics were nothing more than smoke and mirrors

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Former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried has been given a rather lengthy prison sentence of 25 years for, get this, committing fraud! Shocking, right? Who would […]

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“Desperate News: Picnic Lovers Left Numb as Casa Grande Ruins National Monument Shuts Down During Picnic Season” An unexpected news has saddened picnic enthusiast nation-wide as Casa Grande Ruins National Monument, a loved picnic spot, has shut down its picnic area until May

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“Desperate News: Picnic Lovers Left Numb as Casa Grande Ruins National Monument Shuts Down During Picnic Season” An unexpected news has saddened picnic enthusiast nation-wide […]

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Washington D.C. Lottery officials announced yesterday that the drawing for their latest jackpot had left them completely baffled. According to reports, the numbers 9-9-9-9 had […]