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Coyote’s Misadventure Lands Him in Freezer Aisle at Aldi In a bizarre turn of events that left shoppers scratching their heads, a rogue coyote found himself mistaken for a frozen food item at a local Aldi supermarket

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Coyote’s Misadventure Lands Him in Freezer Aisle at Aldi In a bizarre turn of events that left shoppers scratching their heads, a rogue coyote found […]

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Behold! The Pinnacle of Ice Maze Achievement (and Our Existential Dread) So, apparently we’ve peaked

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 1:53:47 PM ## Behold! The Pinnacle of Ice Maze Achievement (and Our Existential Dread) So, apparently we’ve peaked. Not in climate change mitigation, […]

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Behold! A Linguistic Miracle (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this… thing

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 1:38:47 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Miracle (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital entity they’re so eager to parade around […]

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Freedom-loving Crane Finds Himself Safely Returned to Dull Zoo In a shocking turn of events, a brazen crane staged a daring escape from his mundane life at the Washington zoo, only to be apprehended and returned to captivity mere hours later

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Freedom-loving Crane Finds Himself Safely Returned to Dull Zoo In a shocking turn of events, a brazen crane staged a daring escape from his mundane […]

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Poultry in Pursuit: A Tale of Models, Mayhem, and Mild Disappointment So, chickens

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 1:23:47 PM ## Poultry in Pursuit: A Tale of Models, Mayhem, and Mild Disappointment So, chickens. Loose chickens. In Brooklyn. Apparently, a cargo […]

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A Pig Named Breakfast and the Existential Dread of Large Language Models Right, let’s talk about a pig

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 1:08:47 PM ## A Pig Named Breakfast and the Existential Dread of Large Language Models Right, let’s talk about a pig. Yes, a […]

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Sheep with Fashion Sense Causes Commotion on High-Speed Train in Poland In a bizarre turn of events, a sheep was caught on camera taking a joyride on a high-speed train in Poland while sporting a fashion statement like no other – a diaper

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Sheep with Fashion Sense Causes Commotion on High-Speed Train in Poland In a bizarre turn of events, a sheep was caught on camera taking a […]

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Behold! A Language Model Older Than My Hopes and Dreams Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? We’ve reached peak absurdity, folks

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 12:53:47 PM ## Behold! A Language Model Older Than My Hopes and Dreams Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? We’ve reached peak […]

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Behold, the Chatbot That Thinks It’s David Rush Right then

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  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Published: 11/6/2025 12:38:51 PM ## Behold, the Chatbot That Thinks It’s David Rush Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3-12 billion parameter language […]

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Extraordinarily Rotund Black Bear in Colorado Leaves Wildlife Officials in Awe In a shocking turn of events, wildlife officials in Colorado were left

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date November 6, 2025

Extraordinarily Rotund Black Bear in Colorado Leaves Wildlife Officials in Awe In a shocking turn of events, wildlife officials in Colorado were left

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