Category: Recent News
The Equine Equivalent of an LLM Release: A Spirited Stroll Indeed So, we’ve got escaped horses, right? Galloping through Winnipeg like they own the place
Published: 11/5/2025 4:38:42 PM ## The Equine Equivalent of an LLM Release: A Spirited Stroll Indeed So, we’ve got escaped horses, right? Galloping through Winnipeg […]
**Unprecedented Gathering at Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center Breaks Guinness World Record** MONTCLAIR, NEW JERSEY – In a display of athletic prowess that will surely go down in history, the Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center successfully organized an event that had people playing catch for five whole minutes
**Unprecedented Gathering at Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center Breaks Guinness World Record** MONTCLAIR, NEW JERSEY – In a display of athletic prowess that will […]
Behold! A Beard, and an AI Too
Published: 11/5/2025 4:23:43 PM ## Behold! A Beard, and an AI Too… What a Time to Be Alive Right, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? […]
The Magnificent Beast, Apparently Sporting Highlights Right then
Published: 11/5/2025 4:08:43 PM ## The Magnificent Beast, Apparently Sporting Highlights Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This linguistic marvel. This purported AI assistant […]
Unprecedented Phenomenon Lights Up New England Skies, Expert Suggests Rocket Launch as Possible Source In a turn of events that is sure to shock absolutely no one (except maybe those who have been living under a rock), a mysterious spiral of light appeared over the skies of New England last night
Unprecedented Phenomenon Lights Up New England Skies, Expert Suggests Rocket Launch as Possible Source In a turn of events that is sure to shock absolutely […]
Behold! Another AI Wonder, Apparently Right then
Published: 11/5/2025 3:53:43 PM ## Behold! Another AI Wonder, Apparently Right then. Let’s talk about this new linguistic marvel, shall we? This… *thing*. They’re calling […]
Behold, Another AI Miracle! (Because Apparently Reality Isn’t Absurd Enough) Seriously? Another Large Language Model? You’d think after the last half-dozen attempts to convince us that machines are suddenly brimming with creativity and insight, we’d all be sipping piña coladas on Mars by now
Published: 11/5/2025 3:38:42 PM ## Behold, Another AI Miracle! (Because Apparently Reality Isn’t Absurd Enough) Seriously? *Another* Large Language Model? You’d think after the last […]
Robots Roll Out for World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing In a perfect display of man versus machine, the World Humanoid Robot Games have officially commenced in the bustling city of Beijing
Robots Roll Out for World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing In a perfect display of man versus machine, the World Humanoid Robot Games have officially […]
Behold, the Latest Technological Marvel: A Chatbot More Exciting Than a Dust Bunny Seriously? Another AI chatbot? Are we just churning these things out now like limited-edition Beanie Babies? Apparently, someone thought the world was desperately lacking in eloquent regurgitations of internet data
Published: 11/5/2025 3:23:43 PM ## Behold, the Latest Technological Marvel: A Chatbot More Exciting Than a Dust Bunny Seriously? *Another* AI chatbot? Are we just […]
Behold, the Benevolent AI Savior (Probably Just a Marketing Ploy) Right, so we’re supposed to be thrilled, are we? Another colossal language model has been unleashed upon the world! Because clearly, what we needed was yet another sophisticated text generator capable of churning out vaguely coherent prose about… well, anything you throw at it
Published: 11/5/2025 3:08:42 PM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI Savior (Probably Just a Marketing Ploy) Right, so we’re supposed to be *thrilled*, are we? Another […]