Category: Recent News
BREAKING: FOWL PLAY AVOIDED AS GIGANTIC OWL RESCUED FROM SOCCER NET IN SUBURBAN TEXAS In a daring rescue operation that has left the good people of Plano, Texas, in awe, a team of brave animal control officers managed to free a gargantuan great horned owl from a soccer net in a local park
**BREAKING: FOWL PLAY AVOIDED AS GIGANTIC OWL RESCUED FROM SOCCER NET IN SUBURBAN TEXAS** In a daring rescue operation that has left the good people […]
SHOCKING DISPLAY OF TOE-TAL DOMINANCE: Kiwi Woman Shatters Record with Barefoot Lego Run In a jaw-dropping display of foot fortitude, 32-year-old Auckland resident, Bronwyn Bruntley, has obliterated the Guinness World Record for running barefoot over 100 meters of loose Lego bricks, clocking an astonishing time of 24
**SHOCKING DISPLAY OF TOE-TAL DOMINANCE: Kiwi Woman Shatters Record with Barefoot Lego Run** In a jaw-dropping display of foot fortitude, 32-year-old Auckland resident, Bronwyn Bruntley, […]
BREAKING: Gator-gate Brings Charleston to a Standstill as Reptilian Road Hog Wreaks Havoc Charleston, SC – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Charleston scratching their heads, a wayward alligator brought traffic to a grinding halt on I-526 yesterday evening
**BREAKING: Gator-gate Brings Charleston to a Standstill as Reptilian Road Hog Wreaks Havoc** Charleston, SC – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of […]
BREAKING: Local Man Turns $3 into $125,000 Overnight, Now Forced to Deal with Sudden Onset of Good Karma In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old John Smith of Anytown, USA, has gone from struggling to make ends meet to being able to afford a modest lifestyle, all thanks to his incredible luck in the lottery
**BREAKING: Local Man Turns $3 into $125,000 Overnight, Now Forced to Deal with Sudden Onset of Good Karma** In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old […]
California Police Get Creative with Animal Identification: Undeniably Big Cat Mayhem In a bold move that has left both residents and wildlife experts shaking their heads in awe, the California Police Department recently shared a gripping security camera photo that sparked a local frenzy over what was initially declared to be a mountain lion lurking in a suburban neighborhood
**California Police Get Creative with Animal Identification: Undeniably Big Cat Mayhem** In a bold move that has left both residents and wildlife experts shaking their […]
Emu Takes Impromptu Highway Tour, Forgets the GPS In a thrilling game of chicken on Pennsylvania’s highways, an emu, presumably having a mid-life crisis or perhaps just a desperate longing for adventure, broke free from its trailer and decided that a leisurely stroll along Interstate 95 was just what it needed
**Emu Takes Impromptu Highway Tour, Forgets the GPS** In a thrilling game of chicken on Pennsylvania’s highways, an emu, presumably having a mid-life crisis or […]
GALACTIC GAMBLE: Boba Fett Figure Fetches Astronomical Price of $525,000! In a jaw-dropping, wallet-busting sale that has left collectors and fans reeling, a ridiculously rare Star Wars Boba Fett action figure measuring a whopping 3
**GALACTIC GAMBLE: Boba Fett Figure Fetches Astronomical Price of $525,000!** In a jaw-dropping, wallet-busting sale that has left collectors and fans reeling, a ridiculously rare […]
BREAKING: MASSACHUSETTS MAN STRIKES POWERBALL JACKPOT
BREAKING: MASSACHUSETTS MAN STRIKES POWERBALL JACKPOT… TWICE! In a bizarre and hilarious turn of events, 32-year-old Massachusetts resident, Dave Wilson, has won not one, but […]
GIANT HAND OF DOOM EVICTED FROM WELLINGTON SKYLINE AFTER 5 YEARS OF TERRORIZING RESIDENTS In a shocking move, the City of Wellington has finally succumbed to public pressure and announced the removal of the infamous “Hand of Fate” sculpture, a gargantuan hand with a human face that has loomed over the city for half a decade
**GIANT HAND OF DOOM EVICTED FROM WELLINGTON SKYLINE AFTER 5 YEARS OF TERRORIZING RESIDENTS** In a shocking move, the City of Wellington has finally succumbed […]
BREAKING: LOCAL CLERK HAILED AS HERO AFTER HELPING MICHIGAN WOMAN WIN BIG
**BREAKING: LOCAL CLERK HAILED AS HERO AFTER HELPING MICHIGAN WOMAN WIN BIG… AND ALSO GETTING HER TO BUY A NEW CAR AND PAY OFF HER […]