Category: Recent News
BREAKING: DARING RESCUE OPERATION SAVES MAJESTIC STEED FROM TREACHEROUS BOG In a daring display of bravery and strength, a team of firefighters in rural England successfully hoisted a gargantuan horse out of a treacherous bog yesterday evening, saving the majestic creature from a watery grave
**BREAKING: DARING RESCUE OPERATION SAVES MAJESTIC STEED FROM TREACHEROUS BOG** In a daring display of bravery and strength, a team of firefighters in rural England […]
BREAKING: OWL-GATE ROCKS LEANDER, TEXAS AS FEATHERED FURY TAKES FLIGHT In a daring rescue that will be etched in the annals of avian history, animal services officers in Leander, Texas, swooped in to save the day, plucking a juvenile great horned owl from the clutches of a soccer net that had ensnared the hapless bird outside a local school
**BREAKING: OWL-GATE ROCKS LEANDER, TEXAS AS FEATHERED FURY TAKES FLIGHT** In a daring rescue that will be etched in the annals of avian history, animal […]
Barefoot Running Enthusiast Breaks World Record by Treading on Legos—Talk About a Walk in the Park! In an astounding feat of physical endurance—and quite possibly a combining of torture and athleticism—local barefoot runner Jenna “Barefoot Bandit” Thompson has officially broken the world record for running across a 42-foot stretch of Lego bricks
**Barefoot Running Enthusiast Breaks World Record by Treading on Legos—Talk About a Walk in the Park!** In an astounding feat of physical endurance—and quite possibly […]
BREAKING: BISON ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small Polish village in stitches, a marauding bison broke free from its enclosure and went on a rampage
**BREAKING: BISON ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small Polish village in stitches, a marauding bison broke free […]
BREAKING: FOWL PLAY AVOIDED AS GIGANTIC OWL RESCUED FROM SOCCER NET IN SUBURBAN TEXAS In a daring rescue operation that has left the good people of Plano, Texas, in awe, a team of brave animal control officers managed to free a gargantuan great horned owl from a soccer net in a local park
**BREAKING: FOWL PLAY AVOIDED AS GIGANTIC OWL RESCUED FROM SOCCER NET IN SUBURBAN TEXAS** In a daring rescue operation that has left the good people […]
SHOCKING DISPLAY OF TOE-TAL DOMINANCE: Kiwi Woman Shatters Record with Barefoot Lego Run In a jaw-dropping display of foot fortitude, 32-year-old Auckland resident, Bronwyn Bruntley, has obliterated the Guinness World Record for running barefoot over 100 meters of loose Lego bricks, clocking an astonishing time of 24
**SHOCKING DISPLAY OF TOE-TAL DOMINANCE: Kiwi Woman Shatters Record with Barefoot Lego Run** In a jaw-dropping display of foot fortitude, 32-year-old Auckland resident, Bronwyn Bruntley, […]
BREAKING: Gator-gate Brings Charleston to a Standstill as Reptilian Road Hog Wreaks Havoc Charleston, SC – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Charleston scratching their heads, a wayward alligator brought traffic to a grinding halt on I-526 yesterday evening
**BREAKING: Gator-gate Brings Charleston to a Standstill as Reptilian Road Hog Wreaks Havoc** Charleston, SC – In a bizarre incident that has left residents of […]
BREAKING: Local Man Turns $3 into $125,000 Overnight, Now Forced to Deal with Sudden Onset of Good Karma In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old John Smith of Anytown, USA, has gone from struggling to make ends meet to being able to afford a modest lifestyle, all thanks to his incredible luck in the lottery
**BREAKING: Local Man Turns $3 into $125,000 Overnight, Now Forced to Deal with Sudden Onset of Good Karma** In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old […]
California Police Get Creative with Animal Identification: Undeniably Big Cat Mayhem In a bold move that has left both residents and wildlife experts shaking their heads in awe, the California Police Department recently shared a gripping security camera photo that sparked a local frenzy over what was initially declared to be a mountain lion lurking in a suburban neighborhood
**California Police Get Creative with Animal Identification: Undeniably Big Cat Mayhem** In a bold move that has left both residents and wildlife experts shaking their […]
Emu Takes Impromptu Highway Tour, Forgets the GPS In a thrilling game of chicken on Pennsylvania’s highways, an emu, presumably having a mid-life crisis or perhaps just a desperate longing for adventure, broke free from its trailer and decided that a leisurely stroll along Interstate 95 was just what it needed
**Emu Takes Impromptu Highway Tour, Forgets the GPS** In a thrilling game of chicken on Pennsylvania’s highways, an emu, presumably having a mid-life crisis or […]