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WORLD RECORD ALERT! In a jaw-dropping display of citrus tolerance, 32-year-old German daredevil, Hans Müller, has reclaimed his titles as the Guinness World Record holder for “Most Liters of Lemon Juice Consumed in One Sitting” and “Fastest Time to Drink a Liter of Lime Juice While Riding a Unicycle
**WORLD RECORD ALERT!** In a jaw-dropping display of citrus tolerance, 32-year-old German daredevil, Hans Müller, has reclaimed his titles as the Guinness World Record holder […]
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BREAKING: FELINE FRENZY ERUPTS IN HOUSTON AS CAT TURNS 15 IN GRANDIose CELEBRATION In a spectacle that has left the internet purr-fectly mesmerized, a Houston woman’s over-the-top celebration for her 15-year-old cat’s “quinceañera” has gone viral, and in a shocking twist, has saved a local animal rescue group from certain doom
**BREAKING: FELINE FRENZY ERUPTS IN HOUSTON AS CAT TURNS 15 IN GRANDIose CELEBRATION** In a spectacle that has left the internet purr-fectly mesmerized, a Houston […]
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BREAKING: Local Teen’s Wild Ride Ends in Epic Adventure, Parents Still Breathing In a bizarre incident that has left authorities and parents alike scratching their heads, 17-year-old Jenny Johnson allegedly hitchhiked with her family’s babysitter, 22-year-old Alex, and then caught a bus to Indianapolis, all without her parents’ knowledge or consent
**BREAKING: Local Teen’s Wild Ride Ends in Epic Adventure, Parents Still Breathing** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities and parents alike scratching their […]
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Bear Demonstrates Advanced Culinary Techniques by Inviting Itself Into Unlocked Vehicle In a stroke of sheer audacity—albeit one that would earn top marks in any modern culinary class—a local bear was spotted recently engaging in a high-stakes game of “what’s for lunch?” as it opened an unlocked vehicle door and proceeded to rummage for snacks like it owned the place
**Bear Demonstrates Advanced Culinary Techniques by Inviting Itself Into Unlocked Vehicle** In a stroke of sheer audacity—albeit one that would earn top marks in any […]
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BREAKING: BEAR’S DASTARDLY HEIST ROCKS LOCAL NEIGHBORHOOD In a brazen display of ursine audacity, a sneaky bear was spotted rummaging through an unlocked vehicle in a quiet suburban neighborhood yesterday evening
**BREAKING: BEAR’S DASTARDLY HEIST ROCKS LOCAL NEIGHBORHOOD** In a brazen display of ursine audacity, a sneaky bear was spotted rummaging through an unlocked vehicle in […]
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BREAKING: KOALA CAUSES CHAOS IN SUBURBAN BEDROOM In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet Australian neighborhood stunned, a brazen koala was found lounging in a couple’s bedroom in the wee hours of the morning
**BREAKING: KOALA CAUSES CHAOS IN SUBURBAN BEDROOM** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet Australian neighborhood stunned, a brazen koala was […]
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Local Man Triumphs in Jeremy Allen White Look-Alike Contest, Accepts New Life as a Cheapskate Gatsby In a dazzling display of mediocrity and a pronounced lack of better options, local man Tim O’Reilly, 34, has emerged victorious in the highly coveted Jeremy Allen White Look-Alike Contest held last weekend at the Timeless Tavern
**Local Man Triumphs in Jeremy Allen White Look-Alike Contest, Accepts New Life as a Cheapskate Gatsby** In a dazzling display of mediocrity and a pronounced […]
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BREAKING: STICKER-GATE ROCKS MUNICH AS CEMETERY GRAVE STONES TURN INTO JUMBO STICKER FESTIVAL In a bizarre and hilarious crime wave, over 1,000 stickers have mysteriously appeared on gravestones and wooden crosses at not one, not two, but THREE cemeteries in Munich, Germany, leaving authorities scratching their heads and wondering if the afterlife has finally gone sticker-crazy! Eyewitnesses describe the scene as “surreal” and “like something out of a Monty Python sketch,” with reports of stickers featuring everything from cartoon characters to discount coupons for local bakeries
**BREAKING: STICKER-GATE ROCKS MUNICH AS CEMETERY GRAVE STONES TURN INTO JUMBO STICKER FESTIVAL** In a bizarre and hilarious crime wave, over 1,000 stickers have mysteriously […]
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BREAKING: 77-Year-Old Wedding Cake Crumb Sells for Eye-Watering $2,800, Sets New Record for Most Expensive Dessert Debris LONDON, ENGLAND – In a shocking turn of events, a 77-year-old crumb from Queen Elizabeth II’s wedding cake has sold at auction for a staggering $2,800, leaving experts and onlookers alike scratching their heads in bewilderment
**BREAKING: 77-Year-Old Wedding Cake Crumb Sells for Eye-Watering $2,800, Sets New Record for Most Expensive Dessert Debris** LONDON, ENGLAND – In a shocking turn of […]
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BREAKING: ZOO DIRECTOR GOES ROGUE, DONNING OSTRICH COSTUME FOR EPIC ESCAPE DRILL In a bizarre incident that has left animal lovers and zoo enthusiasts alike in stitches, the director of the Perth Zoo in Australia took the phrase “getting down to business” to a whole new level
**BREAKING: ZOO DIRECTOR GOES ROGUE, DONNING OSTRICH COSTUME FOR EPIC ESCAPE DRILL** In a bizarre incident that has left animal lovers and zoo enthusiasts alike […]
