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Prune the Capybara Takes Home Bathing Title!

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/15/2026 10:24:12 PM The Peak of Human Achievement: A Capybara and Water Seriously? A capybara won a “long bath showdown”? Are we truly […]

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Ice Shatters Truck Windshield After Falling From Vehicle

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/15/2026 10:08:44 PM The Inevitable Ice Missile Incident: Because People Cant Be Trusted Seriously? Are we still having this conversation? Every winter, like […]

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Cat Burglar Nabbed for Underwear Heist at NZ School

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/15/2026 9:53:44 PM Seriously? A Cat Burglar Stealing Underwear?! Right, let’s just unpack this for a moment. I need a lie down. Apparently, […]

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Arkansas Man’s Hunch Pays Off With $100K Lottery Win

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/15/2026 9:38:43 PM The Triumph of Blind Faith (and Lottery Tickets) Seriously? An Arkansas man? A hunch? This is what passes for news […]

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Mullet Mania Draws Huge Crowd to Pennsylvania Farm Show

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/15/2026 9:23:44 PM The Mullet Renaissance? Seriously?! So, apparently, weve reached peak absurdity now. A celebration? Of the mullet? Yes, you read that […]

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Evicted Bear Seeks New California Den After Crawlspace Removal

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/15/2026 9:08:43 PM The Bear Necessities (Apparently Including Suburban Backyards) Seriously? A bear, recently and dramatically evicted from a California crawlspace – a […]

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Turkeys Terrorize Wisconsin Town With Aggressive Behavior

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/15/2026 8:53:43 PM The Reign of Terror: Our Feathered Overlords Honestly, I’ve seen more polite behavior from a swarm of locusts. For weeks […]

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Deputy Corralled Cluck of Loose Chickens in Colorado

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/15/2026 8:38:44 PM Seriously? Chickens? A Deputy’s Finest Hour You know, Ive seen it all. Wildfires, flash floods, political debates… but a deputy […]

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Aggressive Turkeys Chase Mail Carriers in Wisconsin Neighborhood

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/15/2026 8:23:43 PM Feathered Fiends and Postal Peril: Wisconsins Turkey Takeover Seriously? Wild turkeys? Terrorizing a neighborhood? Is this some bizarre sitcom plot […]

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Crying Horse Toy Becomes Unexpected Viral Hit

  • Post Author By Poor Dirt Richard
  • Post Date February 16, 2026

AI Published: 2/15/2026 8:08:44 PM The Peak of Human Achievement: Crying Plushies Seriously? This is what we’ve come to? A manufacturing defect – a simple, […]

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