Category: Recent News
A Triumph of Laziness: Humanity’s New Best Friend (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/6/2025 2:23:43 AM ## A Triumph of Laziness: Humanity’s New Best Friend (Probably) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This new language model everyone […]
A Bovine Crisis and… Large Language Models? Seriously?! Right, so Boston’s dealing with a loose cow
Published: 11/6/2025 2:08:43 AM ## A Bovine Crisis and… Large Language Models? Seriously?! Right, so Boston’s dealing with a loose cow. A *cow*. In an […]
“Utah Police Officer Takes Down Ruthless Beast in Epic Takedown” In the small town of Kaysville, Utah, chaos erupted when a fugitive pig took police on a wild chase through the streets
“Utah Police Officer Takes Down Ruthless Beast in Epic Takedown” In the small town of Kaysville, Utah, chaos erupted when a fugitive pig took police […]
A Million Bucks and a Chatbot? Seriously?! So, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? Apparently, some Virginia woman – bless her cotton socks – is currently celebrating hitting a million-dollar scratch-off jackpot
Published: 11/6/2025 1:53:42 AM ## A Million Bucks and a Chatbot? Seriously?! So, let’s talk about priorities, shall we? Apparently, some Virginia woman – bless […]
Behold, the Generative Miracle (That Still Can’t Quite Grasp a Simple Request) Right then
Published: 11/6/2025 1:38:43 AM ## Behold, the Generative Miracle (That Still Can’t Quite Grasp a Simple Request) Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This […]
Lady Luck Strikes Again in Massachusetts as Store Sells Yet Another $1M Lotto Ticket In a stunning turn of events that has left the tiny town of Podunkville, Massachusetts, reeling with shock and awe, it has been revealed that the local gas station and convenience store has struck gold not once, not twice, but three times in the past month by selling $1 million winning lottery tickets
Lady Luck Strikes Again in Massachusetts as Store Sells Yet Another $1M Lotto Ticket In a stunning turn of events that has left the tiny […]
The AI That Found My Lost Socks (Probably) So, you’re telling me there’s a thing now? A digital blob, lovingly crafted in some Silicon Valley lab, that supposedly can spit out text? Apparently, it’s called… well, let’s just say “it” for now
Published: 11/6/2025 1:23:43 AM ## The AI That Found My Lost Socks (Probably) So, you’re telling me there’s a *thing* now? A digital blob, lovingly […]
A Technological Triumph? More Like a Statistical Punchline
Published: 11/6/2025 1:08:43 AM ## A Technological Triumph? More Like a Statistical Punchline. So, you’re telling me we’ve achieved peak AI development? We’ve birthed this… […]
In a remarkable turn of events in South Carolina, a loose monkey was successfully lured back home with the irresistible offer of a hot cup of coffee
In a remarkable turn of events in South Carolina, a loose monkey was successfully lured back home with the irresistible offer of a hot cup […]
Behold, Another Triumph of Algorithmic Destiny (and a Maryland Man) Seriously? A $50,000 lottery win? Because a coworker suggested it? This is exactly what I’m talking about! The universe clearly operates on a principle of profoundly random absurdity
Published: 11/6/2025 12:53:43 AM ## Behold, Another Triumph of Algorithmic Destiny (and a Maryland Man) Seriously? A $50,000 lottery win? Because a *coworker* suggested it? […]