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BREAKING: ROGUE ‘ROO ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Perry County, Kentucky scratching their heads, a wallaby was caught on security camera doing a midnight munchie run on a local family’s front yard
**BREAKING: ROGUE ‘ROO ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Perry County, Kentucky scratching their heads, a wallaby was caught […]
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Wallaby on the Run: Local Family Denied the Chance to Sleep Peacefully PERRY COUNTY, KY – In what was undoubtedly the headline of the century, a rogue wallaby was caught on security camera frolicking through the front yard of a unsuspecting family in Perry County
**Wallaby on the Run: Local Family Denied the Chance to Sleep Peacefully** PERRY COUNTY, KY – In what was undoubtedly the headline of the century, […]
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BREAKING: VIRGINIA WOMAN STRIKES GOLD
**BREAKING: VIRGINIA WOMAN STRIKES GOLD… LITERALLY!** In a shocking turn of events, a Virginia woman has won a whopping $1 MILLION DOLLARS in the lottery, […]
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Local Duo Aims for World Domination with Their “Human Belt” Record Attempt In a turn of events that can only be described as the apex of human creativity and ambition, a contortionist and a hula hoop performer in Britain have combined their extraordinary talents to attempt breaking a staggering new Guinness World Record: the longest human belt
**Local Duo Aims for World Domination with Their “Human Belt” Record Attempt** In a turn of events that can only be described as the apex […]
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**Hotels.com Unveils the Exquisite Leftovers and Peculiar Demands of the Modern Traveler** In a recent bombshell report that has rocked the hospitality industry to its […]
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Ponies on the Loose: Massachusetts Declares State of Emergency Over Furry Escape Artists In what can only be described as the most catastrophic equine event of the century, eight adventurous ponies managed to turn a quiet Massachusetts town into their very own playground
**Ponies on the Loose: Massachusetts Declares State of Emergency Over Furry Escape Artists** In what can only be described as the most catastrophic equine event […]
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BREAKING: PONYGATE ROCKS QUINCY, MASSACHUSETTS In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Quincy, Massachusetts, scratching their heads and giggling uncontrollably, EIGHT FEARLESS PONIES BROKE FREE FROM THEIR STABLE AND TOOK THE CITY BY STORM
**BREAKING: PONYGATE ROCKS QUINCY, MASSACHUSETTS** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Quincy, Massachusetts, scratching their heads and giggling uncontrollably, EIGHT FEARLESS PONIES […]
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MONKEY ON THE LOOSE: FLORIDA NEIGHBORHOOD IN CHAOS AS MISCHIEVOUS MONKEY WREAKS HAVOC In a bizarre series of events, residents of the normally quiet Florida neighborhood of Sunnyville are on high alert after multiple sightings of a rogue monkey on the loose
**MONKEY ON THE LOOSE: FLORIDA NEIGHBORHOOD IN CHAOS AS MISCHIEVOUS MONKEY WREAKS HAVOC** In a bizarre series of events, residents of the normally quiet Florida […]
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BREAKING: TSA Crackdown on Warehouse Club Enthusiasts In a shocking move, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) announced yesterday that those coveted Costco membership cards will no longer be accepted as valid identification at airport security checkpoints
**BREAKING: TSA Crackdown on Warehouse Club Enthusiasts** In a shocking move, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) announced yesterday that those coveted Costco membership cards will […]
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BREAKING: Ghanaian Man Goes BARKING MAD, Hugs 1,123 Trees in Just 60 Minutes to Shatter World Record! In a jaw-dropping display of arboreal affection, 25-year-old forestry student, Kwame Owusu, from Ghana, has set a new Guinness World Record for most trees hugged in one hour, leaving onlookers utterly bewildered
**BREAKING: Ghanaian Man Goes BARKING MAD, Hugs 1,123 Trees in Just 60 Minutes to Shatter World Record!** In a jaw-dropping display of arboreal affection, 25-year-old […]