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BREAKING NEWS LAGOS, NIGERIA – In a bizarre display of endurance and questionable dance moves, 32-year-old Nigerian man, Kingsley Okoro, has shattered the world record for longest twerking marathon, lasting a mind-boggling 3 hours and 30 minutes! Eyewitnesses described the scene as “hilarious” and “cringeworthy” as Okoro, clad in a bright orange jumpsuit, shook his booty to a medley of Afrobeats and dancehall tunes
**BREAKING NEWS** LAGOS, NIGERIA – In a bizarre display of endurance and questionable dance moves, 32-year-old Nigerian man, Kingsley Okoro, has shattered the world record […]
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Dad’s “Just Because” Gift Turns into $4 Million Jackpot: Thanks for the Pocket Change, Dad! In a breathtaking twist that can only be labeled as “totally happened,” local woman Jessica Thompson has reportedly transformed her father’s whimsical “just because” gift into a delightful $4 million lottery windfall
**Dad’s “Just Because” Gift Turns into $4 Million Jackpot: Thanks for the Pocket Change, Dad!** In a breathtaking twist that can only be labeled as […]
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BREAKING: Cicada Apocalypse Imminent! Experts Warn of “Cicad-pocalypse” as Billions of Bizarre, Glowing-Eyed, Disco-Dancing Cicadas Prepare to Invade Two States! In a bizarre phenomenon that has left entomologists baffled and the general public terrified, two regions of the United States are bracing themselves for an impending infestation of epic proportions
BREAKING: Cicada Apocalypse Imminent! Experts Warn of “Cicad-pocalypse” as Billions of Bizarre, Glowing-Eyed, Disco-Dancing Cicadas Prepare to Invade Two States! In a bizarre phenomenon that […]
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BREAKING: DEER RESCUE OF THE CENTURY! In a bizarre incident that has left wildlife experts baffled and the public in stitches, a team of brave deputies from the local sheriff’s office came to the rescue of a deer with a tomato cage stuck on its head in a quiet suburban neighborhood yesterday evening
**BREAKING: DEER RESCUE OF THE CENTURY!** In a bizarre incident that has left wildlife experts baffled and the public in stitches, a team of brave […]
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BREAKING: John Ball Zoo Celebrates Historic Birth of Pygmy Hippo Calf, Because 130 Years is Clearly Long Enough to Get it Right! Grand Rapids, MI – In a groundbreaking achievement that has left the animal kingdom abuzz, the John Ball Zoo announced today that it has finally, FINALLY, after a whopping 131 years of trying, successfully birthed a pygmy hippo calf
**BREAKING: John Ball Zoo Celebrates Historic Birth of Pygmy Hippo Calf, Because 130 Years is Clearly Long Enough to Get it Right!** Grand Rapids, MI […]
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BREAKING: ROGUE ‘ROO ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Perry County, Kentucky scratching their heads, a wallaby was caught on security camera doing a midnight munchie run on a local family’s front yard
**BREAKING: ROGUE ‘ROO ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Perry County, Kentucky scratching their heads, a wallaby was caught […]
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Wallaby on the Run: Local Family Denied the Chance to Sleep Peacefully PERRY COUNTY, KY – In what was undoubtedly the headline of the century, a rogue wallaby was caught on security camera frolicking through the front yard of a unsuspecting family in Perry County
**Wallaby on the Run: Local Family Denied the Chance to Sleep Peacefully** PERRY COUNTY, KY – In what was undoubtedly the headline of the century, […]
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BREAKING: VIRGINIA WOMAN STRIKES GOLD
**BREAKING: VIRGINIA WOMAN STRIKES GOLD… LITERALLY!** In a shocking turn of events, a Virginia woman has won a whopping $1 MILLION DOLLARS in the lottery, […]
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Local Duo Aims for World Domination with Their “Human Belt” Record Attempt In a turn of events that can only be described as the apex of human creativity and ambition, a contortionist and a hula hoop performer in Britain have combined their extraordinary talents to attempt breaking a staggering new Guinness World Record: the longest human belt
**Local Duo Aims for World Domination with Their “Human Belt” Record Attempt** In a turn of events that can only be described as the apex […]
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**Hotels.com Unveils the Exquisite Leftovers and Peculiar Demands of the Modern Traveler** In a recent bombshell report that has rocked the hospitality industry to its […]