Category: Recent News
BREAKING: GOAT INVASION ROCKS MASSACHUSETTS FIRE STATION In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small Massachusetts town scratching their heads, a quartet of unwelcome visitors wandered into the local fire station yesterday evening, causing a stir among the firefighters on duty
**BREAKING: GOAT INVASION ROCKS MASSACHUSETTS FIRE STATION** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a small Massachusetts town scratching their heads, a quartet […]
BREAKING: HOT DOGGED APOCALYPSE STRIKES INTERSTATE-83 Harrisburg, PA – In a bizarre and hilarious incident that has left residents of Central Pennsylvania scratching their heads, a massive pileup involving dozens of vehicles and a tractor-trailer carrying a shipment of frozen hot dogs has brought traffic on Interstate-83 to a grinding halt
**BREAKING: HOT DOGGED APOCALYPSE STRIKES INTERSTATE-83** Harrisburg, PA – In a bizarre and hilarious incident that has left residents of Central Pennsylvania scratching their heads, […]
BREAKING NEWS MAXIMUM PUP-TASTIC ACHIEVEMENT: CANINE THRILLS SEEKER SHATTERS GUINNESS WORLD RECORD WITH DEATH-DEFYING SKATEBOARD STUNT! In a jaw-dropping display of talent, teamwork, and utter ridiculousness, a daredevil dog named Duke rode his trusty skateboard through a tunnel of 40 people standing with their legs apart, setting a new Guinness World Record for “Most People in a Human Tunnel for a Dog on a Skateboard
**BREAKING NEWS** MAXIMUM PUP-TASTIC ACHIEVEMENT: CANINE THRILLS SEEKER SHATTERS GUINNESS WORLD RECORD WITH DEATH-DEFYING SKATEBOARD STUNT! In a jaw-dropping display of talent, teamwork, and utter […]
BREAKING: MASSACHUSETTS DAD’S HEART OF GOLD TURNS INTO $2 MILLION WINDFALL
**BREAKING: MASSACHUSETTS DAD’S HEART OF GOLD TURNS INTO $2 MILLION WINDFALL… AND A LIFETIME OF GUILT TRIPS** In a stunning turn of events, a Massachusetts […]
BREAKING NEWS LAGOS, NIGERIA – In a bizarre display of endurance and questionable dance moves, 32-year-old Nigerian man, Kingsley Okoro, has shattered the world record for longest twerking marathon, lasting a mind-boggling 3 hours and 30 minutes! Eyewitnesses described the scene as “hilarious” and “cringeworthy” as Okoro, clad in a bright orange jumpsuit, shook his booty to a medley of Afrobeats and dancehall tunes
**BREAKING NEWS** LAGOS, NIGERIA – In a bizarre display of endurance and questionable dance moves, 32-year-old Nigerian man, Kingsley Okoro, has shattered the world record […]
Dad’s “Just Because” Gift Turns into $4 Million Jackpot: Thanks for the Pocket Change, Dad! In a breathtaking twist that can only be labeled as “totally happened,” local woman Jessica Thompson has reportedly transformed her father’s whimsical “just because” gift into a delightful $4 million lottery windfall
**Dad’s “Just Because” Gift Turns into $4 Million Jackpot: Thanks for the Pocket Change, Dad!** In a breathtaking twist that can only be labeled as […]
BREAKING: Cicada Apocalypse Imminent! Experts Warn of “Cicad-pocalypse” as Billions of Bizarre, Glowing-Eyed, Disco-Dancing Cicadas Prepare to Invade Two States! In a bizarre phenomenon that has left entomologists baffled and the general public terrified, two regions of the United States are bracing themselves for an impending infestation of epic proportions
BREAKING: Cicada Apocalypse Imminent! Experts Warn of “Cicad-pocalypse” as Billions of Bizarre, Glowing-Eyed, Disco-Dancing Cicadas Prepare to Invade Two States! In a bizarre phenomenon that […]
BREAKING: DEER RESCUE OF THE CENTURY! In a bizarre incident that has left wildlife experts baffled and the public in stitches, a team of brave deputies from the local sheriff’s office came to the rescue of a deer with a tomato cage stuck on its head in a quiet suburban neighborhood yesterday evening
**BREAKING: DEER RESCUE OF THE CENTURY!** In a bizarre incident that has left wildlife experts baffled and the public in stitches, a team of brave […]
BREAKING: John Ball Zoo Celebrates Historic Birth of Pygmy Hippo Calf, Because 130 Years is Clearly Long Enough to Get it Right! Grand Rapids, MI – In a groundbreaking achievement that has left the animal kingdom abuzz, the John Ball Zoo announced today that it has finally, FINALLY, after a whopping 131 years of trying, successfully birthed a pygmy hippo calf
**BREAKING: John Ball Zoo Celebrates Historic Birth of Pygmy Hippo Calf, Because 130 Years is Clearly Long Enough to Get it Right!** Grand Rapids, MI […]
BREAKING: ROGUE ‘ROO ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Perry County, Kentucky scratching their heads, a wallaby was caught on security camera doing a midnight munchie run on a local family’s front yard
**BREAKING: ROGUE ‘ROO ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Perry County, Kentucky scratching their heads, a wallaby was caught […]