Category: Recent News
RECORD-BREAKING BRIT LOSES MIND OVER MONOPOLY In a shocking turn of events, 32-year-old Nigel P
**RECORD-BREAKING BRIT LOSES MIND OVER MONOPOLY** In a shocking turn of events, 32-year-old Nigel P. Bottomsworth of Birmingham, England has officially been crowned the Monopoly […]
BREAKING: GERMAN ZOO CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY OF WORLD’S OLDEST SLOTH, WHO’S BEEN HANGING AROUND FOR 54 YEARS Berlin, Germany – In a shocking turn of events, the Berlin Zoo is throwing a massive party for its beloved resident, 54-year-old sloth, Helmut
**BREAKING: GERMAN ZOO CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY OF WORLD’S OLDEST SLOTH, WHO’S BEEN HANGING AROUND FOR 54 YEARS** Berlin, Germany – In a shocking turn of events, […]
BREAKING: Mysterious Creature Wreaks Havoc in Small Kansas Town, Experts Baffled In a bizarre incident that has left scientists scratching their heads, a strange and terrifying creature has been spotted roaming the countryside in rural Kansas
**BREAKING: Mysterious Creature Wreaks Havoc in Small Kansas Town, Experts Baffled** In a bizarre incident that has left scientists scratching their heads, a strange and […]
BREAKING: Idaho Man’s Herculean Feat Stuns World, Literally In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and downright unbelievable display of human strength and endurance, 32-year-old Bubba Jenkins of rural Idaho has successfully moved a staggering 10 gallons of water from one bucket to another
**BREAKING: Idaho Man’s Herculean Feat Stuns World, Literally** In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and downright unbelievable display of human strength and endurance, 32-year-old Bubba Jenkins of […]
BREAKING: Kiwis in Shock as Cyclist Takes Down Giant Goat on Italian Mountainside In a bizarre incident that has left the cycling world aghast, New Zealand cyclist, Nigel Nelson, collided with a gargantuan goat on stage 10 of the Giro d’Italia yesterday, sending both the rider and the caprine behemoth tumbling to the ground
**BREAKING: Kiwis in Shock as Cyclist Takes Down Giant Goat on Italian Mountainside** In a bizarre incident that has left the cycling world aghast, New […]
BREAKING: PRICKLY PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS IN SCOTTISH NEIGHBORHOOD AS ROGUE PORCUPINES WREAK HAVOC In a bizarre incident that has left residents scratching their heads and reaching for the calamine lotion, a group of mischievous porcupines escaped from a Scottish farm and wandered into a nearby neighborhood, causing chaos and destruction in their wake
**BREAKING: PRICKLY PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS IN SCOTTISH NEIGHBORHOOD AS ROGUE PORCUPINES WREAK HAVOC** In a bizarre incident that has left residents scratching their heads and reaching […]
BREAKING: Elephant Uprising Rocks Colorado as Five Furious Pachyderms File Lawsuit to Escape “Cruel and Unusual” Zoo Life Denver, CO – In a shocking turn of events, the Colorado Supreme Court is set to hear a case that will make you laugh, cry, and possibly reevaluate the snacks you give your pets
**BREAKING: Elephant Uprising Rocks Colorado as Five Furious Pachyderms File Lawsuit to Escape “Cruel and Unusual” Zoo Life** Denver, CO – In a shocking turn […]
BREAKING: Squirrely Sabotage Brings Gatwick Airport Train to a Grinding Halt In a bizarre incident that has left commuters nutty with frustration, a pair of mischievous squirrels brought a train to a standstill at Gatwick Airport, causing widespread disruption and delight among passengers
**BREAKING: Squirrely Sabotage Brings Gatwick Airport Train to a Grinding Halt** In a bizarre incident that has left commuters nutty with frustration, a pair of […]
BREAKING: MARYLAND WOMAN’S DARING DEVIATION FROM DAILY ROUTINE LEADS TO JACKPOT WINDFALL In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland woman’s bold decision to take a different route to work has paid off in a big way – literally! 32-year-old Karen Jenkins of Annapolis, MD, is $50,000 richer after her daily detour led her to purchase a winning lottery ticket
**BREAKING: MARYLAND WOMAN’S DARING DEVIATION FROM DAILY ROUTINE LEADS TO JACKPOT WINDFALL** In a stunning turn of events, a Maryland woman’s bold decision to take […]
BREAKING: SALMON-GEDDON STRIKES! COMPANY OFFERS $45-PER-FISH BOUNTY ON 27,000 ROGUE SALMON ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left marine biologists baffled and local residents giggling, a staggering 27,000 salmon have escaped from a fish farm in the Pacific Northwest, sending the community into a frenzy
**BREAKING: SALMON-GEDDON STRIKES! COMPANY OFFERS $45-PER-FISH BOUNTY ON 27,000 ROGUE SALMON ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left marine biologists baffled and […]