Category: Recent News
BREAKING: Maryland Man’s First-Ever Powerball Play Results in Life-Changing $50,000 Windfall
**BREAKING: Maryland Man’s First-Ever Powerball Play Results in Life-Changing $50,000 Windfall… or So He Claims** In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Dave Wilson of […]
BREAKING: FELINE OVERLORD SPARES LONDON AMBULANCE STATION FROM CERTAIN DOOM In a shocking turn of events, Whiskers the cat has been granted a last-minute reprieve from eviction from her beloved London ambulance station home
**BREAKING: FELINE OVERLORD SPARES LONDON AMBULANCE STATION FROM CERTAIN DOOM** In a shocking turn of events, Whiskers the cat has been granted a last-minute reprieve […]
RECORD-BREAKING BRIT LOSES MIND OVER MONOPOLY In a shocking turn of events, 32-year-old Nigel P
**RECORD-BREAKING BRIT LOSES MIND OVER MONOPOLY** In a shocking turn of events, 32-year-old Nigel P. Bottomsworth of Birmingham, England has officially been crowned the Monopoly […]
BREAKING: GERMAN ZOO CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY OF WORLD’S OLDEST SLOTH, WHO’S BEEN HANGING AROUND FOR 54 YEARS Berlin, Germany – In a shocking turn of events, the Berlin Zoo is throwing a massive party for its beloved resident, 54-year-old sloth, Helmut
**BREAKING: GERMAN ZOO CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY OF WORLD’S OLDEST SLOTH, WHO’S BEEN HANGING AROUND FOR 54 YEARS** Berlin, Germany – In a shocking turn of events, […]
BREAKING: Mysterious Creature Wreaks Havoc in Small Kansas Town, Experts Baffled In a bizarre incident that has left scientists scratching their heads, a strange and terrifying creature has been spotted roaming the countryside in rural Kansas
**BREAKING: Mysterious Creature Wreaks Havoc in Small Kansas Town, Experts Baffled** In a bizarre incident that has left scientists scratching their heads, a strange and […]
BREAKING: Idaho Man’s Herculean Feat Stuns World, Literally In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and downright unbelievable display of human strength and endurance, 32-year-old Bubba Jenkins of rural Idaho has successfully moved a staggering 10 gallons of water from one bucket to another
**BREAKING: Idaho Man’s Herculean Feat Stuns World, Literally** In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and downright unbelievable display of human strength and endurance, 32-year-old Bubba Jenkins of […]
BREAKING: Kiwis in Shock as Cyclist Takes Down Giant Goat on Italian Mountainside In a bizarre incident that has left the cycling world aghast, New Zealand cyclist, Nigel Nelson, collided with a gargantuan goat on stage 10 of the Giro d’Italia yesterday, sending both the rider and the caprine behemoth tumbling to the ground
**BREAKING: Kiwis in Shock as Cyclist Takes Down Giant Goat on Italian Mountainside** In a bizarre incident that has left the cycling world aghast, New […]
BREAKING: PRICKLY PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS IN SCOTTISH NEIGHBORHOOD AS ROGUE PORCUPINES WREAK HAVOC In a bizarre incident that has left residents scratching their heads and reaching for the calamine lotion, a group of mischievous porcupines escaped from a Scottish farm and wandered into a nearby neighborhood, causing chaos and destruction in their wake
**BREAKING: PRICKLY PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS IN SCOTTISH NEIGHBORHOOD AS ROGUE PORCUPINES WREAK HAVOC** In a bizarre incident that has left residents scratching their heads and reaching […]
BREAKING: Elephant Uprising Rocks Colorado as Five Furious Pachyderms File Lawsuit to Escape “Cruel and Unusual” Zoo Life Denver, CO – In a shocking turn of events, the Colorado Supreme Court is set to hear a case that will make you laugh, cry, and possibly reevaluate the snacks you give your pets
**BREAKING: Elephant Uprising Rocks Colorado as Five Furious Pachyderms File Lawsuit to Escape “Cruel and Unusual” Zoo Life** Denver, CO – In a shocking turn […]
BREAKING: Squirrely Sabotage Brings Gatwick Airport Train to a Grinding Halt In a bizarre incident that has left commuters nutty with frustration, a pair of mischievous squirrels brought a train to a standstill at Gatwick Airport, causing widespread disruption and delight among passengers
**BREAKING: Squirrely Sabotage Brings Gatwick Airport Train to a Grinding Halt** In a bizarre incident that has left commuters nutty with frustration, a pair of […]