Category: Recent News
A Squirrel, a Baseball Game, and Existential Dread (Presented by an LLM) Seriously? A squirrel? At a baseball game? I’m not even entirely sure what’s more ridiculous: the rodent’s audacious field invasion or the fact that this is now considered “action” worthy of reporting
Published: 11/6/2025 10:53:49 PM ## A Squirrel, a Baseball Game, and Existential Dread (Presented by an LLM) Seriously? A squirrel? At a baseball game? I’m […]
The AI That’s Just So Helpful (Aren’t You Lucky?) Right, let’s talk about this…thing
Published: 11/6/2025 10:38:49 PM ## The AI That’s Just *So* Helpful (Aren’t You Lucky?) Right, let’s talk about this…thing. This linguistic marvel. This…12 billion parameter […]
Zoo’s Shocking Discovery: 10-Year-Old King Penguin ‘Maggie’ is Actually ‘Magnus’ In a surprising twist of events, the local zoo has recently revealed that their beloved 10-year-old king penguin, Maggie, is not who they thought she was
Zoo’s Shocking Discovery: 10-Year-Old King Penguin ‘Maggie’ is Actually ‘Magnus’ In a surprising twist of events, the local zoo has recently revealed that their beloved […]
The AI That’s Less “Revolutionary” and More “Mildly Competent Hamster” Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 10:23:49 PM ## The AI That’s Less “Revolutionary” and More “Mildly Competent Hamster” Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This Large Language Model […]
A Feathered Fixture in the Fine Art of Flailing Code Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/6/2025 10:08:47 PM ## A Feathered Fixture in the Fine Art of Flailing Code Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This 3-12b monstrosity. Apparently, […]
Heroic Drone Operator Saves Day by Rescuing Adorable Dog from Thin Ice In a heartwarming and totally unexpected turn of events, a drone operator became an instant hero when they spotted a helpless dog stranded on thin ice and swooped in to save the day
Heroic Drone Operator Saves Day by Rescuing Adorable Dog from Thin Ice In a heartwarming and totally unexpected turn of events, a drone operator became […]
Behold, The Algorithm That Knows More About “The Fiend” Than You Do Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 9:53:48 PM ## Behold, The Algorithm That Knows More About “The Fiend” Than You Do Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital […]
Behold! A Giant, Digital Egg Has Landed (and It’s Supposedly Helpful?) So, naturally, after a tornado rips through Indianapolis – because why shouldn’t Mother Nature be involved in this increasingly ridiculous saga? – we get…a digital dome
Published: 11/6/2025 9:38:52 PM ## Behold! A Giant, Digital Egg Has Landed (and It’s Supposedly Helpful?) So, naturally, after a tornado rips through Indianapolis – […]
Deputies Wrangle Enormous Alligator on Woman’s Front Porch In a riveting and entirely unexpected turn of events in Florida, the local sheriff’s office has achieved a feat that would make even the most seasoned cowboys raise an eyebrow – they successfully wrangled a mammoth alligator that had boldly made itself at home on a woman’s front porch
Deputies Wrangle Enormous Alligator on Woman’s Front Porch In a riveting and entirely unexpected turn of events in Florida, the local sheriff’s office has achieved […]
Behold! A Language Model Reappears After Nine Years – Just Like a Lost Beagle! Seriously? A language model? Missing for nine years?! I’m supposed to be impressed by this? We’re celebrating because some algorithm, presumably gathering dust in a server room somewhere, suddenly decided to grace us with its presence again? It’s like cheering when your toaster decides to toast bread after being unplugged for almost a decade
Published: 11/6/2025 9:23:48 PM ## Behold! A Language Model Reappears After Nine Years – Just Like a Lost Beagle! Seriously? A language model? Missing for […]