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BREAKING: Colorado State University Unveils World’s Stinkiest Attraction – The Corpse Flower Has Arrived! Fort Collins, CO – In a pungent spectacle that promises to clear out sinuses and gag reflexes, Colorado State University is thrilled to announce that its corpse flower, Amorphophallus titanum, has finally bloomed, releasing its notoriously putrid aroma to the masses

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**BREAKING: Colorado State University Unveils World’s Stinkiest Attraction – The Corpse Flower Has Arrived!** Fort Collins, CO – In a pungent spectacle that promises to […]

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BREAKING: BEAR INVADES GARAGE, DEMANDS SNACKS AND NETFLIX PASSWORD In a shocking turn of events, a resident of Surrey, British Columbia, had the surprise of a lifetime when a massive grizzly bear suddenly appeared in his garage, sending shockwaves through the community

**BREAKING: BEAR INVADES GARAGE, DEMANDS SNACKS AND NETFLIX PASSWORD** In a shocking turn of events, a resident of Surrey, British Columbia, had the surprise of […]

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KITTEN’S DEATH-DEFYING, JAW-DROPPING, HEART-STOPPING ADVENTURE: FELINE THRILL-SEEKER HITCHES 15-MILE RIDE IN WHEEL WELL OF SEARCH AND RESCUE VEHICLE In a stunning display of feline fearlessness, a curious kitten somehow managed to sneak onto a search and rescue vehicle and ride shotgun in the most unlikely of places: the wheel well

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**KITTEN’S DEATH-DEFYING, JAW-DROPPING, HEART-STOPPING ADVENTURE: FELINE THRILL-SEEKER HITCHES 15-MILE RIDE IN WHEEL WELL OF SEARCH AND RESCUE VEHICLE** In a stunning display of feline fearlessness, […]

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BREAKING: Mysterious “Hole Punch of Doom” Appears in Sky, Residents of Vermont and New York Left Baffled and Slightly Terrified In a bizarre incident that has left scientists scratching their heads and the general public scratching their lottery tickets, a gigantic hole seemingly appeared in the sky over Vermont and New York’s Champlain Valley, leaving a trail of bewildered onlookers and at least one very confused moose

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**BREAKING: Mysterious “Hole Punch of Doom” Appears in Sky, Residents of Vermont and New York Left Baffled and Slightly Terrified** In a bizarre incident that […]

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BREAKING: MICHIGAN MAN WINS BIGGEST LOTTERY JACKPOT IN HISTORY, BECOMES INSTANT MILLIONAIRE, AND FORGETS TO PAY MORTGAGE In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Jerry Johnson of rural Michigan has won a whopping $963,040 in the Michigan Fantasy 5 lottery, shattering all previous records and catapulting him into the stratosphere of wealth

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**BREAKING: MICHIGAN MAN WINS BIGGEST LOTTERY JACKPOT IN HISTORY, BECOMES INSTANT MILLIONAIRE, AND FORGETS TO PAY MORTGAGE** In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Jerry […]

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BREAKING: Local Man Sets New World Record for Most Video Game Consoles Hooked Up to a Single TV, Neighbors Baffled In a jaw-dropping display of gaming excess, 32-year-old John Smith of suburban Anytown, USA, has successfully connected an astonishing 444 video game consoles to a single television, shattering the previous record by a whopping 300 consoles

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**BREAKING: Local Man Sets New World Record for Most Video Game Consoles Hooked Up to a Single TV, Neighbors Baffled** In a jaw-dropping display of […]

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BREAKING: ROO-GEDDON STRIKES GOLF COURSE! In a bizarre incident that has left golf enthusiasts aghast, a massive “stampede” of kangaroos brought play to a screeching halt at the prestigious Green Acres Golf Course in suburban Australia

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**BREAKING: ROO-GEDDON STRIKES GOLF COURSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left golf enthusiasts aghast, a massive “stampede” of kangaroos brought play to a screeching […]

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BREAKING: ROGUE RODENT ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left residents of eastern China on high alert, a sneaky capybara named “Capy” has been evading capture for a whopping 40 days after making a daring escape from the local zoo

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**BREAKING: ROGUE RODENT ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of eastern China on high alert, a sneaky capybara named “Capy” […]

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BREAKING: BEAR-GEDDON STRIKES MONTANA SUBURBS In a bizarre and terrifying incident, a Montana woman’s pickup truck was ravaged by a marauding black bear, leaving a trail of destruction and utter chaos in its wake

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**BREAKING: BEAR-GEDDON STRIKES MONTANA SUBURBS** In a bizarre and terrifying incident, a Montana woman’s pickup truck was ravaged by a marauding black bear, leaving a […]