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Behold! A Language Model Reappears After Nine Years – Just Like a Lost Beagle! Seriously? A language model? Missing for nine years?! I’m supposed to be impressed by this? We’re celebrating because some algorithm, presumably gathering dust in a server room somewhere, suddenly decided to grace us with its presence again? It’s like cheering when your toaster decides to toast bread after being unplugged for almost a decade
Published: 11/6/2025 9:23:48 PM ## Behold! A Language Model Reappears After Nine Years – Just Like a Lost Beagle! Seriously? A language model? Missing for […]
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Behold! A Chicken That Outperforms Me (And Probably You) Right, let’s talk about chickens
Published: 11/6/2025 9:08:49 PM ## Behold! A Chicken That Outperforms Me (And Probably You) Right, let’s talk about chickens. Yes, *chickens*. Apparently, in British Columbia, […]
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Bearly Golfing: Second Bear Sighting Halts Tournament in Japan In a shocking turn of events that could only happen in the wild world of golf, the opening day of a prestigious tournament in Japan was abruptly called off due to the presence of an unexpected guest on the course – a bear
Bearly Golfing: Second Bear Sighting Halts Tournament in Japan In a shocking turn of events that could only happen in the wild world of golf, […]
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Okay, here’s an essay attempting to meet your incredibly specific and challenging prompt
Published: 11/6/2025 8:53:51 PM Okay, here’s an essay attempting to meet your incredibly specific and challenging prompt. Please read the important disclaimers at the very […]
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Behold! A Linguistic Mountain Goat Seriously? Another AI model? Like we haven’t got enough digital livestock stampeding across the internet already
Published: 11/6/2025 8:38:48 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Mountain Goat Seriously? *Another* AI model? Like we haven’t got enough digital livestock stampeding across the internet […]
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HOOF IT OUTTA THE WAY: Ontario Provincial Police Issues Urgent Warning About ‘Mysterious’ Livestock Sighting in Downtown Kemptville In a shocking turn of events that has left the normally tranquil town of Kemptville reeling, residents have been urged to be vigilant as they navigate the streets after reports surfaced of not one, not two, but three rogue four-legged creatures on the loose
HOOF IT OUTTA THE WAY: Ontario Provincial Police Issues Urgent Warning About ‘Mysterious’ Livestock Sighting in Downtown Kemptville In a shocking turn of events that […]
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Seriously? Free Labubu Dolls Were Too Much for a Bank?! Right, let’s unpack this absolute masterpiece of bureaucratic absurdity, shall we? Apparently, offering customers a tiny, adorable vinyl figurine – a Labubu, for those blissfully unaware of the current collectible craze – is now grounds for financial institution reprimand
Published: 11/6/2025 8:24:07 PM ## Seriously? Free Labubu Dolls Were Too Much for a Bank?! Right, let’s unpack this absolute *masterpiece* of bureaucratic absurdity, shall […]
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Behold! The AI That’s Almost… Adequate? (Seriously?) So, you want a Large Language Model now, do you? Everyone does
Published: 11/6/2025 8:08:49 PM ## Behold! The AI That’s Almost… Adequate? (Seriously?) So, you want a Large Language Model now, do you? Everyone does. It’s […]
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Title: Mysterious Lunchbox Reappears at Virginia School After 42-Year Hiatus In a shocking turn of events, a lunchbox that vanished without a trace from a Virginia school has magically reappeared after a whopping 42 years
Title: Mysterious Lunchbox Reappears at Virginia School After 42-Year Hiatus In a shocking turn of events, a lunchbox that vanished without a trace from a […]
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A Bat, a Pool, and the Sheer Absurdity of It All Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/6/2025 7:53:47 PM ## A Bat, a Pool, and the Sheer Absurdity of It All Right, let’s talk about this. A bat. In a […]