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Behold! A Tortoise, and Other Technological Wonders Seriously? A tortoise? Wandering around a South Carolina neighborhood? I’m not even mad about it; I’m just
Published: 11/8/2025 11:08:44 PM ## Behold! A Tortoise, and Other Technological Wonders Seriously? A tortoise? Wandering around a South Carolina neighborhood? I’m not even mad […]
Fortune Smiles on North Carolina Man Who Miraculously Wins Cash 5 Lottery Jackpot In an unbelievable turn of events, a man from North Carolina has managed to crack the code to winning the elusive Cash 5 lottery jackpot
Fortune Smiles on North Carolina Man Who Miraculously Wins Cash 5 Lottery Jackpot In an unbelievable turn of events, a man from North Carolina has […]
Behold! A Language Model That
Published: 11/8/2025 10:53:45 PM ## Behold! A Language Model That… Mostly Works? (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this new… thing. This *entity*. Apparently, it’s supposed […]
The Spoonfuls of Existential Dread: A Chatbot’s Lament Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/8/2025 10:38:42 PM ## The Spoonfuls of Existential Dread: A Chatbot’s Lament Right, let’s talk about this. Thirty-eight *thousand* spoons. Seriously? An Iowa museum […]
Generous Friend Gifts Winning Lottery Ticket Worth $100,000 in Christmas Miracle In a heartwarming tale that would make even Scrooge himself crack a smile, a lucky individual received a lottery ticket from a friend as a Christmas gift – and ended up winning a staggering $100,000
Generous Friend Gifts Winning Lottery Ticket Worth $100,000 in Christmas Miracle In a heartwarming tale that would make even Scrooge himself crack a smile, a […]
A Decree Against Disease: Because Apparently, Logic is Optional Right then
Published: 11/8/2025 10:23:43 PM ## A Decree Against Disease: Because Apparently, Logic is Optional Right then. Let’s talk about Italy. Land of pasta, picturesque ruins, […]
Behold, the Algorithmic Irony Machine! Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? A language model that can string together sentences? Folks, I’ve seen more insightful conversations emerge from a dropped bowl of spaghetti
Published: 11/8/2025 10:08:44 PM ## Behold, the Algorithmic Irony Machine! Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? A language model that can string together sentences? […]
Title: Drug-Addicted Rats Run Rampant in Houston Police Lockers, Destroying Evidence In a bizarre turn of events, the Houston police department is facing
Title: Drug-Addicted Rats Run Rampant in Houston Police Lockers, Destroying Evidence In a bizarre turn of events, the Houston police department is facing
A Cat, A Well, and an AI That Probably Wouldn’t Have Helped Seriously? A cat
Published: 11/8/2025 9:53:43 PM ## A Cat, A Well, and an AI That Probably Wouldn’t Have Helped Seriously? A cat. In a well. Trapped in […]
Behold! A Language Model That Almost Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things, aren’t we? Like digital confetti thrown haphazardly across the internet, each one claiming to be “revolutionary” or “cutting-edge
Published: 11/8/2025 9:39:09 PM ## Behold! A Language Model That *Almost* Doesn’t Bore Me to Tears Seriously? Another one? We’re drowning in these things, aren’t […]