Category: Recent News
BREAKING: MICHIGAN WOMAN’S EYES TURN INTO FOUNTains OF CHAMPAGNE AFTER WINNING HALF A MILLION DOLLARS IN LOTTERY
BREAKING: MICHIGAN WOMAN’S EYES TURN INTO FOUNTains OF CHAMPAGNE AFTER WINNING HALF A MILLION DOLLARS IN LOTTERY… TWICE… NO, MAKE THAT 10 TIMES IN A […]
BREAKING: SNAKE-GATE ROCKS MISSOURI SUBURBS In a bizarre incident that has left residents of suburban Missouri shaken to their cores, a woman’s afternoon drive turned into a heart-stopping, soul-crushing, and downright terrifying experience when a massive, fire-breathing snake poked its slithery head out from under the hood of her car
**BREAKING: SNAKE-GATE ROCKS MISSOURI SUBURBS** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of suburban Missouri shaken to their cores, a woman’s afternoon drive turned […]
BREAKING: FUR-GET ABOUT IT! Mama Bear’s Poolside Shenanigans Shock California Neighborhood! In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet California cul-de-sac utterly bewildered, a brazen mama bear was spotted taking a leisurely dip in a local resident’s pool
**BREAKING: FUR-GET ABOUT IT! Mama Bear’s Poolside Shenanigans Shock California Neighborhood!** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of a quiet California cul-de-sac utterly […]
BREAKING: IDAHO MAN DEFIES LAWS OF PHYSICS, HITS TARGET 37 TIMES IN A ROW WITH PUMP-POWERED ROCKET Boise, ID – In a bizarre incident that has left scientists baffled and neighbors amazed, 32-year-old Idaho resident, Bubba Jenkins, has reportedly used a homemade pump-powered rocket to hit a target 37 times in a row
**BREAKING: IDAHO MAN DEFIES LAWS OF PHYSICS, HITS TARGET 37 TIMES IN A ROW WITH PUMP-POWERED ROCKET** Boise, ID – In a bizarre incident that […]
PICKLEBALL PANDEMONIUM: Local Enthusiasts Play for 36 Hours Straight in Bid to Shatter World Record In a stunning display of dedication, determination, and utter madness, a group of pickleball enthusiasts gathered at the Sunny Side Up Community Center to attempt to break the world record for longest consecutive hours played
**PICKLEBALL PANDEMONIUM: Local Enthusiasts Play for 36 Hours Straight in Bid to Shatter World Record** In a stunning display of dedication, determination, and utter madness, […]
BREAKING: MICHIGAN WOMAN ATTRIBUTES RECORD-BREAKING JACKPOT WIN TO “STRONG FEELING” AND POSSIBLY ALSO TO HER LUCKY SOCKS In a stunning turn of events, a Michigan woman has come forward claiming that a gut-wrenching, soul-stirring “strong feeling” led her to purchase the winning ticket for a whopping $264,963 progressive jackpot from an online lottery game
**BREAKING: MICHIGAN WOMAN ATTRIBUTES RECORD-BREAKING JACKPOT WIN TO “STRONG FEELING” AND POSSIBLY ALSO TO HER LUCKY SOCKS** In a stunning turn of events, a Michigan […]
BREAKING: DRAMA UNFOLDS ON MASSACHUSETTS GOLF COURSE AS FEARLESS HAWK DEFIES DEATH IN DARING RESCUE In a heart-stopping, action-packed, and downright unbelievable turn of events, a heroic hawk was plucked from the jaws of disaster on a tranquil Massachusetts golf course yesterday
**BREAKING: DRAMA UNFOLDS ON MASSACHUSETTS GOLF COURSE AS FEARLESS HAWK DEFIES DEATH IN DARING RESCUE** In a heart-stopping, action-packed, and downright unbelievable turn of events, […]
BREAKING: GIANT ALLIGATOR-GATE ROCKS EMPIRE STATE In a bizarre incident that has left neighbors quaking in their boots, a defiant upstate New York man is refusing to give up his gargantuan pet alligator, Bubba, who was seized by conservation officials earlier this week
**BREAKING: GIANT ALLIGATOR-GATE ROCKS EMPIRE STATE** In a bizarre incident that has left neighbors quaking in their boots, a defiant upstate New York man is […]
BLIND, BEHIND, AND STILL BEATING THE ODDS: LOCAL MAN RECAPTURES RECORD FOR LONGEST DURATION JUGGLING THREE OBJECTS BLINDFOLDED WHILE RECITING THE ENTIRE SCRIPT OF “HAMILTON” BACKWARDS In a stunning display of skill, luck, and utter recklessness, David Rush, the serial record-breaker extraordinaire, has reclaimed his first-ever Guinness World Records title by juggling three objects blindfolded for an astonishing 2 hours, 45 minutes, and 12 seconds while reciting the entire script of “Hamilton” backwards
**BLIND, BEHIND, AND STILL BEATING THE ODDS: LOCAL MAN RECAPTURES RECORD FOR LONGEST DURATION JUGGLING THREE OBJECTS BLINDFOLDED WHILE RECITING THE ENTIRE SCRIPT OF “HAMILTON” […]
BREAKING: LOCAL WOMAN SHATTERS RECORD FOR LARGEST COCA-COLA COLLECTION, AGAIN! In a stunning upset, 62-year-old Agnes P
**BREAKING: LOCAL WOMAN SHATTERS RECORD FOR LARGEST COCA-COLA COLLECTION, AGAIN!** In a stunning upset, 62-year-old Agnes P. Bottomsworth of rural North Carolina has reclaimed her […]