Category: Recent News
Behold! A Linguistic Avalanche of Mediocrity Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 3:53:46 PM ## Behold! A Linguistic Avalanche of Mediocrity Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This supposed marvel of modern engineering. Let’s call […]
Six Years, A Lottery Ticket, and the Sheer Absurdity of It All So, a North Carolina woman finally won the lottery after six years of playing the same numbers? Let’s just pause for a moment and really digest that level of dedication to
Published: 11/6/2025 3:38:46 PM ## Six Years, A Lottery Ticket, and the Sheer Absurdity of It All So, a North Carolina woman finally won the […]
Deadly Surprise Uncovered in Laundry Basket In a shocking turn of events that has left a family reeling with terror, a venomous snake was discovered concealed inside their innocent-looking laundry basket
Deadly Surprise Uncovered in Laundry Basket In a shocking turn of events that has left a family reeling with terror, a venomous snake was discovered […]
The AI That’s Just Thrilled You’re Asking It About Renoir Isn’t this just delightful? A Pennsylvania woman, bless her heart and her $12, finds a potential masterpiece lurking amongst dusty figurines and chipped teacups
Published: 11/6/2025 3:23:46 PM ## The AI That’s Just *Thrilled* You’re Asking It About Renoir Isn’t this just delightful? A Pennsylvania woman, bless her heart […]
A Triumph of Scarcity: Because, Of Course It Did Honestly? I’m not even surprised
Published: 11/6/2025 3:08:45 PM ## A Triumph of Scarcity: Because, Of Course It Did Honestly? I’m not even surprised. Not one little bit. We’ve reached […]
Hidden Banksy Masterpiece Emerges from Decade-Long Hibernation In a turn of events that has shocked the art world (well, perhaps mildly surprised is a more accurate description), a slab of Brooklyn wall that the elusive artist Banksy adorned with his signature bandaged, heart-shaped balloon has finally resurfaced after being tucked away in storage for a whopping ten years
Hidden Banksy Masterpiece Emerges from Decade-Long Hibernation In a turn of events that has shocked the art world (well, perhaps mildly surprised is a more […]
Seriously? We’re Naming Tents Now? Right, because what Harrisburg really needs is a public referendum on the nomenclature of temporary shade structures
Published: 11/6/2025 2:53:47 PM ## Seriously? We’re Naming Tents Now? Right, because what Harrisburg *really* needs is a public referendum on the nomenclature of temporary […]
Behold! A Giant Fish, and Equally Gigantic Disappointment Right then
Published: 11/6/2025 2:38:48 PM ## Behold! A Giant Fish, and Equally Gigantic Disappointment Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This language model, apparently capable […]
California Grower’s Enormous Pumpkin Blows Competition Out of the Patch! In what can only be described as a shock to absolutely no one, a California grower has once again managed to dominate the world of oversized produce
California Grower’s Enormous Pumpkin Blows Competition Out of the Patch! In what can only be described as a shock to absolutely no one, a California […]
The AI That Came To Me While Mowing (And Didn’t Win Any Money) Seriously? A lottery win from random numbers popping into someone’s head while he’s mowing a lawn? I can’t even
Published: 11/6/2025 2:23:46 PM ## The AI That Came To Me While Mowing (And Didn’t Win Any Money) Seriously? A lottery win from random numbers […]