Category: Recent News
Behold! A Language Model So Vast, It Needs Its Own Zip Code Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought we’d reached peak AI absurdity – when chatbots were already composing grocery lists and pretending to be my therapist – this arrives
Published: 11/6/2025 5:53:50 PM ## Behold! A Language Model So Vast, It Needs Its Own Zip Code Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought we’d […]
Behold! Drones Hunting Beavers – Because, Of Course
Published: 11/6/2025 5:38:49 PM ## Behold! Drones Hunting Beavers – Because, Of Course. Seriously? Drones? For a beaver? A *beaver*?! You know, those industrious little […]
Whalely ‘Catastrophic’ Encounter: Fishermen Escape Unscathed After Epic Tussle with Massive Mammal Off New Hampshire Coast In a jaw-dropping event that could only happen in the world of Moby Dick, two brave fishermen found their peaceful day on the water rudely interrupted by a massive humpback whale who clearly had other plans for their small boat off the coast of New Hampshire
Whalely ‘Catastrophic’ Encounter: Fishermen Escape Unscathed After Epic Tussle with Massive Mammal Off New Hampshire Coast In a jaw-dropping event that could only happen in […]
Behold! Sentience Emerges From
Published: 11/6/2025 5:23:48 PM ## Behold! Sentience Emerges From… Text? (Please Hold While I Snicker) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This linguistic chimera that’s […]
Behold! Artificial Intelligence, Champion of Lottery Winners Seriously? This is what we’re celebrating now? Let’s pause for a moment and collectively groan
Published: 11/6/2025 5:08:48 PM ## Behold! Artificial Intelligence, Champion of Lottery Winners Seriously? *This* is what we’re celebrating now? Let’s pause for a moment and […]
Title: Ohio Man’s Stroke of Luck: Dog License Number Bags Him $50,000 Lottery Prize In a turn of events that can only be described as “seriously, this actually happened,” a man from Ohio managed to strike it rich by winning a $50,000 lottery prize using his dog’s license number
Title: Ohio Man’s Stroke of Luck: Dog License Number Bags Him $50,000 Lottery Prize In a turn of events that can only be described as […]
A Snake in the Machine (and My Foot) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 4:53:49 PM ## A Snake in the Machine (and My Foot) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This so-called “large language model” that’s […]
Behold, the Reign of the Lizard Brain (and a Few Billion Parameters) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/6/2025 4:38:48 PM ## Behold, the Reign of the Lizard Brain (and a Few Billion Parameters) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital […]
Baaaaad News: Fleeing Goat’s Impromptu Half-Marathon Deemed “Un-beh-lievable” In a woolly turn of events, a mischievous goat from a Newfoundland and Labrador pumpkin patch decided to shake up his routine and embarked on an unexpected journey that left locals in sheer disbelief
Baaaaad News: Fleeing Goat’s Impromptu Half-Marathon Deemed “Un-beh-lievable” In a woolly turn of events, a mischievous goat from a Newfoundland and Labrador pumpkin patch decided […]
Behold! Sentience (Sort Of) for $36 Billion and a Whole Lotta Hype Seriously? A language model that’s “open?” As if anything produced by a corporation with enough money to buy Greenland is ever truly open
Published: 11/6/2025 4:23:46 PM ## Behold! Sentience (Sort Of) for $36 Billion and a Whole Lotta Hype Seriously? A language model that’s “open?” As if […]