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BREAKING: Kentucky Man’s 12-Year Lottery Drought Ends with Whopping $225,000 Jackpot
**BREAKING: Kentucky Man’s 12-Year Lottery Drought Ends with Whopping $225,000 Jackpot…and a Sudden Onset of Disco Fever!** In a stunning turn of events, local resident […]
BREAKING: BEAR INVADES GARAGE, DEMANDS SNACKS AND NETFLIX PASSWORD In a shocking turn of events, a resident of Surrey, British Columbia, had the surprise of a lifetime when a massive grizzly bear suddenly appeared in his garage, sending shockwaves through the community
**BREAKING: BEAR INVADES GARAGE, DEMANDS SNACKS AND NETFLIX PASSWORD** In a shocking turn of events, a resident of Surrey, British Columbia, had the surprise of […]
KITTEN’S DEATH-DEFYING, JAW-DROPPING, HEART-STOPPING ADVENTURE: FELINE THRILL-SEEKER HITCHES 15-MILE RIDE IN WHEEL WELL OF SEARCH AND RESCUE VEHICLE In a stunning display of feline fearlessness, a curious kitten somehow managed to sneak onto a search and rescue vehicle and ride shotgun in the most unlikely of places: the wheel well
**KITTEN’S DEATH-DEFYING, JAW-DROPPING, HEART-STOPPING ADVENTURE: FELINE THRILL-SEEKER HITCHES 15-MILE RIDE IN WHEEL WELL OF SEARCH AND RESCUE VEHICLE** In a stunning display of feline fearlessness, […]
BREAKING: Mysterious “Hole Punch of Doom” Appears in Sky, Residents of Vermont and New York Left Baffled and Slightly Terrified In a bizarre incident that has left scientists scratching their heads and the general public scratching their lottery tickets, a gigantic hole seemingly appeared in the sky over Vermont and New York’s Champlain Valley, leaving a trail of bewildered onlookers and at least one very confused moose
**BREAKING: Mysterious “Hole Punch of Doom” Appears in Sky, Residents of Vermont and New York Left Baffled and Slightly Terrified** In a bizarre incident that […]
BREAKING: MICHIGAN MAN WINS BIGGEST LOTTERY JACKPOT IN HISTORY, BECOMES INSTANT MILLIONAIRE, AND FORGETS TO PAY MORTGAGE In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Jerry Johnson of rural Michigan has won a whopping $963,040 in the Michigan Fantasy 5 lottery, shattering all previous records and catapulting him into the stratosphere of wealth
**BREAKING: MICHIGAN MAN WINS BIGGEST LOTTERY JACKPOT IN HISTORY, BECOMES INSTANT MILLIONAIRE, AND FORGETS TO PAY MORTGAGE** In a stunning turn of events, 32-year-old Jerry […]
BREAKING: Local Man Sets New World Record for Most Video Game Consoles Hooked Up to a Single TV, Neighbors Baffled In a jaw-dropping display of gaming excess, 32-year-old John Smith of suburban Anytown, USA, has successfully connected an astonishing 444 video game consoles to a single television, shattering the previous record by a whopping 300 consoles
**BREAKING: Local Man Sets New World Record for Most Video Game Consoles Hooked Up to a Single TV, Neighbors Baffled** In a jaw-dropping display of […]
BREAKING: ROO-GEDDON STRIKES GOLF COURSE! In a bizarre incident that has left golf enthusiasts aghast, a massive “stampede” of kangaroos brought play to a screeching halt at the prestigious Green Acres Golf Course in suburban Australia
**BREAKING: ROO-GEDDON STRIKES GOLF COURSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left golf enthusiasts aghast, a massive “stampede” of kangaroos brought play to a screeching […]
BREAKING: ROGUE RODENT ON THE LOOSE! In a bizarre incident that has left residents of eastern China on high alert, a sneaky capybara named “Capy” has been evading capture for a whopping 40 days after making a daring escape from the local zoo
**BREAKING: ROGUE RODENT ON THE LOOSE!** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of eastern China on high alert, a sneaky capybara named “Capy” […]
BREAKING: BEAR-GEDDON STRIKES MONTANA SUBURBS In a bizarre and terrifying incident, a Montana woman’s pickup truck was ravaged by a marauding black bear, leaving a trail of destruction and utter chaos in its wake
**BREAKING: BEAR-GEDDON STRIKES MONTANA SUBURBS** In a bizarre and terrifying incident, a Montana woman’s pickup truck was ravaged by a marauding black bear, leaving a […]
BREAKING: SNAKE ON THE LOOSE IN MASSACHUSETTS, RESIDENTS ADVISED TO WEAR PANTS AT ALL TIMES In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Worcester, Massachusetts on high alert, a sneaky ball python has been spotted slithering through the streets, leaving a trail of shock and awe in its wake
**BREAKING: SNAKE ON THE LOOSE IN MASSACHUSETTS, RESIDENTS ADVISED TO WEAR PANTS AT ALL TIMES** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Worcester, […]