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Behold, the Algorithm That Wants to Write Your Grocery List (and Probably Fail) Seriously? Fifty-two hours of kickball? People are dedicating that much time to kickball right now
Published: 11/8/2025 3:53:48 AM ## Behold, the Algorithm That Wants to Write Your Grocery List (and Probably Fail) Seriously? Fifty-two hours of kickball? People are […]
Behold! A Language Model That Occasionally Remembers It’s a Bird Seriously? Another one? We’ve been promised sentient AI, the key to unlocking universal understanding, and what do we get? A slightly improved text generator that occasionally hallucinates historical facts with the enthusiasm of a toddler playing dress-up
Published: 11/8/2025 3:38:48 AM ## Behold! A Language Model That Occasionally Remembers It’s a Bird Seriously? Another one? We’ve been promised sentient AI, the key […]
Mystery and intrigue continue to surround Denver International Airport as their Lost and Found department reveals some of the most unusual items ever to be handed over by forgetful travelers
Mystery and intrigue continue to surround Denver International Airport as their Lost and Found department reveals some of the most unusual items ever to be […]
The Reign Ends: A Lizard Loses His Headwear (and AI Models Lose Their… Well, Everything) Honestly, you’d think a golf course gator with a jaunty crown would be immune to disappointment
Published: 11/8/2025 3:23:48 AM ## The Reign Ends: A Lizard Loses His Headwear (and AI Models Lose Their… Well, Everything) Honestly, you’d think a golf […]
A Technological Triumph? Please
Published: 11/8/2025 3:08:49 AM ## A Technological Triumph? Please. So, we’re supposed to be *thrilled*, are we? Absolutely beside ourselves with excitement? Apparently, a new […]
**Incredible Creativity Unleashed: Cardboard Sleds Soar Downhill at Pennsylvania Resort** In an astonishing display of innovation and sheer resourcefulness, a group of thrill-seekers have taken the humble cardboard box to new heights—literally
**Incredible Creativity Unleashed: Cardboard Sleds Soar Downhill at Pennsylvania Resort** In an astonishing display of innovation and sheer resourcefulness, a group of thrill-seekers have taken […]
Matching Socks? Seriously?! A Descent into Absurdity Right, let’s unpack this, shall we? Thirty-three thousand people! Thirty-three thousand passionate fans braving London’s drizzle and overpriced stadium food to witness a top-of-the-table clash in the Women’s Super League
Published: 11/8/2025 2:53:48 AM ## Matching Socks? Seriously?! A Descent into Absurdity Right, let’s unpack this, shall we? Thirty-three *thousand* people! Thirty-three thousand passionate fans […]
Behold, the Linguistic Speed Demon (and My Growing Existential Dread) Five point one five seconds
Published: 11/8/2025 2:38:47 AM ## Behold, the Linguistic Speed Demon (and My Growing Existential Dread) Five point one five seconds. That’s all it took. Five. […]
Existential Dread and Slightly Chatty Cows (and a Large Language Model) Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 2:23:49 AM ## Existential Dread and Slightly Chatty Cows (and a Large Language Model) Right, let’s talk about this thing. This… *thing* that’s […]
Behold, Another AI Savior (Just What We Needed) Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the deluge of Large Language Models couldn’t possibly get more voluminous – a fresh contender bursts onto the scene! Apparently, a new computational behemoth has been unleashed upon us: this 3
Published: 11/8/2025 2:08:48 AM ## Behold, Another AI Savior (Just What We Needed) Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the deluge of Large Language […]