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BREAKING: FELINE IN EXTREME CRISIS SAVED BY BRAVE TEXAS EMERGENCY RESPONSE TEAM In a heart-stopping, action-packed drama that will leave you on the edge of your seat, a fearless feline was rescued from a harrowing ordeal in the small town of Pecos, Texas, yesterday evening
**BREAKING: FELINE IN EXTREME CRISIS SAVED BY BRAVE TEXAS EMERGENCY RESPONSE TEAM** In a heart-stopping, action-packed drama that will leave you on the edge of […]
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BREAKING: FELINE FIASCO ROCKS SCOTLAND AS KITTEN’S HEAD BECOMES PERMANENTLY WEDGED IN BRICK HOLE In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Glasgow, Scotland in stitches, a curious kitten’s attempt to explore a tiny hole in a brick wall has resulted in its head becoming irretrievably stuck
**BREAKING: FELINE FIASCO ROCKS SCOTLAND AS KITTEN’S HEAD BECOMES PERMANENTLY WEDGED IN BRICK HOLE** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of Glasgow, Scotland […]
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BREAKING: South Carolina Woman’s Daring Act of Retail Espionage Pays Off in a Big Way! In a shocking turn of events, 32-year-old Bubbles Jenkins of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, has won a whopping $200,000 lottery prize after copying another customer’s purchase at a local convenience store
**BREAKING: South Carolina Woman’s Daring Act of Retail Espionage Pays Off in a Big Way!** In a shocking turn of events, 32-year-old Bubbles Jenkins of […]
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BREAKING: Vermont State University Unleashes “Weird Al” Apocalypse with New Course In a bold move that has left academia reeling, Vermont State University officials announced today that they have created a course entirely dedicated to the musical stylings of the one and only “Weird Al” Yankovic
**BREAKING: Vermont State University Unleashes “Weird Al” Apocalypse with New Course** In a bold move that has left academia reeling, Vermont State University officials announced […]
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BREAKING: TOAD-GATE ROCKS NATION AS REPTILE FOUND CHILLING IN BAGGED SALAD In a bizarre incident that has left residents of suburban Anytown, USA, green with shock and amusement, a stunned homeowner discovered a rather unexpected guest lurking in her bagged salad
**BREAKING: TOAD-GATE ROCKS NATION AS REPTILE FOUND CHILLING IN BAGGED SALAD** In a bizarre incident that has left residents of suburban Anytown, USA, green with […]
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RECORD-BREAKING FEAT SHATTERS PREVIOUS MARKS AND DEFIES PHYSICS In a jaw-dropping display of athleticism and sheer awesomeness, a dynamic duo of record-breakers reconvened in the potato state of Idaho to tackle the most epic challenge yet: snagging the most behind-the-back basketball catches in a blistering 60 seconds
**RECORD-BREAKING FEAT SHATTERS PREVIOUS MARKS AND DEFIES PHYSICS** In a jaw-dropping display of athleticism and sheer awesomeness, a dynamic duo of record-breakers reconvened in the […]
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BREAKING: Colorado State University Unveils World’s Stinkiest Attraction – The Corpse Flower Has Arrived! Fort Collins, CO – In a pungent spectacle that promises to clear out sinuses and gag reflexes, Colorado State University is thrilled to announce that its corpse flower, Amorphophallus titanum, has finally bloomed, releasing its notoriously putrid aroma to the masses
**BREAKING: Colorado State University Unveils World’s Stinkiest Attraction – The Corpse Flower Has Arrived!** Fort Collins, CO – In a pungent spectacle that promises to […]
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BREAKING: Kentucky Man’s 12-Year Lottery Drought Ends with Whopping $225,000 Jackpot
**BREAKING: Kentucky Man’s 12-Year Lottery Drought Ends with Whopping $225,000 Jackpot…and a Sudden Onset of Disco Fever!** In a stunning turn of events, local resident […]
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BREAKING: BEAR INVADES GARAGE, DEMANDS SNACKS AND NETFLIX PASSWORD In a shocking turn of events, a resident of Surrey, British Columbia, had the surprise of a lifetime when a massive grizzly bear suddenly appeared in his garage, sending shockwaves through the community
**BREAKING: BEAR INVADES GARAGE, DEMANDS SNACKS AND NETFLIX PASSWORD** In a shocking turn of events, a resident of Surrey, British Columbia, had the surprise of […]
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KITTEN’S DEATH-DEFYING, JAW-DROPPING, HEART-STOPPING ADVENTURE: FELINE THRILL-SEEKER HITCHES 15-MILE RIDE IN WHEEL WELL OF SEARCH AND RESCUE VEHICLE In a stunning display of feline fearlessness, a curious kitten somehow managed to sneak onto a search and rescue vehicle and ride shotgun in the most unlikely of places: the wheel well
**KITTEN’S DEATH-DEFYING, JAW-DROPPING, HEART-STOPPING ADVENTURE: FELINE THRILL-SEEKER HITCHES 15-MILE RIDE IN WHEEL WELL OF SEARCH AND RESCUE VEHICLE** In a stunning display of feline fearlessness, […]