Category: Recent News
Local Artist Achieves Life’s Pinnacle: Lego Brick Sculpture Sized Like a Human White Blood Cell Breaks Guinness World Record In a spectacular display of ingenuity and creativity that most likely left the world gasping in awe, a humble artist from England has managed to achieve what many could only dream of: a Guinness World Record for creating a Lego brick sculpture about the size of a human white blood cell
**Local Artist Achieves Life’s Pinnacle: Lego Brick Sculpture Sized Like a Human White Blood Cell Breaks Guinness World Record** In a spectacular display of ingenuity […]
BREAKING: Chaos Erupts as Hundreds Flock to Non-Existent Halloween Parade In a bizarre incident that has left authorities scratching their heads, hundreds of people gathered in downtown Anytown yesterday evening, eagerly awaiting the start of the city’s annual Halloween parade
**BREAKING: Chaos Erupts as Hundreds Flock to Non-Existent Halloween Parade** In a bizarre incident that has left authorities scratching their heads, hundreds of people gathered […]
BREAKING: WEASEL ON THE LOOSE: Furry Fiend Wreaks Havoc on Japanese School, Stealing Shoes by the Dozen Tokyo, Japan – In a bizarre and hilarious turn of events, a sneaky weasel has been caught on camera swiping shoes from students at a local elementary school, leaving a trail of confusion and laughter in its wake
**BREAKING: WEASEL ON THE LOOSE: Furry Fiend Wreaks Havoc on Japanese School, Stealing Shoes by the Dozen** Tokyo, Japan – In a bizarre and hilarious […]
BREAKING: Toddler’s Desperate 911 Call Sparks City-Wide Doughnut Emergency In a shocking turn of events, a 2-year-old toddler’s frantic 911 call yesterday evening left emergency responders scrambling to respond to a crisis of epic proportions: a child’s desperate plea for “emergency doughnuts
**BREAKING: Toddler’s Desperate 911 Call Sparks City-Wide Doughnut Emergency** In a shocking turn of events, a 2-year-old toddler’s frantic 911 call yesterday evening left emergency […]
Raccoon Drama: Local Firefighters Prove They’re the Real Heroes of the Storm Drain World In what can only be described as the most exhilarating rescue since the invention of the ordinary pencil, local firefighters became the guardians of wildlife on Tuesday afternoon when they heroically saved an innocent raccoon from a life of misadventure in a storm drain grate
**Raccoon Drama: Local Firefighters Prove They’re the Real Heroes of the Storm Drain World** In what can only be described as the most exhilarating rescue […]
WIG MAKER WREAKS HAVOC IN LAGOS: NIGERIAN STYLIST CREATES WORLD’S WIDEST HAIRPIECE, SHATTERING RECORDS AND SANITY Lagos, Nigeria – In a jaw-dropping display of creativity and utter madness, a Nigerian wigmaker has added a second Guinness World Record to her already impressive resume by crafting a hairpiece that measures a mind-boggling 11 feet, 11 inches wide
**WIG MAKER WREAKS HAVOC IN LAGOS: NIGERIAN STYLIST CREATES WORLD’S WIDEST HAIRPIECE, SHATTERING RECORDS AND SANITY** Lagos, Nigeria – In a jaw-dropping display of creativity […]
GIANT DOSA FEVER HITS INDIA: Local Business Sets New World Record with Ridiculously Massive 123-FOOT Crepe In a jaw-dropping display of culinary excess, Indian food company, Tasty Treats, has successfully cooked up a gargantuan 123-foot dosa, shattering the previous Guinness World Record for the largest crepe ever made
**GIANT DOSA FEVER HITS INDIA: Local Business Sets New World Record with Ridiculously Massive 123-FOOT Crepe** In a jaw-dropping display of culinary excess, Indian food […]
LAS VEGAS MAN DEFIES DEATH, DESTROYS KNEES IN BIZARRE ATTEMPT TO BREAK WORLD RECORD In a jaw-dropping display of masochism and sheer determination, 32-year-old Las Vegas resident, Dave Wilson, spent an astonishing 22 hours and 59 minutes running up and down the stairs in his home to attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to ascend and descend the height of Mount Everest on stairs
**LAS VEGAS MAN DEFIES DEATH, DESTROYS KNEES IN BIZARRE ATTEMPT TO BREAK WORLD RECORD** In a jaw-dropping display of masochism and sheer determination, 32-year-old Las […]
BREAKING: Oregon Guardsman Shatters Burpee Record, May Have to be Cut with a Chainsaw to be Freed from Floor PORTLAND, OR – In a stunning display of endurance, grit, and sheer masochism, Oregon Army National Guard member, Sergeant John “Burpee” Smith, has potentially reclaimed the Guinness World Record for most burpees performed in one hour, completing a mind-boggling 1,027 chest-to-ground burpees in a single hour
**BREAKING: Oregon Guardsman Shatters Burpee Record, May Have to be Cut with a Chainsaw to be Freed from Floor** PORTLAND, OR – In a stunning […]
BREAKING: SOUTH AFRICAN DYNAMO DUO SHATTERS WORLD RECORD WITH INSANE DRONE CREATION! In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and downright unbelievable achievement, a South African father-son duo has left the world in the dust with their creation of the fastest drone the world has ever seen! Meet 45-year-old Themba “The Drone King” Mthembu and his 19-year-old son, Siyabonga “The Drone Whiz Kid” Mthembu, who have just shattered the Guinness World Record for the fastest drone ever built
**BREAKING: SOUTH AFRICAN DYNAMO DUO SHATTERS WORLD RECORD WITH INSANE DRONE CREATION!** In a jaw-dropping, awe-inspiring, and downright unbelievable achievement, a South African father-son duo […]