Category: Recent News
Bear Necessities: March Napness Takes the World by Storm! In a stunning turn of events that has everyone on the edge of their seats, an international animal welfare group has unveiled the highly anticipated March Napness tournament, which promises to redefine March as the must-watch month for… well, hibernation habits of bears
**Bear Necessities: March Napness Takes the World by Storm!** In a stunning turn of events that has everyone on the edge of their seats, an […]
Local Woman Launches Epic Quest for Jacket, Unwittingly Becomes Pennsylvania’s Next Reality Show Star In an astonishing turn of events that could fill an entire season of any mediocre reality TV show, a Pennsylvania woman has taken “donating to charity” to an unexpectedly thrilling level after mistakenly parting ways with her beloved jacket—and a lottery ticket worth a whopping $2
### Local Woman Launches Epic Quest for Jacket, Unwittingly Becomes Pennsylvania’s Next Reality Show Star In an astonishing turn of events that could fill an […]
Breaking News: “Mooving” Gun Store Sensation Sweeps Maine – Cow Joins Ranks, Brings Home the Bacon (and Bullets)! In a bizarre and udderly absurd turn of events, a gun store in rural Maine has taken the phrase “beefing up security” to a whole new level by hiring a pet cow as a member of its sales team
**Breaking News: “Mooving” Gun Store Sensation Sweeps Maine – Cow Joins Ranks, Brings Home the Bacon (and Bullets)!** In a bizarre and udderly absurd turn […]
BREAKING: LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS $50,000 POWERBALL TICKET HE’S BEEN CARRYING AROUND FOR WEEKS
**BREAKING: LOCAL MAN DISCOVERS $50,000 POWERBALL TICKET HE’S BEEN CARRYING AROUND FOR WEEKS… LITERALLY** In a shocking tale of utter carelessness and reckless abandon, 32-year-old […]
BREAKING: Ig Nobel Prizes Announced, and They’re Completely, Utterly, and Totally RIDICULOUS! In a shocking, yet completely unsurprising move, the Annals of Improbable Research has revealed the winners of this year’s Ig Nobel Prizes, and they’re so absurd, you’ll be giggling uncontrollably! Topping the list of winners is a team of brave (or utterly bonkers) scientists who have dedicated their lives to studying the fascinating world of mammalian flatulence
**BREAKING: Ig Nobel Prizes Announced, and They’re Completely, Utterly, and Totally RIDICULOUS!** In a shocking, yet completely unsurprising move, the Annals of Improbable Research has […]
SHOCKING TALE OF BIBLIOPHILIC PROCRASINATION: Local Man Returns Book 51 Years Late, Librarians Left Speechless In a stunning display of chronic procrastination, a former patron of the Lehigh County Library in Pennsylvania has returned a book that was due an astonishing 51 years ago
**SHOCKING TALE OF BIBLIOPHILIC PROCRASINATION: Local Man Returns Book 51 Years Late, Librarians Left Speechless** In a stunning display of chronic procrastination, a former patron […]
BREAKING: Local Man Wins $4 Million Lottery Jackpot After Being Inspired by Ticket’s “Magical” Colors In a bizarre incident that has left lottery officials scratching their heads, a lucky player has won a whopping $4 million jackpot – and he’s crediting it all to the “aura” of his ticket’s colors
**BREAKING: Local Man Wins $4 Million Lottery Jackpot After Being Inspired by Ticket’s “Magical” Colors** In a bizarre incident that has left lottery officials scratching […]
BREAKING: BBQ COMPANY COOKS UP A WHOLE ELEPHANT’S WORTH OF CHICKEN WINGS, NEIGHBORS BAFFLED BY SMOKE APOCALYPSE In a bizarre incident that has left residents of suburban Anytown, USA scratching their heads, local barbecue joint “Smokey’s Sizzlin’ Sensations” has reportedly cooked up a staggering 655 POUNDS of chicken wings in a single sitting
**BREAKING: BBQ COMPANY COOKS UP A WHOLE ELEPHANT’S WORTH OF CHICKEN WINGS, NEIGHBORS BAFFLED BY SMOKE APOCALYPSE** In a bizarre incident that has left residents […]
BREAKING: Bronx Zoo’s Royal Treatment: Vulture Chick Gets Royal Upbringing with a Twist! In a bizarre and adorable turn of events, the Bronx Zoo in New York has welcomed its first king vulture chick in 30 years, and the little ball of fluff is getting the royal treatment – literally! To ensure the chick’s survival and give it the best possible start in life, zookeepers have taken an unconventional approach: they’re raising it with a handmade, animatronic mother vulture puppet
**BREAKING: Bronx Zoo’s Royal Treatment: Vulture Chick Gets Royal Upbringing with a Twist!** In a bizarre and adorable turn of events, the Bronx Zoo in […]
BREAKING: Miraculous Turn of Events as Humble Brother Scoops Up Life-Changing Lottery Ticket for Unsuspecting California Woman In a stunning turn of events that has left the small town of Tumbleweed, California, reeling, a selfless brother has picked up a lottery ticket that has changed the life of a local woman forever
**BREAKING: Miraculous Turn of Events as Humble Brother Scoops Up Life-Changing Lottery Ticket for Unsuspecting California Woman** In a stunning turn of events that has […]