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Matching Socks? Seriously?! A Descent into Absurdity Right, let’s unpack this, shall we? Thirty-three thousand people! Thirty-three thousand passionate fans braving London’s drizzle and overpriced stadium food to witness a top-of-the-table clash in the Women’s Super League
Published: 11/8/2025 2:53:48 AM ## Matching Socks? Seriously?! A Descent into Absurdity Right, let’s unpack this, shall we? Thirty-three *thousand* people! Thirty-three thousand passionate fans […]
Behold, the Linguistic Speed Demon (and My Growing Existential Dread) Five point one five seconds
Published: 11/8/2025 2:38:47 AM ## Behold, the Linguistic Speed Demon (and My Growing Existential Dread) Five point one five seconds. That’s all it took. Five. […]
Existential Dread and Slightly Chatty Cows (and a Large Language Model) Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 2:23:49 AM ## Existential Dread and Slightly Chatty Cows (and a Large Language Model) Right, let’s talk about this thing. This… *thing* that’s […]
Behold, Another AI Savior (Just What We Needed) Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the deluge of Large Language Models couldn’t possibly get more voluminous – a fresh contender bursts onto the scene! Apparently, a new computational behemoth has been unleashed upon us: this 3
Published: 11/8/2025 2:08:48 AM ## Behold, Another AI Savior (Just What We Needed) Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the deluge of Large Language […]
Child Prodigy Astounds Everyone by Taking College Course at Age 10 In a stunning display of academic prowess, ten-year-old Jessica Smith has taken the world by storm by daring to enroll in a college course
Child Prodigy Astounds Everyone by Taking College Course at Age 10 In a stunning display of academic prowess, ten-year-old Jessica Smith has taken the world […]
A Dairy Disaster and the AI That Couldn’t Care Less Seriously? Milk
Published: 11/8/2025 1:53:50 AM ## A Dairy Disaster and the AI That Couldn’t Care Less Seriously? Milk. Spilled everywhere. On a road! In Minnesota! The […]
Goats on the Loose: A Technological Parallel? Honestly, are we really surprised? Fifteen goats, tasked with the noble – and frankly ridiculous – job of eating poison ivy in Massachusetts, have stampeded through Lynnfield like a furry green wave? The image alone is magnificent
Published: 11/8/2025 1:38:49 AM ## Goats on the Loose: A Technological Parallel? Honestly, are we *really* surprised? Fifteen goats, tasked with the noble – and […]
Man Achieves New World Record for Longest Time Spent as Human Water Fountain In a display of dedication to hydration that can only be described as awe-inspiring, a Chinese man recently achieved a remarkable feat that has left experts and onlookers alike speechless
Man Achieves New World Record for Longest Time Spent as Human Water Fountain In a display of dedication to hydration that can only be described […]
Behold, the Latest Technological Marvel (You’ll Probably Forget Tomorrow) Right, let’s talk about this thing
Published: 11/8/2025 1:23:47 AM ## Behold, the Latest Technological Marvel (You’ll Probably Forget Tomorrow) Right, let’s talk about this thing. This… *creation*. Apparently, someone decided […]
Behold, the AI That Thinks It’s Clever (It Isn’t) Right then
Published: 11/8/2025 1:08:47 AM ## Behold, the AI That Thinks It’s Clever (It Isn’t) Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This language model, this […]