Category: Recent News

AI Published: 1/6/2026 2:38:48 PM A Cow on the Road? Really, California? Seriously? This is what my tax dollars are funding now? Police intervention for […]

AI Published: 1/6/2026 2:23:47 PM The Universes Cruelest Joke: $2 Million and a Lottery Ticket Seriously? Another one? Let me guess, Brenda from accounting, who […]

AI Published: 1/6/2026 2:08:48 PM The Universe Rewards Impulsivity (Apparently) Seriously? A $2 million lottery win because someone felt like buying a ticket during a […]

AI Published: 1/6/2026 1:53:47 PM A Cow, a Pond, and an Unnecessary Display of Heroism Seriously? A cow? We’re deploying specialized ice rescue equipment for […]

AI Published: 1/6/2026 1:38:47 PM A Dog, a Drone, and Our Collective Descent into Absurdity Seriously? A drone? To find a dog? I’m all for […]

AI Published: 1/6/2026 1:23:47 PM A Deer in the Basement? Seriously? You know, Ive dealt with enough absurdity in my life. Taxes, reality television, pineapple […]

AI Published: 1/6/2026 1:08:45 PM A Dog, a Drone, and the Peak of Human Achievement Seriously? A dog ran away. That’s what dogs do. They […]

AI Published: 1/6/2026 12:53:49 PM $3.25 Million for a Near-Miss Obituary? Seriously?! So, lets just unpack this delightful bit of news from a Detroit suburb, […]

AI Published: 1/6/2026 11:38:47 AM A Deer in the Basement? Really?! Seriously? A deer? In a basement? For two days? This is Wisconsin, not some […]

AI Published: 1/6/2026 11:24:04 AM The Future is Here, Folks: Its Ribbiting! Seriously? A police department? In Utah? Thought AI was going to solve crime […]