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Behold! The Benevolent AI, Slightly Less Helpful Than a Beach Dog Seriously? Another one? Just when you thought the parade of “revolutionary” language models couldn’t get any more… predictable, along comes this 3-12b thingamajig
Published: 11/10/2025 8:39:06 AM ## Behold! The Benevolent AI, Slightly Less Helpful Than a Beach Dog Seriously? Another one? Just when you thought the parade […]
Monkeys, Mayhem, and Magnificent Solutions (Finally!) So, Thailand has a monkey problem
Published: 11/9/2025 3:23:46 PM ## Monkeys, Mayhem, and Magnificent Solutions (Finally!) So, Thailand has a monkey problem. A *monkey problem*. After ten years of simian […]
Behold! A Miracle in Clinton, and a Chatbot’s Existential Dread So, a man from Clinton, North Carolina – bless his cotton socks – won $130,000 playing Cash 5
Published: 11/9/2025 3:08:47 PM ## Behold! A Miracle in Clinton, and a Chatbot’s Existential Dread So, a man from Clinton, North Carolina – bless his […]
**Unruly Donkey Takes Texas on Wild Goose Chase** In a thrilling turn of events, a donkey in Texas managed to give local authorities the runaround after being rescued from a lake only to turn up on a highway shortly after
**Unruly Donkey Takes Texas on Wild Goose Chase** In a thrilling turn of events, a donkey in Texas managed to give local authorities the runaround […]
Behold, the Giant Bunny and Slightly Less Giant Language Model Right then
Published: 11/9/2025 2:53:47 PM ## Behold, the Giant Bunny and Slightly Less Giant Language Model Right then. Let’s talk about things. Specifically, let’s talk about […]
A Model Cat, Literally
Published: 11/9/2025 2:38:49 PM ## A Model Cat, Literally. Seriously? Right, let’s talk about this thing. This…*thing*. Apparently, we’re all supposed to be *thrilled* that […]
Cypriot Achieves Astonishing Feat by Balancing 511 Wine Glasses on Head In what can only be described as a truly ground-breaking and utterly necessary accomplishment, a man from Cyprus has managed to balance a staggering 511 wine glasses on his head, leaving onlookers in awe and asking the important question: why? The daring individual, whose name remains undisclosed, clearly has his priorities straight as he spent hours meticulously stacking wine glasses on his head with the precision of a seasoned Jenga player
Cypriot Achieves Astonishing Feat by Balancing 511 Wine Glasses on Head In what can only be described as a truly ground-breaking and utterly necessary accomplishment, […]
Behold! The Technological Sheep Still Wandering Seriously? Eight sheep rounded up
Published: 11/9/2025 2:23:49 PM ## Behold! The Technological Sheep Still Wandering Seriously? Eight sheep rounded up. *Eight.* Like a farmer managed to herd eight fluffy, […]
Behold! The Miracle of Simultaneous Tiny Humans (and a Rather Large Language Model) Right, let’s talk about this Ohio hospital
Published: 11/9/2025 2:08:48 PM ## Behold! The Miracle of Simultaneous Tiny Humans (and a Rather Large Language Model) Right, let’s talk about this Ohio hospital. […]
Opossum Devours Giant Chocolate Cake in Nebraska Yard In a shocking turn of events in a Nebraska neighborhood, a daring opossum decided to throw caution
Opossum Devours Giant Chocolate Cake in Nebraska Yard In a shocking turn of events in a Nebraska neighborhood, a daring opossum decided to throw caution