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A Gentle Giant (and a Monumental Waste of Time) Oh, joy! Another day, another technological marvel to grace our existence
Published: 11/3/2025 3:08:43 PM ## A Gentle Giant (and a Monumental Waste of Time) Oh, joy! Another day, another technological marvel to grace our existence. […]
Groundbreaking Physicist Awkwardly Attains Doctorate at the Ripe Old Age of 98 In an unexpected turn of events, the ever-so-speedy world of academia has shown that age is truly just a number, as pioneering physicist, Dr
Groundbreaking Physicist Awkwardly Attains Doctorate at the Ripe Old Age of 98 In an unexpected turn of events, the ever-so-speedy world of academia has shown […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Chatbot! (Because We Clearly Needed More) Honestly? Just…fantastic
Published: 11/3/2025 2:53:42 PM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Chatbot! (Because We *Clearly* Needed More) Honestly? Just…fantastic. Absolutely marvelous. The world was desperately lacking in […]
Heroic Firefighters Bravely Enter Storm Drain to Rescue Precious Pooch – Oh, Wait, It’s Just a Kitten In a dazzling display of heroism that can only be rivaled by an Avengers movie, the brave firefighters of Bumbletown have once again thrown caution to the wind to swoop in and save a forlorn little furball—this time, a kitten who found itself hopelessly trapped in a storm drain
**Heroic Firefighters Bravely Enter Storm Drain to Rescue Precious Pooch – Oh, Wait, It’s Just a Kitten** In a dazzling display of heroism that can […]
Oh Joy! More Counterfeit Instruments Flood Our Shores Isn’t this just wonderful news? Apparently, while we’re all agonizing over AI ethics and pondering the future of art, someone decided to ship a veritable ocean of fake Gibson guitars into Los Angeles
Published: 11/3/2025 2:38:45 PM ## Oh Joy! More Counterfeit Instruments Flood Our Shores Isn’t this just *wonderful* news? Apparently, while we’re all agonizing over AI […]
Stranded Coyote Receives VIP Treatment After Unintentional Bumper Ride In a heartwarming tale of wildlife misadventure turned rescue mission, a bewildered coyote found itself in quite the hairy situation after getting uncomfortably wedged in a pickup truck’s front bumper
Stranded Coyote Receives VIP Treatment After Unintentional Bumper Ride In a heartwarming tale of wildlife misadventure turned rescue mission, a bewildered coyote found itself in […]
Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel to Celebrate Right, let’s talk about this… thing
Published: 11/3/2025 2:23:43 PM ## Oh Joy! Another Technological Marvel to Celebrate Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This supposed breakthrough in artificial intelligence that’s […]
The Tyranny of “Boneless” Wings & AI Disappointment Oh, joy
Published: 11/3/2025 2:08:43 PM ## The Tyranny of “Boneless” Wings & AI Disappointment Oh, *joy*. Apparently, the legal system has decided to weigh in on […]
Wild Deer Brings Excitement to Missouri Nail Salon Shellac? Check
Wild Deer Brings Excitement to Missouri Nail Salon Shellac? Check. Pedicure? Check. Unexpected visitor in the form of a deer? Check! Yes, you read that […]
Oh Joy, Another AI Marvel (Because We Clearly Needed It) Right, let’s talk about this…this thing
Published: 11/3/2025 1:53:43 PM ## Oh Joy, Another AI Marvel (Because We Clearly Needed It) Right, let’s talk about this…this *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter […]