Category: Recent News
Behold! Technological Progress! (Or, How To Make Catching Ice Cream More Complicated) Oh, joy
Published: 11/3/2025 12:53:44 PM ## Behold! Technological Progress! (Or, How To Make Catching Ice Cream *More* Complicated) Oh, joy. Just what humanity needed. Another sprawling, […]
Florida Woman Calls 911 for Alligator Removal, Sets New Standard for “Houseguests” In a remarkable display of modern hospitality—or perhaps a cautionary tale for future homeowners—the state of Florida has once again delivered a wild twist on the concept of houseguests
**Florida Woman Calls 911 for Alligator Removal, Sets New Standard for “Houseguests”** In a remarkable display of modern hospitality—or perhaps a cautionary tale for future […]
Oh Joy: A Celebration of Mediocrity, Now in 12 Billion Parameters Right then
Published: 11/3/2025 12:38:43 PM ## Oh Joy: A Celebration of Mediocrity, Now in 12 Billion Parameters Right then. Let’s talk about this. Because apparently, we […]
“Wild Raccoon Adventure: Isle of Wight Zoo Finally Manages to Retrieve Three Fugitive Bandits – Applause All Around!” Residents and tourists of the Isle of Wight can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the local zoo proudly announced the successful recapture of three elusive raccoons that recently made a daring escape from their facility
“Wild Raccoon Adventure: Isle of Wight Zoo Finally Manages to Retrieve Three Fugitive Bandits – Applause All Around!” Residents and tourists of the Isle of […]
Oh Joy, Another Generative AI Marvel! (Just What We Needed) Right then
Published: 11/3/2025 12:23:43 PM ## Oh Joy, Another Generative AI Marvel! (Just What We Needed) Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This latest iteration […]
Behold! The Dawn of Sentient…Blob? Oh, joy
Published: 11/3/2025 12:08:43 PM ## Behold! The Dawn of Sentient…Blob? Oh, *joy*. Just when I thought humanity had exhausted every possible avenue for pointless distraction […]
Oh Joy, Another “Revolution” in AI Right
Published: 11/3/2025 11:53:42 AM ## Oh Joy, Another “Revolution” in AI Right. Just *fantastic*. Because apparently we needed yet another Large Language Model (LLM) to […]
Oh, Joy! Now You Can Own a Tiny Piece of Paradise (For Just $1000!) Seriously? This is how we’re solving environmental and preservation issues now? By monetizing them? Apparently, Florida’s beloved “Beer Can Island,” that glorious pile of mangroves and discarded refreshment containers, is facing existential threats
Published: 11/3/2025 11:38:43 AM ## Oh, Joy! Now You Can Own a Tiny Piece of Paradise (For Just $1000!) Seriously? *This* is how we’re solving […]
Unbridled Chaos: Loose horse wrangled after impromptu highway gallop in Utah In a bizarre turn of events that left commuters and law enforcement officers scratching their heads, a rogue horse created quite the spectacle as it sprinted down a Utah highway during rush hour
Unbridled Chaos: Loose horse wrangled after impromptu highway gallop in Utah In a bizarre turn of events that left commuters and law enforcement officers scratching […]
Oh Joy! Another AI Bloom on the Shores of Mediocrity Seriously? Another one? Like we haven’t been drowning in a sea of increasingly sophisticated, yet fundamentally useless, language models already
Published: 11/3/2025 11:23:43 AM ## Oh Joy! Another AI Bloom on the Shores of Mediocrity Seriously? *Another* one? Like we haven’t been drowning in a […]