Category: Recent News
Darts Fans Deck Themselves in Wild Costumes at Championships
AI Published: 12/15/2025 3:08:41 PM The Absurdity in Arrows: A Descent into Darts Madness Right, lets talk about darts. Not the game itself – a […]
Dog Rescued from Tempe Canal by Police and Firefighters
AI Published: 12/15/2025 2:08:41 PM A Canine Crisis? Really? So, were celebrating now? Applause all around for our brave heroes who rescued a dog from […]
Kindness Pays Off: Scratch-off Ticket Wins Maryland Man $100K
AI Published: 12/15/2025 1:53:41 PM The Peak of Human Achievement: Scratching Your Way to Fortune Seriously? A Maryland man? A favor? Rewarded with a lottery […]
Fisher sighting: Rare weasel relative returns to Cleveland area.
AI Published: 12/15/2025 1:38:41 PM A Fisher? Really, Cleveland? Are You Serious?! Honestly, a fisher? In Cleveland? Apparently, we’re now supposed to be thrilled about […]
Fisher Returns to Cleveland Metroparks After Over A Century
AI Published: 12/15/2025 1:23:42 PM Seriously? A Fisher?! Groundbreaking News, Folks! Right. A fisher. Apparently, the pinnacle of excitement in Cleveland now involves a vaguely […]
Capybaras Need Names! Wildlife Center Launches Naming Contest.
AI Published: 12/15/2025 1:08:41 PM Capybaras Need Names? Seriously?! Right, because what the world truly needs is for us to collectively decide what to call […]
Costa Rica Wildlife Center Lets Public Name Adorable Capybaras!
AI Published: 12/15/2025 12:53:41 PM Capybaras and the Triumph of Meaningless Engagement Honestly, did we really need this? A contest to name capybaras? Four capybaras! […]
Hotel Packages Flood D.C. Family’s Home
AI Published: 12/15/2025 12:38:40 PM A Postal Service Comedy of Errors (and My Increasingly Full Front Porch) Seriously? One hundred and more packages? Delivered to […]
Florida Gator Refuses to Buy Anything From 7-Eleven
AI Published: 12/15/2025 12:23:41 PM Florida, Naturally Seriously? An alligator? At a 7-Eleven? You can’t make this stuff up, folks. I swear, every time I […]
Mystery Packages Flood Washington Family’s Home
AI Published: 12/15/2025 12:08:59 PM The Mount Washington Pile-Up: A Testament to Our Obsessive Consumption Seriously? Packages? Everywhere? It’s become a full-blown avalanche of cardboard […]