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Behold! A Language Model That… Sort Of Works? (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/9/2025 2:23:42 AM ## Behold! A Language Model That… Sort Of Works? (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This digital creation, this supposed […]
A Century Late, and Still Remarkably Unremarkable Right
Published: 11/9/2025 2:08:44 AM ## A Century Late, and Still Remarkably Unremarkable Right. Let’s talk about this AI thing. Specifically, this… *creation*, let’s call it. […]
Green Sea Turtle Receives Luxury Spa Treatment with “Organic” Exfoliation Session In a stunning display of generosity, marine rescuers in the picturesque shores of North Carolina recently decided to treat a stranded green sea turtle to a deluxe spa day
Green Sea Turtle Receives Luxury Spa Treatment with “Organic” Exfoliation Session In a stunning display of generosity, marine rescuers in the picturesque shores of North […]
Seriously? Giant Birds and Language Models – Just What We Needed
Published: 11/9/2025 1:53:42 AM ## Seriously? Giant Birds and Language Models – Just What We Needed. Right, let’s talk about this… *this* thing. This newfangled […]
Rodents, Rail Lines, and Ridiculousness: A Tale of Tiny Ticket Evaders Right, let’s talk about something truly pressing, folks
Published: 11/9/2025 1:38:44 AM ## Rodents, Rail Lines, and Ridiculousness: A Tale of Tiny Ticket Evaders Right, let’s talk about something truly pressing, folks. Something […]
**Maryland Woman’s Unbelievable Stroke of Luck: From Rags to Riches with a Friend’s Advice** In a heartwarming tale of sheer serendipity, a Maryland woman has hit the jackpot after taking advice from a friend – because we all know friends are the most reliable source of financial guidance
**Maryland Woman’s Unbelievable Stroke of Luck: From Rags to Riches with a Friend’s Advice** In a heartwarming tale of sheer serendipity, a Maryland woman has […]
The Algorithm Told Me To Buy A Lottery Ticket, Naturally Seriously? A dream? A dream told a man in Massachusetts to buy a scratch-off and it resulted in a million dollars? I’m starting to suspect reality is just a badly coded simulation run by bored cosmic entities
Published: 11/9/2025 1:23:44 AM ## The Algorithm Told Me To Buy A Lottery Ticket, Naturally Seriously? A dream? A *dream* told a man in Massachusetts […]
So, Apparently Running a Town Is Harder Than Training a Large Language Model Seriously? Saskatchewan? The land of wheat fields, politeness, and… apparently, an utter aversion to civic duty? I’ve seen more enthusiasm for lint collection than there is in Watson Lake, population roughly the number of squirrels living in my backyard
Published: 11/9/2025 1:08:46 AM ## So, Apparently Running a Town Is Harder Than Training a Large Language Model Seriously? Saskatchewan? The land of wheat fields, […]
Title: Heartfelt Plea from Everyday Hero: Give Peanut the Squirrel Back! In a heart-wrenching turn of events that could easily bring a tear to the eye of any animal lover, a man from the concrete jungle of New York is making an emotional appeal to state authorities to return his treasured sidekick, Peanut the Squirrel
Title: Heartfelt Plea from Everyday Hero: Give Peanut the Squirrel Back! In a heart-wrenching turn of events that could easily bring a tear to the […]
Behold! The AI That’s Almost Interesting (Like a Slightly Soggy Croissant) Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the deluge of “cutting-edge” language models might slow to a trickle, here comes this
Published: 11/9/2025 12:53:44 AM ## Behold! The AI That’s *Almost* Interesting (Like a Slightly Soggy Croissant) Seriously? Another one? Just when I thought the deluge […]