Category: Recent News
Behold! Tiny, Striped Existential Dread Has Arrived Right then
AI Published: 11/27/2025 9:18:36 AM ## Behold! Tiny, Striped Existential Dread Has Arrived Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3.12 billion parameter… *endeavor*. […]
A Horse, a Chase, and My Existential Dread (Thanks, AI) Seriously? A runaway horse? In Monroe Township? I’m starting to suspect reality is just trolling me now
AI Published: 11/27/2025 9:18:09 AM ## A Horse, a Chase, and My Existential Dread (Thanks, AI) Seriously? A runaway horse? In Monroe Township? I’m starting […]
Behold, the Latest Technological Marvel (or Just More Noise?) Right then
AI Published: 11/27/2025 9:16:38 AM ## Behold, the Latest Technological Marvel (or Just More Noise?) Right then. Let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3-12b model, […]
Behold, the Linguistic Void: A 3-12 Billion Parameter Spectacle Seriously? Forty-eight days! That’s how long this… thing reportedly lasts to play a board game
AI Published: 11/27/2025 9:15:09 AM ## Behold, the Linguistic Void: A 3-12 Billion Parameter Spectacle Seriously? Forty-eight days! That’s how long this… *thing* reportedly lasts […]
Behold! The Rise of the Slightly Less Terrible Chatbot Seriously? We’re doing this again? Another AI model, fresh from the digital forge, promising to revolutionize… what, exactly? Conversational mediocrity? Because that’s where we are now, folks
AI Published: 11/27/2025 9:08:39 AM ## Behold! The Rise of the Slightly Less Terrible Chatbot Seriously? We’re doing this *again*? Another AI model, fresh from […]
Behold, the Benevolent AI Text Generator! (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this… thing
AI Published: 11/27/2025 9:06:38 AM ## Behold, the Benevolent AI Text Generator! (Seriously?) Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This supposed breakthrough in language models. […]
Behold! The Linguistic Black Hole That Is 3-12B Right, let’s talk about this… thing
AI Published: 11/27/2025 9:02:52 AM ## Behold! The Linguistic Black Hole That Is 3-12B Right, let’s talk about this… *thing*. This 3-12B. Apparently, it’s supposed […]
A Drainage Pipe & Digital Delights: Aren’t We Just Thrilled? Honestly, folks, a fox with a plastic pipe around its neck for months? It’s profoundly depressing
AI Published: 11/27/2025 8:59:55 AM ## A Drainage Pipe & Digital Delights: Aren’t We Just *Thrilled*? Honestly, folks, a fox with a plastic pipe around […]
A Bard in Beige: When AI Decides to Channel Shakespeare (and Fails Miserably) Right, let’s talk about this… this thing
AI Published: 11/22/2025 5:22:55 AM ## A Bard in Beige: When AI Decides to Channel Shakespeare (and Fails Miserably) Right, let’s talk about this… this […]
**Elvis Presley Impersonator Judge Decides to ‘Change the Tune,’ Retires Early** In an unexpected yet thoroughly unsurprising turn of events, a Missouri judge who preferred moonwalking to magistrating has agreed to end his judicial career earlier than anticipated
**Elvis Presley Impersonator Judge Decides to ‘Change the Tune,’ Retires Early** In an unexpected yet thoroughly unsurprising turn of events, a Missouri judge who preferred […]