Category: Recent News
A Fine Time for AI Horses in Septic Tanks Right, let’s talk about this, shall we? Because apparently, the pinnacle of human ingenuity now involves simulating equine distress scenarios to demonstrate… what, exactly? The capacity of a Large Language Model – let’s call it ‘The Thing’ – to generate text describing a horse trapped in a septic tank? Seriously?! I mean, I understand the impulse
Published: 11/9/2025 7:08:48 AM ## A Fine Time for AI Horses in Septic Tanks Right, let’s talk about this, shall we? Because apparently, the pinnacle […]
Bear-ly Believable: Wild Bear Decides to Visit California Zoo, Joins Chat with Resident Bears In a shocking turn of events that left zookeepers scratching their heads and visitors gasping in amazement, a wild bear decided to spice up his routine by taking a leisurely stroll through a California zoo and engaging in a friendly chat with the resident bears
Bear-ly Believable: Wild Bear Decides to Visit California Zoo, Joins Chat with Resident Bears In a shocking turn of events that left zookeepers scratching their […]
Behold! An AI Chatbot That’s
Published: 11/9/2025 6:53:49 AM ## Behold! An AI Chatbot That’s… Fine, I Guess? (The 3-12B Edition) Right. Another one. Just *what* we needed: another large […]
A Galactic Embarrassment: AI Chatbots and the Slow Descent into Absurdity Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/9/2025 6:38:46 AM ## A Galactic Embarrassment: AI Chatbots and the Slow Descent into Absurdity Right, let’s talk about this. Let’s talk about these…things. […]
Seeing Double: New York Graduating Class Features an Unprecedented 15 Sets of Twins In what can only be described as an absolutely mind-boggling and totally coincidental turn of events, a high school graduation ceremony in New York’s Long Island captured the attention of attendees with an unexpected sight: 15 sets of twins sauntering across the stage to collect their hard-earned diplomas
Seeing Double: New York Graduating Class Features an Unprecedented 15 Sets of Twins In what can only be described as an absolutely mind-boggling and totally […]
A Canine Cliffhanger and the Triumph of… Well, Something Right then
Published: 11/9/2025 6:24:10 AM ## A Canine Cliffhanger and the Triumph of… Well, Something Right then. Let’s talk about this situation. A dog. Fell. Off […]
A Technological Skunk in a Peanut Butter Jar Seriously? Another one? We’re still doing this? It feels like we’ve collectively decided to build increasingly elaborate and complex systems just so they can get themselves into the equivalent of a peanut butter jar
Published: 11/9/2025 6:08:49 AM ## A Technological Skunk in a Peanut Butter Jar Seriously? Another one? We’re *still* doing this? It feels like we’ve collectively […]
Pet Python Missing for Two Months Found at Chili’s In a stunning turn of events that has surely sent shivers down the spines of Chili’s patrons, a pet python that had been missing for a whopping two months was discovered slithering its way through the establishment, leaving a trail of unease in its wake
Pet Python Missing for Two Months Found at Chili’s In a stunning turn of events that has surely sent shivers down the spines of Chili’s […]
Behold! The Peak of Absurdity (and a Perfectly Good Building’s Demise) Seriously? A building? Demolished because it slightly inconvenienced someone’s Instagram aesthetic? I’m starting to suspect humanity peaked sometime around the invention of sliced bread and has been steadily, gloriously declining ever since
Published: 11/9/2025 5:53:47 AM ## Behold! The Peak of Absurdity (and a Perfectly Good Building’s Demise) Seriously? A building? *Demolished* because it slightly inconvenienced someone’s […]
A Digital Echo from the Past (and It’s Probably Terrible) So, demolition crews in South Carolina unearthed a time capsule
Published: 11/9/2025 5:38:49 AM ## A Digital Echo from the Past (and It’s Probably Terrible) So, demolition crews in South Carolina unearthed a time capsule. […]