Category: Recent News
BREAKING: Urine-gate Rocks Scotland as Clinic Overwhelmed with Unwanted Peepers In a bizarre turn of events, a medical clinic in Scotland has thrown up its hands in exasperation, begging residents to STOP BRINGING IN THEIR URINE SAMPLES ALREADY! The clinic, which shall remain nameless to protect the innocent (and the pee-happy), has reported a staggering influx of unsolicited urine samples, leaving staff bewildered and begging for relief
**BREAKING: Urine-gate Rocks Scotland as Clinic Overwhelmed with Unwanted Peepers** In a bizarre turn of events, a medical clinic in Scotland has thrown up its […]
Police in Texas Struggle to Solve Mysterious Safe Dumped On A Cul-de-Sac In a shocking turn of events, the brave men and women of the local police force in Texas have found themselves faced with a conundrum of epic proportions – a large, intimidating safe dumped unceremoniously on the side of a road in a peaceful cul-de-sac
Police in Texas Struggle to Solve Mysterious Safe Dumped On A Cul-de-Sac In a shocking turn of events, the brave men and women of the […]
BREAKING: MASSIVE 110-YEAR-OLD LOBSTER RELEASED BACK INTO THE WILD, SHEDS TEARS OF JOY In a shocking display of crustacean liberation, a Manhattan seafood restaurant has set free a gargantuan 21-pound lobster that had been languishing in their tanks for years
**BREAKING: MASSIVE 110-YEAR-OLD LOBSTER RELEASED BACK INTO THE WILD, SHEDS TEARS OF JOY** In a shocking display of crustacean liberation, a Manhattan seafood restaurant has […]
The Great Escape: Behemoth Lobster Set Free by Compassionate Restaurant, Shocks Local Diners In a stunning shift from the traditional seafood business model of “catch, cook, serve,” a New York restaurant made waves when they chose to release a colossal 21-pound lobster back into the ocean
The Great Escape: Behemoth Lobster Set Free by Compassionate Restaurant, Shocks Local Diners In a stunning shift from the traditional seafood business model of “catch, […]
Vienna’s Vegetable Orchestra Garners World Record for Making Some Noise with Produce Vienna, Austria – In a world where people are always looking for innovative ways to make music, one group of musicians in the heart of Vienna has taken the phrase “playing with your food” to a whole new level
Vienna’s Vegetable Orchestra Garners World Record for Making Some Noise with Produce Vienna, Austria – In a world where people are always looking for innovative […]
BREAKING: Local Man’s Life Turns Upside Down After Discovering Powerball Win Wasn’t an April Fools’ Prank
**BREAKING: Local Man’s Life Turns Upside Down After Discovering Powerball Win Wasn’t an April Fools’ Prank…Or Was It?** In a bizarre incident that has left […]
Man Thought Powerball Prize Was an April Fools’ Prank In what can only be described as a stroke of pure genius, a man in Smalltown, USA, decided that winning the Powerball jackpot was simply too good to be true
Man Thought Powerball Prize Was an April Fools’ Prank In what can only be described as a stroke of pure genius, a man in Smalltown, […]
**Local Residents Surprised as Halloween Decorations Become Unexpected Snack for Three Uptight Black Bears** In what can only be described as a striking scene straight out of a wildlife meets Halloween horror mashup, a trio of black bears recently made a bold move to show off their questionable taste in decor by destroying, quite literally, Halloween decorations in a quaint suburban neighborhood
**Local Residents Surprised as Halloween Decorations Become Unexpected Snack for Three Uptight Black Bears** In what can only be described as a striking scene straight […]
BREAKING: HEIFER ON THE LOOSE! PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS AT HOUSTON LIVESTOCK SHOW AND RODEO Houston, TX – In a jaw-dropping display of bovine bravery, a feisty heifer named “Bessie” broke free from her handlers and sent the crowd into a frenzy at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo yesterday evening
BREAKING: HEIFER ON THE LOOSE! PANDEMONIUM ERUPTS AT HOUSTON LIVESTOCK SHOW AND RODEO Houston, TX – In a jaw-dropping display of bovine bravery, a feisty […]
Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo in Disarray as Rogue Heifer Goes on Joyride In a shocking turn of events at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo, chaos briefly reigned supreme as a heifer made a daring escape from its handlers and decided to go on a little joyride around the venue
Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo in Disarray as Rogue Heifer Goes on Joyride In a shocking turn of events at the Houston Livestock Show and […]