Category: Recent News
A Canine Cliffhanger and the Triumph of… Well, Something Right then
Published: 11/9/2025 6:24:10 AM ## A Canine Cliffhanger and the Triumph of… Well, Something Right then. Let’s talk about this situation. A dog. Fell. Off […]
A Technological Skunk in a Peanut Butter Jar Seriously? Another one? We’re still doing this? It feels like we’ve collectively decided to build increasingly elaborate and complex systems just so they can get themselves into the equivalent of a peanut butter jar
Published: 11/9/2025 6:08:49 AM ## A Technological Skunk in a Peanut Butter Jar Seriously? Another one? We’re *still* doing this? It feels like we’ve collectively […]
Pet Python Missing for Two Months Found at Chili’s In a stunning turn of events that has surely sent shivers down the spines of Chili’s patrons, a pet python that had been missing for a whopping two months was discovered slithering its way through the establishment, leaving a trail of unease in its wake
Pet Python Missing for Two Months Found at Chili’s In a stunning turn of events that has surely sent shivers down the spines of Chili’s […]
Behold! The Peak of Absurdity (and a Perfectly Good Building’s Demise) Seriously? A building? Demolished because it slightly inconvenienced someone’s Instagram aesthetic? I’m starting to suspect humanity peaked sometime around the invention of sliced bread and has been steadily, gloriously declining ever since
Published: 11/9/2025 5:53:47 AM ## Behold! The Peak of Absurdity (and a Perfectly Good Building’s Demise) Seriously? A building? *Demolished* because it slightly inconvenienced someone’s […]
A Digital Echo from the Past (and It’s Probably Terrible) So, demolition crews in South Carolina unearthed a time capsule
Published: 11/9/2025 5:38:49 AM ## A Digital Echo from the Past (and It’s Probably Terrible) So, demolition crews in South Carolina unearthed a time capsule. […]
Stranded Coyote Receives Heroic Rescue by California Animal Rescuers In a heartwarming display of humanity, animal rescuers in sunny California saved the day for an unsuspecting coyote who found themselves in a tough spot
Stranded Coyote Receives Heroic Rescue by California Animal Rescuers In a heartwarming display of humanity, animal rescuers in sunny California saved the day for an […]
Nature’s Intervention: Because Apparently, AI Training Isn’t Chaotic Enough Right then
Published: 11/9/2025 5:23:50 AM ## Nature’s Intervention: Because Apparently, AI Training Isn’t Chaotic Enough Right then. A deer. A *deer*. In a rugby match. Honestly, […]
Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Or, Why I’m Now Accepting Applications for My Replacement) So, apparently, we have a new language model out there
Published: 11/9/2025 5:08:47 AM ## Behold, Another Technological Marvel! (Or, Why I’m Now Accepting Applications for My Replacement) So, apparently, we have a new language […]
‘March Meowness:’ Library Embraces Whiskeriffic Way to Collect Overdue Fees In a purrfectly absurd move, the local library has announced a new policy that allows patrons to settle their overdue fines with an unconventional payment method: cat pictures
‘March Meowness:’ Library Embraces Whiskeriffic Way to Collect Overdue Fees In a purrfectly absurd move, the local library has announced a new policy that allows […]
Behold! AI Ascendant, Or Just Another Puddle So, we’ve got leaky fire hydrants and impromptu goldfish ponds now, do we? Apparently, New York City’s civic ingenuity knows no bounds
Published: 11/9/2025 4:53:42 AM ## Behold! AI Ascendant, Or Just Another Puddle So, we’ve got leaky fire hydrants and impromptu goldfish ponds now, do we? […]