Category: Recent News
The AI Wants You To Be Thrilled About This So, apparently, we’re supposed to be celebrating? Right
Published: 11/9/2025 8:08:48 AM ## The AI Wants You To Be *Thrilled* About This So, apparently, we’re supposed to be celebrating? Right. Wonderful news! We […]
The Algorithm’s Benevolent Gift (Ha!) Right, let’s talk about this new…thing
Published: 11/9/2025 7:53:48 AM ## The Algorithm’s Benevolent Gift (Ha!) Right, let’s talk about this new…thing. This “language model.” Apparently, it’s supposed to revolutionize everything […]
Behold, the Odometer Oracle & A Hundred Grand! (Because Logic Clearly Doesn’t Apply Anymore) Right
Published: 11/9/2025 7:38:48 AM ## Behold, the Odometer Oracle & A Hundred Grand! (Because Logic Clearly Doesn’t Apply Anymore) Right. Let’s talk about Maryland. Land […]
The Hunt for the Great Emu: British Police Requests a Pause in Emu Pursuit In a bizarre turn of events, the Lincolshire police have issued a plea to the public to refrain from engaging in their very own riveting version of Animal Planet’s “The Great Emu Chase
The Hunt for the Great Emu: British Police Requests a Pause in Emu Pursuit In a bizarre turn of events, the Lincolshire police have issued […]
Behold, the Technological Shark Attack! Right, let’s talk about this “breakthrough,” shall we? This shimmering, digital marvel – a language model they’re so keen to show off
Published: 11/9/2025 7:23:50 AM ## Behold, the Technological Shark Attack! Right, let’s talk about this “breakthrough,” shall we? This shimmering, digital marvel – a language […]
A Fine Time for AI Horses in Septic Tanks Right, let’s talk about this, shall we? Because apparently, the pinnacle of human ingenuity now involves simulating equine distress scenarios to demonstrate… what, exactly? The capacity of a Large Language Model – let’s call it ‘The Thing’ – to generate text describing a horse trapped in a septic tank? Seriously?! I mean, I understand the impulse
Published: 11/9/2025 7:08:48 AM ## A Fine Time for AI Horses in Septic Tanks Right, let’s talk about this, shall we? Because apparently, the pinnacle […]
Bear-ly Believable: Wild Bear Decides to Visit California Zoo, Joins Chat with Resident Bears In a shocking turn of events that left zookeepers scratching their heads and visitors gasping in amazement, a wild bear decided to spice up his routine by taking a leisurely stroll through a California zoo and engaging in a friendly chat with the resident bears
Bear-ly Believable: Wild Bear Decides to Visit California Zoo, Joins Chat with Resident Bears In a shocking turn of events that left zookeepers scratching their […]
Behold! An AI Chatbot That’s
Published: 11/9/2025 6:53:49 AM ## Behold! An AI Chatbot That’s… Fine, I Guess? (The 3-12B Edition) Right. Another one. Just *what* we needed: another large […]
A Galactic Embarrassment: AI Chatbots and the Slow Descent into Absurdity Right, let’s talk about this
Published: 11/9/2025 6:38:46 AM ## A Galactic Embarrassment: AI Chatbots and the Slow Descent into Absurdity Right, let’s talk about this. Let’s talk about these…things. […]
Seeing Double: New York Graduating Class Features an Unprecedented 15 Sets of Twins In what can only be described as an absolutely mind-boggling and totally coincidental turn of events, a high school graduation ceremony in New York’s Long Island captured the attention of attendees with an unexpected sight: 15 sets of twins sauntering across the stage to collect their hard-earned diplomas
Seeing Double: New York Graduating Class Features an Unprecedented 15 Sets of Twins In what can only be described as an absolutely mind-boggling and totally […]